There Is No Substitute



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Oh I’ll believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert. Seriously though, if you add the “C” & “E” to “Porsh” it is a dead ringer for a Twin Turbo 911.

Washington

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There Is No Substitute, 7.8 out of 10 based on 196 ratings

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  1. ms codpiece

    take out the R and H….and you have what this is …POS…piece of shit….not to be confused with a porsche! if your gonna try to confuse the people…at least spell the word correctly….

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    January 29th, 2013

  2. Reggie

    Naturally, a typical Wal-Creature would be unable to spell, “Porsche”, correctly.
    Why would anyone assume that he/she would be able to do so?

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    January 29th, 2013

  3. Cybr

    Man, I could just see myself tooling down the autobahn in this at 130 mph.

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    January 29th, 2013

  4. Cybr

    Maybe it should say “Douchce”.

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    January 29th, 2013

  5. OhioDemon

    Porsh, no doubt being driven by a Doosh.

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    January 29th, 2013

  6. Mary

    As a long-time Porsche owner and Washingtonian, if I ever see that POS car, I’m going to add “IT” to “PORSH” with my gold Sharpie.

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    January 29th, 2013

  7. JayDubIII

    You could’a fooled me thinking that was a Porsh.

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    January 29th, 2013

  8. Kevin Sr

    Seems legit…………

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    January 29th, 2013

  9. Tar

    I think the owner(s) of this vehicle was being sarcastic, and perhaps wishing to insult owners of real porsche vehicles, hehehe;-)

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    January 30th, 2013

  10. EatsShootsAndLeaves

    This is just a request for a “push”. Spelled phonetically. From the Midwest.

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    January 30th, 2013

  11. Bill

    At first I thought it was an acronym for “Poor trash.” Then I realized there was no way they would be advertising the truth on the back of that clunker.

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    January 30th, 2013

  12. Jason M.

    Removing the Honda emblem was a good touch.

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    January 30th, 2013

  13. Shawn D.

    You know that somewhere around town there is a Porsche that has “HONNDA” (keeping with the misspelled names theme) painted in gold paint on it’s back.

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  14. tototally

    Yeah poor-as-shit

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    January 30th, 2013

  15. pokey

    Looks like the Wal-Mart way to spell “Push” to me!

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    January 30th, 2013

  16. pokey

    Looks like the POWM way to spell “Push”.

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    January 30th, 2013

  17. James

    If you’re going to fake it… At least spell it right! Damn

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    January 30th, 2013

  18. Watertender

    The bumper sticker “My other car is a piece of crap too” should be displayed here with pride..

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    January 30th, 2013

  19. Snap N. McGarrett

    It’s porch, where the driver of that car spends his day.

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    January 30th, 2013

  20. ThatDudeRob

    Maybe that’s the owner of the car’s name?

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    January 30th, 2013

  21. Caprice3w

    This is an ’81 Honda…HOW DARE YOU!!

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    January 30th, 2013

  22. jimbo57

    MY other car is a Beamer

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    January 30th, 2013

  23. darren

    Perhaps it is really a redneck autobot trying to blend in with its colorful surroundings.

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    January 31st, 2013

  24. wtf

    Darren for the win.

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    February 1st, 2013

  25. Me Here

    I agree with TAR. I think it is on purpose. From Washington too. That hurts.

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    February 1st, 2013

  26. somechick

    Maybe they just misspelled “push”

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    February 4th, 2013

  27. Tina stalling ire

    Lol I am not even playing this person lives near my house I love it

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    March 25th, 2013

  28. KC

    I drive past that Walmart…. it is the Hazel Dell location in Vancouver.

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    April 14th, 2013

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