January 29th, 2013
WWIB: Saving Some For Later
Are we allowed to do a “Who Wears It Better?” with toilet paper? Judges?…The judges say yes. They have determined that in Walmart this is considered an accessory to the outfit. Also, in the spirit of full disclosure I would like to point out that the judges I asked were in fact just myself. There are no people that stand around waiting for me to ask for their expert opinion. I just wanted to be like Alex Trebek there.
Ohio
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There are no winners here…I have never before felt sorry for toilet paper.
That said, assuming both of these women gain an understanding of basic personal maintenance, the one on the left is the lesser of two evils.
January 29th, 2013
Not even a contest. The left. I’d discreetly tell her about her “charmin tail”. Then I’d invite her back to my place where I’d proceed to knock the bottom out of it
January 29th, 2013
At least the TP looks unused.. so far
January 29th, 2013
If you’re going to steal a roll of toilet paper, stuff it in your purse, not your pants.
January 29th, 2013
This is a new low.
January 29th, 2013
how do you even do this?
January 29th, 2013
The one on the left is pretty hot. The other belongs out in the barnyard with the other cows.
January 29th, 2013
Truly, HTH does one do this? The object is to use it, then flush it. How does it never make it to the bowl??
January 29th, 2013
i don’t understand how this happens. i’ve been wiping my ass for 30 years and i’ve never had it come out the back of my pants like that. the TP doesn’t even get close to that part of my pants. around the crack, into the bowl, ya know?. how the FUCK does it end up hanging out the back of your pants like that?
January 29th, 2013
Is that a before and after addition? The real difference between the women is probably just a kid or two.
January 29th, 2013
The thought that goes through my mind is didn’t they feel something different after they took a dump ?
January 30th, 2013
Are those what you call ‘pull tabs’?
January 30th, 2013
I’ll take the one on the left and bath and shine her all up.
January 30th, 2013
Aren’t those dryer sheets, ya’ll?
February 4th, 2013
How do you not know? I could never figure out how this even happens.
March 3rd, 2013
I do that too after I use the potty
June 6th, 2013
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