WWIB: Saving Some For Later



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Are we allowed to do a “Who Wears It Better?” with toilet paper? Judges?…The judges say yes. They have determined that in Walmart this is considered an accessory to the outfit. Also, in the spirit of full disclosure I would like to point out that the judges I asked were in fact just myself. There are no people that stand around waiting for me to ask for their expert opinion. I just wanted to be like Alex Trebek there.

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  1. CrabShaman

    There are no winners here…I have never before felt sorry for toilet paper.

    That said, assuming both of these women gain an understanding of basic personal maintenance, the one on the left is the lesser of two evils.

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    January 29th, 2013

  2. Cybr

    Not even a contest. The left. I’d discreetly tell her about her “charmin tail”. Then I’d invite her back to my place where I’d proceed to knock the bottom out of it

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    January 29th, 2013

  3. Snake Eyes

    At least the TP looks unused.. so far

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    January 29th, 2013

  4. Jen

    If you’re going to steal a roll of toilet paper, stuff it in your purse, not your pants.

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    January 29th, 2013

  5. omg

    This is a new low.

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    January 29th, 2013

  6. guadalisa

    how do you even do this?

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    January 29th, 2013

  7. MasterBaiter

    The one on the left is pretty hot. The other belongs out in the barnyard with the other cows.

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    January 29th, 2013

  8. AMoparGirl

    Truly, HTH does one do this? The object is to use it, then flush it. How does it never make it to the bowl??

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    January 29th, 2013

  9. Taiga

    i don’t understand how this happens. i’ve been wiping my ass for 30 years and i’ve never had it come out the back of my pants like that. the TP doesn’t even get close to that part of my pants. around the crack, into the bowl, ya know?. how the FUCK does it end up hanging out the back of your pants like that?

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    January 29th, 2013

  10. wtf

    Is that a before and after addition? The real difference between the women is probably just a kid or two.

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    January 29th, 2013

  11. Emma

    The thought that goes through my mind is didn’t they feel something different after they took a dump ?

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    January 30th, 2013

  12. sam adams

    Are those what you call ‘pull tabs’?

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    January 30th, 2013

  13. girlwatcher

    I’ll take the one on the left and bath and shine her all up.

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    January 30th, 2013

  14. Heyya

    Aren’t those dryer sheets, ya’ll?

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    February 4th, 2013

  15. Garreth_M

    How do you not know? I could never figure out how this even happens.

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    March 3rd, 2013

  16. Judy

    I do that too after I use the potty

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    June 6th, 2013

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