January 24th, 2013
WWIB: Pearly Whites
Do people not know white is see-through? Is it some well kept secret that I didn’t know I was privy to and everyone else is in the dark? I’ve done a piss poor job of keeping that secret, seeing as how I’ve repeatedly advised against white pants. Hell, I don’t even wear white underwear, doesn’t make sense.
Iowa
WWIB: Pearly Whites,
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They know their underpants show through. That’s the whole point of wearing white. Also, the chick on the right has a really oddly shaped butt. Looks like she’s in a diaper or something.
January 24th, 2013
The one on the left looks like she could do with a good pounding
January 24th, 2013
Well the white chick has a flat ass so so thumbs down. The skinny black chick has, or would have, a cute tush if the pants weren’t so damned tight thus deforming what I’m sure must be a fine little ass.
January 24th, 2013
As long as it’s not a shart I am OK with this look.
January 24th, 2013
It’s all fun and games until Aunt Flo or Uncle Shart come to visit.
January 24th, 2013
have these girls still not figured out that when you wear white bottoms…the under garments…and we hope you wear them….should ONLY be WHITE…you know to blend! you are asking for the snickers and giggles when you wear polka dots or colors otherwise!…and leggings….are NOT pants…and should have a shirt long enough to cover the butt!
January 24th, 2013
Why isn’t anyone talking about the woman wearing her pajama pants, that’s more of a bad statement than the see though whites.
January 24th, 2013
My 2 year old is wearing a top atm that looks identical to the one on the right
January 24th, 2013
That guys pajama pants on the right.
January 24th, 2013
Do these girls not have friends… or a mirror?
January 24th, 2013
I’m going to play devil’s advocate for at least one of the pics here.
For the picture on the left I could almost believe that the woman is wearing a swimsuit, just by taking in the fact that she is wear flip flops and the pants are capris. Not something one would be wearing in Iowa in the dead of winter, even if they’ve lived there for the totality of their lives.
The woman on the right didn’t have some around to let her that no she didn’t look stunning in her ensemble for the day, even if she was just going to run out for something real quick like.
January 24th, 2013
No, you do not wear white underwear under white pants or shirts, you are supposed to wear neutural colors such as beige, or tan…you won’t see anything!
January 24th, 2013
I think the girl on the right’s underwear is to small and sqishing her bum in to look rectangular.
January 24th, 2013
Okay, first off…it’s a general rule in clothing yourself that if you must wear white pants, you at least wear white underwear. I personally usually stay away from white pants/shorts/skirts because one sit on a public bench can mean you need to throw them out (if you sit in someone else’s leftovers), unless of course you are up for others’ mochery of your then-stained pants that probably look like something disturbing happened right about there. Bottom line, white pairs with white. Period.
Second, the white chick def does have a flat ass and thus should NOT be showing it off white polka dot kiddie-panties. She probably just threw something on and didn’t put much thought into it. The black chick needs to learn that leggings are NOT pants. They are to be paired with a skirts, shirt dress, or anything else you desire that COVERS YOUR ASS!!! Unless of course you WANT others to be checking out your ass…which it kinda looks like in her situation because not only did she wear white leggings to cling to her entire bottom half, but she also appears to have matched her panties to her shirt (both are pink). It could just be coincidence, but I think not. And if this is the case, epic fail because he ass looks deformed anyway. Try again.
January 24th, 2013
No one is going to comment of the other lady on the right with the pajama pants on wife beater shirt bra strap hanging out and flip flops on…just saying she is typical walmart.
January 25th, 2013
I LOVE THE FEET ON THE LEFT. WHO’S THE FAG MALESANDALWEARER ON THE RIGHT? WOULD SOMEONE TELL HE/SHE THAT REAL MEN DONT WEAR SANDALS?
January 25th, 2013
Does anyone think it is sad that the first place I want to go to when I go to America is Walmart ?
January 25th, 2013
I think I’d hit the right first.
January 25th, 2013
@BLUEDOG – That is sad, but it is also very funny at the same time.
January 25th, 2013
There is no way it’s an accident. The underwear color matches the blouse in both photos. Maybe some sort of misguided attempt to be sexy? I think the pajama person on the right is a guy, possibly Jason Mewes??
January 31st, 2013
Yes, I’m more disgusted by the idiot wearing the “grinch” pajama pants. Is it too much trouble to throw on a pair of sweat pants?
February 21st, 2013
What is largely being missed here is the trifecta on the right.
March 3rd, 2013
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