Finally I get invited to a girl’s slumber party and turns out it’s hers. Just my luck.
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Slop Jar Magoo
I can hear the beat of a bass drum with each step she takes…..
January 23rd, 2013
she needs to turn around and grab some Adkins bars as well
And she’s looking at personal lubricants. Awesome! *gag*
i think i threw up a little in my mouth.. yuck.. scratching my eyes out..
that poor pillow is going to have a rough night
not only that but she is looking at condoms?? OH MY
That moment when you see someone wearing the same pajama pants as you on a PoW picture… In my defense, they actually fit me, and I don’t wear them to Walmart.
All of her scary ghost stories involve the ghost eating all the cake.
The Last Universalist
I’d love to play with her “pillows”…and then bang her good. The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin’!
Either she’s checking out the lube or the pregnancy tests!
Ah jeez. When will people with tats finally get the message that no one cares about their ink. At all. How many studly tattooed guys wearing sleeveless crap in midwinter do we have to endure, or morons like this one with everything carefully arranged so we have to look at that mess.
Why not just get their faces tattooed and be done with it.
Is she looking at lube?
my kind of girl bbw and lube
I guess she’s ready for (in)action at any moment. Why else would she be wearing pajamas, slippers, and carrying a pillow and blanket. And the tattoo! Who wants eye balls looking back at them with a big crack below. Ugh!
Snap N. McGarrett
Pick up a bag of flour while you’re there.
Are we sure it’s a her? I am doubting the Betty Boop camouflauge.
I hear a tuba playing with every step she takes.
that would be a creature from Memphis… Grab an Atkins bar and eat that instead of all the chips and crap your welfare buys you.
Rolled right out of bed and couldn’t be bothered to get dressed for a trip to Wally?
I truly cannot imagine being THAT much of a lazy ass!
20 buck says this is in Memphis.. hey I have an idea, grab some sensa and atkins bars, and stop eating junk food welfare gives you.
GH in the B-Lo!
…and then on to the produce department for some butternut squash!!!
Most of the pictures on this site have to be staged.
That tramp stamp coulda been soo much wider. I’m just sayin, there’s a good amount of space to work with.
troof be told
Im aroused by this mmmmmm
Not sure whether I’m more disturbed by the person shopping for lube & condoms or by the fact that the lube & condoms are right next to the massage cushions & bladder control products.
Big girls need love too lol.
Great Moogly Googly!! I bet that will be a fun slumber party! Greased Cooter Contest anyone?
growing up I NEVER saw this kind of disregard for one’s personal appearance….you always dressed in clothes …not bed clothes…when going in public…..I HATE that they think they are cool…I see the high school girls do this and cant understand why the schools allow them. ENOUGH! fatty mcpork chop here needs some serious help with wardrobe!
I think she needs the industrial tub of K/Y.
I’ve never seen a butt that slants inward.
Wearing pajamas and sporting a tramp stamp. Definitely POW Hall of Fame material.
PJ Party in the condom aisle.
@MS CODPIECE – We would have rather die than have a boy see us in our
pajamas. We also would have never answered the door to accept a package
in our pj’s.
January 24th, 2013
Looks like cuddle time to me
And she is buying condoms? Dressed like that, I don’t think she is going to need them!
She’s likely buying KY His & Hers for an unforgettable evening with that pillow…
Why is she in the intimacy department? Going out in public like that isn’t going to get her any…
January 25th, 2013
Betty Boop is way in there…
Looks like Betty Boop is being sucked into a black hole
Is that her crack going through the middle of her tat?
SAVANNAH WARD IS THAT YOU?????
January 27th, 2013
No, it’s not Savannah, jackass. A. Savannah is much thinner. B. She doesn’t have a trashy ass trampstamp. Good job putting someone else’s personal info out there by adding her last name though. Cute.
January 31st, 2013
hahaha bad luck brian
gets invited to first slumber party
February 12th, 2013
OMG and she’s looking at condoms?!
February 18th, 2013
ant she in the wrong section she should be the weight loss isle
April 16th, 2013