That Funky Monkey



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Wow another damn monkey just chillin’ in Walmart like that’s the cool thing to do these days. Since nobody listens to me I’ve decided to allow one exception to my “no monkeys in Walmart” rule. – If you have a monkey, you better also have a boombox (80′s style only) blasting Beastie Boys’ Brass Monkey. If not, you can get the hell out.

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That Funky Monkey, 7.6 out of 10 based on 123 ratings

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  1. Netjnke

    Looks like he/she is getting a mouth full

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    January 31st, 2013

  2. Slop Jar Magoo

    LOL……I’m sure he’ll be spanking his monkey when he finds an empty asile.

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    January 31st, 2013

  3. Ypers

    I really despise fucking monkey’s……. If they went extinct I wouldn’t shed a tear.

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    January 31st, 2013

  4. bubba

    I guess sticking the leash up your azz is the cool thing to do.

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    January 31st, 2013

  5. Northerngirl

    At least it has a diaper on!

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    January 31st, 2013

  6. Jay

    Service animals regardless of species are allowed in Wal-mart, even without documentation.

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    January 31st, 2013

  7. darren

    That monkey is cleaner and surely more well dressed than 90% of other Wal-monsters.

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    January 31st, 2013

  8. Joey BadaBing

    Darren THAT’s a big 10-4 :-)

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    January 31st, 2013

  9. mordred

    @slop: lol that was dirty.

    now i want a pet monkey! maybe a spider monkey.

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    January 31st, 2013

  10. Netjnke

    It might be a service animal … But it looks like the animal is the one being serviced.

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    January 31st, 2013

  11. girlwatcher

    @ BUBBA – I hope that leash is wrapped around his balls when that little monkey goes “ape shit” on him. :D

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    January 31st, 2013

  12. Jen

    A man and his monkey….

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    January 31st, 2013

  13. Mellie

    Talk about having a monkey on your back. xD

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    February 16th, 2013

  14. jules

    Do your homework people. You aren’t allowed to take monkeys in wm. IF it’s a service animal, then it’s an “emotional support animal” and the rules are different. They just want attention, plain and simple.

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    February 23rd, 2013

  15. Savannah

    AWWW! :D

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    March 22nd, 2013

  16. LP

    I know this person. That monkey is a service animal in training, and is very friendly.

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    March 26th, 2013

  17. Punny

    but it’s Idaho.

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    July 20th, 2013

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