Geez lady, when you’re done with that why don’t you and your black cats go break some mirrors under a few ladders.
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It’s the Morton Bath Salt girl!
January 28th, 2013
Actually, fluorescent bulbs – including those new energy efficient “screwy” ones – emit rays similar to the sun, and if you are VERY photo sensitive, you can get a sunburn indoors, just from the lighting.
Probably not a bad idea especially at the Walmart in my area. I am always worried about the birds that are flying around inside are going to crap on my head. LOL
AND she’s stepping on a crack!
she’s shoplifting, hiding her face and what she’s doing from the cameras. i’m a walmart manger, it’s one of the worse dead give aways
Give her a break…she’s just protecting herself from the bombs dropped by the stray birds trapped inside the store
The flloor looks wet, maybe there was a roof leak.
January 29th, 2013
tin-foil hat alternative?
♪ Raindrops keep fallin’ on my head…
IT’S RAINING WALMARTIANS….
Slop Jar Magoo
Granny is just trying to protect her new doo from all the turd birds flying around in Wally World.
LADY ANNE – What’s your ‘logical’ explanation for all the ass cracks running around Wally World?
Good idea! The Walmart in my area has a leaky roof and birds fly around inside.
AH HA! – so you have been to Wal-Mart!
Kristy told me about it…
January 30th, 2013
used to be for certain ladies to keep their skin smooth and healthy. to keep a type of umbrella over them. this being the parasol. it was about the size of a kid’s umbrella for the shield part and the pole part was at least two to three feet long.
February 23rd, 2013
This was at the Walmart I work at! This lady comes in like once a week never shoplifts but always has her umbrella rain or shine.
March 18th, 2013