January 31st, 2013
Clench Your Thirst
Geez, see if you can clench those cheeks any tighter darlin’. Anyone that can pull that wedgie out from that stone would be crowned king of something. Nothing you’d likely want to be king of, but a king nonetheless.
Florida
Clench Your Thirst,





12 Comments, Comment or Ping
I bet that comes in handy when trapping men with a baby.
‘ you aint pullin out sucker!’
January 31st, 2013
Thems biscuits were left out overnight.
January 31st, 2013
My cheeks clench when I get the total too…
January 31st, 2013
Bet she poops diamonds
January 31st, 2013
We’ve seen worse. Still not easy on the eyes though.
January 31st, 2013
HM she could of been shoplifting somthing ( remember at Walmart that’s done jus fer fun ) and shes trying to hide it in those cheeks where the smell should keep everyone away …including any drug sniffing dogs
January 31st, 2013
Pinchin’ one off in the checkout line.
January 31st, 2013
She is not clenching…. Her butt was just hungry for some biscuits and shorts!
January 31st, 2013
Great caption! But I bet she’s trying to hold back a fart until she’s out of range.
January 31st, 2013
but still, I’d hit that,oh yeah
February 1st, 2013
Ahhhhhh best caption AND comments ever! im still cryin!! ROFL
February 25th, 2013
There is a time and place to do Kegel exercises… this isn’t one of them.
February 26th, 2013
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