That’s Crack-tastic!



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At first I mistook these for back boobs, but upon further inspection, the hairy looking crack has brought me to my conclusion that it is instead, an upper-back-booty. Final answer.

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That's Crack-tastic!, 8.4 out of 10 based on 287 ratings

33 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. CrabShaman

    She’s not fat, she’s juicy! She’s not hairy, she’s exotic! She doesn’t need to be shaven and given liposuction with a shop-vac, she’s a Wal-Mart customer!

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    January 30th, 2013

  2. hhp

    WOW Somebody must have kicked pretty hard to knock her ass all the way up there lol

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    January 30th, 2013

  3. Watertender

    This should be reported to protective services as abuse! You can clearly see her ass was kicked up to her shoulders as used to be threatened years ago. One pressing question is How does she WIPE???

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    January 30th, 2013

  4. Bullet Dr

    Another Wal-Mart “roll back”!

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    January 30th, 2013

  5. Jen

    Baby got back(s).

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    January 30th, 2013

  6. Snap N. McGarrett

    I wondered why my hands stunk after slow dancing with her.

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    January 30th, 2013

  7. Northerngirl

    An incredible physical anomaly – ass between shoulder blades and boobs where underarms should be.

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    January 30th, 2013

  8. Sarcastic Stan

    In reply to WATERTENDER:

    She has a simple method to wipe… She takes a beach towel by opposite ends, one hand in front and one in back. A careful rocking motion will usually remove even the most stubborn dingle-berries.

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    January 30th, 2013

  9. Kayla

    Is that hair I see above the crack? Looks like a hairy ass!

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    January 30th, 2013

  10. doglover

    That’s disturbing. Why is she showing that sh*t off is she proud of her hairy arse I mean hairy back ?

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    January 30th, 2013

  11. troof be told

    The North American Pavement Ape, ladies and gentlemen.

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    January 30th, 2013

  12. mike reiley

    relax just another welfare rat

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    January 30th, 2013

  13. girlwatcher

    Oh, jesus h christ, that is one ugly bitch. If I didn’t know better I’d swear somebody Photoshopped a man’s ass crack on her back complete with the obligatory hair at the top of the crack.

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    January 30th, 2013

  14. girlwatcher

    Well at least when she tells people to kiss her ass they don’t have to bend over.

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    January 30th, 2013

  15. Watertender

    Damn Stan that’s a visual! she could play crack the towel with the dingleberries as projectiles. Flick them turdballs at about 100mph!!

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    January 30th, 2013

  16. BlueBunneh

    This is even more vulgar and eyeball-violating than seeing an actual hairy buttcrack!

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    January 30th, 2013

  17. MasterBaiter

    Even her forearms are dripping with fat. Those EBT cards sure are keeping people nicely fed . Where are all these hungry people in America Im always hearing about? Don’t think I’ve ever seen one. Seems the opposite is true, the poorer you are the fatter you are.

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    January 30th, 2013

  18. Caprice3w

    YOU CAN LOSE A BACK SCRATCHER IN THERE!!

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    January 30th, 2013

  19. sam adams

    One heck of a long wipe.

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    January 30th, 2013

  20. SweetORnurse

    That’s a ‘Bama Bigfoot, people!!

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    January 30th, 2013

  21. jag

    She uses that ugly chartreuse striped shirt to hypnotize you, and then you are
    easy pickin’s!

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    January 31st, 2013

  22. Me too

    although the shoulder butt is horrifying, I’m more freaked out by the pelt she has to go along with it. Granted, I am PR have hair that is not welcomed but that’s what lasers and waxing was invented for. :/

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    January 31st, 2013

  23. ChrisN

    If you see this gal a-standin’ by the side of the aisle,
    She’s showin’ thirty seven inches of butt crack baby!

    The Butt Crack is a little dark hole where
    we can get together…
    Butt crack, baby
    (the butt crack, baaaaby)
    butt CRACK! baby butt CRACK!!

    Okay, sorry got stuck in B-52′s mode there

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    January 31st, 2013

  24. Rocky Ferguson

    Damn! A double header! Back crack and back boobies on one woman!

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    February 1st, 2013

  25. nano

    On the computers I’ve used to view this pic, what is supossedly hair looks more like she didn’t finish wiping.

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    February 1st, 2013

  26. Cholena Yoop

    I bet she gets skidmarks on her bra strap.

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    February 2nd, 2013

  27. LM Carter

    Does anyone else find it hilarious that she’s looking at e readers? Maybe a little less Kindle, a little more TreadClimber?

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    February 2nd, 2013

  28. C Cole

    Wow! Hair and crack extensions!

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    February 4th, 2013

  29. Uhura

    I didn’t know the Michelin Man came in black!

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    February 4th, 2013

  30. Jenwilly

    That undersized shirt and bra look painful, trying to corral all those fat rolls. For goodness sake, Nair your back woman!

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    February 6th, 2013

  31. Rob

    There’s a butt crack in her back! >:-)
    She probably has to use a back scratcher to wipe. ;-)
    New word: BackAss

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    February 12th, 2013

  32. kya

    oh god, it’s so bad…. so bad

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    March 5th, 2013

  33. theplum

    Listen here Im an Aussie and for fucks sake when you wipe your arse leave it in your pants PLEASE

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    March 7th, 2013

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