January 31st, 2013
That Funky Monkey
Wow another damn monkey just chillin’ in Walmart like that’s the cool thing to do these days. Since nobody listens to me I’ve decided to allow one exception to my “no monkeys in Walmart” rule. – If you have a monkey, you better also have a boombox (80′s style only) blasting Beastie Boys’ Brass Monkey. If not, you can get the hell out.
Idaho
That Funky Monkey,
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Looks like he/she is getting a mouth full
January 31st, 2013
LOL……I’m sure he’ll be spanking his monkey when he finds an empty asile.
January 31st, 2013
I really despise fucking monkey’s……. If they went extinct I wouldn’t shed a tear.
January 31st, 2013
I guess sticking the leash up your azz is the cool thing to do.
January 31st, 2013
At least it has a diaper on!
January 31st, 2013
Service animals regardless of species are allowed in Wal-mart, even without documentation.
January 31st, 2013
That monkey is cleaner and surely more well dressed than 90% of other Wal-monsters.
January 31st, 2013
Darren THAT’s a big 10-4
January 31st, 2013
@slop: lol that was dirty.
now i want a pet monkey! maybe a spider monkey.
January 31st, 2013
It might be a service animal … But it looks like the animal is the one being serviced.
January 31st, 2013
@ BUBBA – I hope that leash is wrapped around his balls when that little monkey goes “ape shit” on him.
January 31st, 2013
A man and his monkey….
January 31st, 2013
Talk about having a monkey on your back. xD
February 16th, 2013
Do your homework people. You aren’t allowed to take monkeys in wm. IF it’s a service animal, then it’s an “emotional support animal” and the rules are different. They just want attention, plain and simple.
February 23rd, 2013
AWWW!
March 22nd, 2013
I know this person. That monkey is a service animal in training, and is very friendly.
March 26th, 2013
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