Your front butt and moobs look like Yoshi’s face trying to burst through your shirt.
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I actually think there is a small child hugging him under this shirt…
January 18th, 2013
He still thinks he can get laid looking like that.
what about the scarey guy in the prison uniform in the background
Yumm! I could spend all day licking that.(made myself barf on THAT one)
Maybe his head is just on backwards.
I shudder to think what the back looks like.
Pretty impressive performace by those suspenders, though.
I’m curious why there’s a guy in what looks like hospital scrubs checking out car batteries. Does the hospital need them for shock therapy?
So apparently at Walmart women have back boobs while men have front asses.
They call him…Tiny.
Butt in the Front…..
Slop Jar Magoo
This guy probably doesn’t know how to put his pants and doesn’t know which side to wipe……..
It looks like he’s carrying a baby backwards
moose knuckle? gunt? ill fitting clothing?
If he would sew some puppet legs on his belt and draw arms on the back of his shirt people might believe he is smuggling an illegal alien under his shirt! SHHHHhhh!
If he would pop a boner, then sit down he could get some ……ass ?
“Well, kiss my ass(es).”
I thought before clicking on this, thinking, what in the world is a reverse plumber’s butt….wow, did it ilicit huge LOLs
Now THAT’S a Texas sized pussy!
January 19th, 2013
i almost had to stifle my mouth to keep from bursting into laughter, fuuuuck!
the mother fucker who writes these captions is a comedic fuckin genius (IMO)
….. i fuckin love the shit this guy comes up with. I see theres a link for something called “love letters” however, i’m unable to locate where or how to post them. call me an idiot if you like….. I won’t be able to hear you over the excessive howling coming from my pie-hole over this yoshi bit.
January 23rd, 2013
How do you get a butt in the front and the back? lol
Broke, I used to work with a fellow built about like this, and he honestly thought he was “Hot Stuff”, always making passes at the women, etc. Strictly barf material.
looks like Ponda Baba to me. (only Star Wars nerds will get this one…)
January 25th, 2013
Is that spackle or caulk in is hand? Maybe he’s going home to fix it????
Meanwhile Hannibal Lecter is in the background buying batteries.
February 22nd, 2013