January 25th, 2013
WWIB: All Of That In Dem Jeans
I was all like “Wassup girl? How you fit in dem jeans?” – and then she was all like “I don’t.” Yeah, kind of a sad story. Didn’t stop ‘em though. Who wears them better? Well, I’ll leave that up to you guys.
Texas
WWIB: All Of That In Dem Jeans,
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LMAO…..That’s like trying to shove a whale into a wetsuit….
January 25th, 2013
Damn, warn a fellow next time will ya
January 25th, 2013
Tough call, too Butilicious. I’m gonna have to go with the one on the left tho, she didn’t get ANY of dat ass in dem jeans!
January 25th, 2013
How do these people let themselves walk out of the house? And don’t they know that Wal-Mart sells bigger pants?
January 25th, 2013
Why can’t they just find pants that fit them…no one wants too see your crack!
January 25th, 2013
I am curious as to why the one on the left needs a belt…
January 25th, 2013
I vote neither. Both are equally gross. They need some crack spackle.
January 25th, 2013
Neither one should be seen in public.Yuck.
January 25th, 2013
Buying one size bigger would hurt their egos. TEXAS!! enough said.
January 25th, 2013
Ladies: and this goes for ALL women, not just Walmartians: If you are built like this, DO NOT WEAR THESE KIND OF JEANS. They are not for everyone, ok?
January 25th, 2013
Neither of them ‘wear it better’, however, I feel sorry for the guy that had to place the tat on the left ass…
Women — for the love of all that is holy… If you can’t pull your pants/underwear up past your ass crack, GET NEW CLOTHING! Just because you can shoehorn yourselves into those does *NOT* mean you look good / are skinny. If it’s a body image issue, quit sitting on the couch stuffing your faces to (insert talk show(s) here). Get your fat tub of lard up and move around!
January 25th, 2013
Thankfully Texas is a big state and hopefully these women (heifers) don’t live anywhere near my part of the state.
January 25th, 2013
Looks like the muffins are done baking.
January 25th, 2013
I like the one on the right. Her ass has a better shape and looks like it needs a swat or 2.
January 25th, 2013
Girl on the right, she has very smooth sexy looking skin between her backne
ANd yes, ied hit it. On the left is just…….ew
January 25th, 2013
I’ll take the one on the right. Looks less sloppy than the other slob.
January 25th, 2013
Well, the one on the left is absolutely pouring out of those pants *AND* has an ever-classy butt tattoo. (Buttoo?)
The one on the right appears to have acne, scars, or some sort of tattoo on her hip, but would probably look nice in properly fitting pants.
Naturally, I go with Buttoo Girl.
January 25th, 2013
Id do them
January 25th, 2013
Ya don’t suppose their butts blow up like inflatable rafts once they get out of those jeans? Looks like someone gone a little crazy with the E X P A N D I N G foam sealer.
January 25th, 2013
What I don’t understand, from these and similar photos, is the pain issue. How can these people stand the discomfort of wearing pants that are so tight and ill-fitting? I can’t even imagine the torture that it would be to try and sit down in them.
January 25th, 2013
doesnt that hurt?
January 26th, 2013
I can understand if you’re a size 4 and you don’t want to move up to a size 6, but hell if you’re a size 18 a size 20 isn’t going to make you seem any fatter.
January 26th, 2013
To quote an old saying “only steers and queers come from Texas” ; If this is what Texas women look like I would have to give this saying merit. If this what I had to choose from, I would happily go gay.
January 26th, 2013
!0 lbs. of sausage in a 5lb. skin.
January 26th, 2013
This is why Walmart makes moo-moos……..
January 26th, 2013
I see that girl who was wearing the Betty Boop jammies is now wearing her skinny jeans. Her butt’s slanting inward on this one too. Pants that tight lool like they hurt.
January 26th, 2013
their muffintops are all that. no grain, all fat. i don’t want a piece of that, just buy a new pair of pants.
January 26th, 2013
Bone to the right when given the choice.
January 26th, 2013
That’s just nasty.
January 27th, 2013
I like big butts
and I dont understand why
thier asscheeks rise to the sky
squeezed out like play doh extruding
like biscuts exploding
that cheek tattoo
oozes out like glue
my eyes I should be holding
or giving a public scholding
….. id maybe hit that…
January 28th, 2013
I hope everyone is at a safe distance when that belt on the left snaps. How did she get that thing cinched that tight?
January 28th, 2013
Their pants are probably trying to escape from their bums.
January 29th, 2013
Their asses look like rising dough with too much self rising yeast.
February 6th, 2013
Wait…… Is that Ass acne?
February 8th, 2013
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