January 30th, 2013
That’s Crack-tastic!
At first I mistook these for back boobs, but upon further inspection, the hairy looking crack has brought me to my conclusion that it is instead, an upper-back-booty. Final answer.
Alabama
That's Crack-tastic!,





33 Comments, Comment or Ping
She’s not fat, she’s juicy! She’s not hairy, she’s exotic! She doesn’t need to be shaven and given liposuction with a shop-vac, she’s a Wal-Mart customer!
January 30th, 2013
WOW Somebody must have kicked pretty hard to knock her ass all the way up there lol
January 30th, 2013
This should be reported to protective services as abuse! You can clearly see her ass was kicked up to her shoulders as used to be threatened years ago. One pressing question is How does she WIPE???
January 30th, 2013
Another Wal-Mart “roll back”!
January 30th, 2013
Baby got back(s).
January 30th, 2013
I wondered why my hands stunk after slow dancing with her.
January 30th, 2013
An incredible physical anomaly – ass between shoulder blades and boobs where underarms should be.
January 30th, 2013
In reply to WATERTENDER:
She has a simple method to wipe… She takes a beach towel by opposite ends, one hand in front and one in back. A careful rocking motion will usually remove even the most stubborn dingle-berries.
January 30th, 2013
Is that hair I see above the crack? Looks like a hairy ass!
January 30th, 2013
That’s disturbing. Why is she showing that sh*t off is she proud of her hairy arse I mean hairy back ?
January 30th, 2013
The North American Pavement Ape, ladies and gentlemen.
January 30th, 2013
relax just another welfare rat
January 30th, 2013
Oh, jesus h christ, that is one ugly bitch. If I didn’t know better I’d swear somebody Photoshopped a man’s ass crack on her back complete with the obligatory hair at the top of the crack.
January 30th, 2013
Well at least when she tells people to kiss her ass they don’t have to bend over.
January 30th, 2013
Damn Stan that’s a visual! she could play crack the towel with the dingleberries as projectiles. Flick them turdballs at about 100mph!!
January 30th, 2013
This is even more vulgar and eyeball-violating than seeing an actual hairy buttcrack!
January 30th, 2013
Even her forearms are dripping with fat. Those EBT cards sure are keeping people nicely fed . Where are all these hungry people in America Im always hearing about? Don’t think I’ve ever seen one. Seems the opposite is true, the poorer you are the fatter you are.
January 30th, 2013
YOU CAN LOSE A BACK SCRATCHER IN THERE!!
January 30th, 2013
One heck of a long wipe.
January 30th, 2013
That’s a ‘Bama Bigfoot, people!!
January 30th, 2013
She uses that ugly chartreuse striped shirt to hypnotize you, and then you are
easy pickin’s!
January 31st, 2013
although the shoulder butt is horrifying, I’m more freaked out by the pelt she has to go along with it. Granted, I am PR have hair that is not welcomed but that’s what lasers and waxing was invented for. :/
January 31st, 2013
If you see this gal a-standin’ by the side of the aisle,
She’s showin’ thirty seven inches of butt crack baby!
The Butt Crack is a little dark hole where
we can get together…
Butt crack, baby
(the butt crack, baaaaby)
butt CRACK! baby butt CRACK!!
Okay, sorry got stuck in B-52′s mode there
January 31st, 2013
Damn! A double header! Back crack and back boobies on one woman!
February 1st, 2013
On the computers I’ve used to view this pic, what is supossedly hair looks more like she didn’t finish wiping.
February 1st, 2013
I bet she gets skidmarks on her bra strap.
February 2nd, 2013
Does anyone else find it hilarious that she’s looking at e readers? Maybe a little less Kindle, a little more TreadClimber?
February 2nd, 2013
Wow! Hair and crack extensions!
February 4th, 2013
I didn’t know the Michelin Man came in black!
February 4th, 2013
That undersized shirt and bra look painful, trying to corral all those fat rolls. For goodness sake, Nair your back woman!
February 6th, 2013
There’s a butt crack in her back! >:-)
She probably has to use a back scratcher to wipe.
New word: BackAss
February 12th, 2013
oh god, it’s so bad…. so bad
March 5th, 2013
Listen here Im an Aussie and for fucks sake when you wipe your arse leave it in your pants PLEASE
March 7th, 2013
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