Hell yes you can help me put these contacts in!
48 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Funny, Texas, Walmart Fashion
A new set of glasses should help with my new data entry job.
January 24th, 2013
You’ll poke an eye out lady
what do people with nails that long do for a living???????
You won’t be happy till someone loses an eye!
That should be illegal, or at least against dress code. There is no way in hell that is sanitary.
1 million people attened the inauguration
only 9 people missed work
this pic is a perfect example
But she has a job for life, they can’t fire her, that would be discrimination.
That’s revolting. I would absolutely refuse to let that woman touch anything connected with my contact lenses. The “management reserves the right to refuse service to anyone” ought to apply to HIRING anyone as well!
I really don’t see why anyone would hire someone like that. It is not a covered disability. I don’t see how they could do their job requirements. It just doesn’t make any sense (and, if she cried to the EEOC, I would think one photo would dispel any threats of a lawsuit).
She is at my Walmart in Arlington, Texas, right across from the Cowboy Stadium. I want to throw-up every time I see her claws. YUCK!!!
I would venture to guess that she hasn’t read her current dress code policy. There is a probably a part in there about being properly groomed and looking well kept. I don’t know anyone who would ever find that attractive.
looks like she’s missing a few claws
Slop Jar Magoo
I’m sure they make some nice booger claws
Isn’t it funny how Walmart’s standards for their employees is one step below trailer-park.
Can I get some help with my contacts here….Oh nevermind !
Piss off, Mike.
so many things
(sarcastic of course) perfect job? how about L and D nurse? haha
how unsanitary is that though, would you want all that bacteria anywhere near your eyes?????I don’t see how she sould clean them.
dress code, would love to see the wal mart dress code.
Carl La Fong
I don’t understand why these ultra long nails seem to anger people. Yeah, they’re stupid and awful looking, but so what? As far as being sanitary, I suspect she spends more time making sure they are clean than most of us. She seems well groomed. Still, they are grotesque.
Just another reason to shop at Walmart
I can’t believe my mind went there, but how does someone with claws like that even wipe their own ass?
I had a HS teacher, Mrs. Ward, that had nails like that. Best teacher EVER. Great lady who happened to like her nails long like that.
As far as this lady goes, doubt she does contacts but any woman (or man) that has long nails knows you use the side of your finger to put them in so it really doesn’t matter of they are one inch or eight inches.
HOWEVER unless she cleans and disinfects them bitches, like any finger going into your eye, the answer is hell-to-the-naw.
the truth hurt bitch
It’s all fun and games until someone gets poked in the eye.
You can almost smell the caca she missed this morning when she wiped.
Actually, you don’t practice putting contacts in from the same place you buy your frames. The optometrist office helps you with that. I’d be more afraid of letting her put my glasses on me more than anything.
Unsanitary. How do people with nails like that take care of basic hygiene things like wiping their ass?
You must be kidding me! She actually works in the optometry department? Has she NEVER had any education regarding sanitation? There is NO WAY I want someone with hands like that handling anything that I may touch. That is disgusting and anyone afraid of firing her needs to quit their jobs. Disgusting on every level in every way.
How does she wipe her ass?
How does she wipe?
Probably raised with 14 siblings and never got any attention as a little girl unless she did something stupid like smear dog crap in her hair. So naturally when she grows up she still seeks attention in the same failed ways.
January 25th, 2013
You won’t see a Target employee with talons like that.
It must take a whole bottle of polish for one manicure.
How does she put on panty hose???
Mike you would be screaming now if Romney had actually won and started his crap to ruin the country.
Yup, bitch when necessary…
Strange, generally speaking the long nails are evidence that she doesn’t have to work, like a bustle in olden days. Of course, the bustle was for rich women who didn’t have to work and the nails are for welfare recipients. (You learn strange things in fashion school). I guess working at Walmart is only the next step up from welfare?
There is NO defense for this. None. Zip.
Professional standards when working with the public should be that your fingernails should be a reasonable standard length no longer than a quarter inch. Clean and well cared for.
The color of the polish, or any decorations on the nails are negotiable.
This isn’t like having jacked up teeth. Which can be very expensive to have fixed.
This is an easily and quickly renewable maintained body part.
These nails are scary and nasty looking, and most of all: UNNECESSARY. Also, they could break off inconveniently or injure someone or the person with those nails.
They look like they belong on an ANIMAL, not a professional woman in an office.
Give me a damn break!
I like that she cuts the middle one just so she can flip off people the “normal” way…just like the rest of us. (The rest of us without idiotic long nasty nails like that!)
you can dig waaaay up in your nose with them booger hooks
Only an insane idiot would take the time to grow and maintain those nasty things…
Chuck U. Farley
She could get a brain hemmorrhage just by picking her nose.
January 26th, 2013
This is the main reason Obama care was voted in, This Po lady can’t work she be on disability and her 5 chilren can’t read or write cuz her boo don’t have a job………..I really don’t like people like this!!!! I drag my old a$$ to work everyday why can she??
January 29th, 2013
I can’t wear my nosering at work but she can have those nasty-ass talons? Not cool, man. Not cool.
January 31st, 2013
Omg, I remember this lady. I sat behind her when taking the ABO exam to be an optician. I could never understand how she could do her job, especially when fixing glasses or replacing screws.
February 5th, 2013
How DO you wipe your ass like this? I’m guessing you don’t do it right, get a lot of shit under your claws, or both. I’d refuse to touch any surface she did, I would not let even touch change she gave me. It’s disgusting and I’d tell her I thought so, and why. Then I’d complain to management. The area under the nails is one of the germiest on the body. And she has way too much of that area to be anywhere near me. She’s revolting.
February 7th, 2013
You people make me sick. Just so all of you judgmental motherfuckers know, SHE is a HUMAN BEING just like everyone else, she loves her nails..they are just as much a part of her as anything you love about your pathetic selves. And by the way, I’m pretty sure she (as well as I and other employees) makes a lot more money than you, no welfare here. I learn to have respect for people…it’s called TOLERANCE. I would LOVE to see any of you come up to our Vision Center and say something to her face, see how well that goes for you. If you are so ABOVE Walmart, I will always wonder why your poor-asses still shop there. By the way, it’s illegal to post pictures you take of people without their permission. I really do feel bad for all of you sad, sad people that feel the need to make others feel inferior.
February 19th, 2013
Hahaha! I used to work with her! Thank God I don’t work there anymore.
February 26th, 2013
May 4th, 2013