How A Real Man Gets Tan



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Seems like an odd place to take a nap. I hope that this is his car or someone is going to come out to quite the surprise.

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  1. Caprice3w

    Apparently “planking” is for people of all ages!

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    February 4th, 2013

  2. Messican

    If you look closely you’ll a deer behind the wheel of the van.

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    February 4th, 2013

  3. Messican

    If you look closely you’ll see a deer behind the wheel of the van.

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    February 4th, 2013

  4. Hypno Toad

    National Lampoon’s Wal Mart Vacation

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    February 4th, 2013

  5. Snap N. McGarrett

    Returning from a hunting trip. The driver is at the sporting goods counter buying another tag.

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    February 4th, 2013

  6. Smogzilla

    He’s not tanning, they had to stop at Walmart before they went to the funeral home.

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    February 4th, 2013

  7. Chinamart

    I expected to see a deer at the wheel.

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    February 4th, 2013

  8. Douche Nozzle

    Getting a tan? How by laying on top of a vehicle fully covered from head to toe? Is he tanning hie face and hands? ;) :) :D :P

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    February 4th, 2013

  9. jtrier1

    What if that man is actually a corpse?

    I wouldn’t be all that surprised considering its in a Walmart parking lot.

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    February 4th, 2013

  10. Jen

    Gramps is a sound sleeper. They’ve been driving him around like that all day.

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    February 5th, 2013

  11. ex lax

    ancient native indian burrying ground

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    February 5th, 2013

  12. ex lax

    zz just got topp’ed

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    February 5th, 2013

  13. ex lax

    wally world funeral position

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    February 5th, 2013

  14. paw

    i hope they drive off with him still up there

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    February 5th, 2013

  15. Reggie

    When Wal-Creatures tell you that they are “going to tan on the Riviera”, it means that they are going to lie down on an old Buick. Instead, this Wal-Creature has decided to “tan on the Explorer”.

    But…either way…only at Wal-Mart!

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    February 5th, 2013

  16. Joey BadaBing

    If he were a real man, the suv would be doing 70 down the highway
    while he was “Tanning”

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    February 5th, 2013

  17. Bman

    Apparently Fidel Castro is feeling much better these days. Just needed a little Vitamin D…

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    February 5th, 2013

  18. macksquared

    Someone just bagged Uncle Si.

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    February 5th, 2013

  19. darren

    Looks a little old tough and gamey to me id say let the wolves have him !!!

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    February 5th, 2013

  20. Chappy

    That looks almost like uncle Si from Duck Dynasty

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  21. Watertender

    Damn kids took the funeral directors hearse on a date and he needed to pick up a corpse. The family wanted him laid out in his finest clothes so the funeral director stopped for a new flannel shirt at Walmart to complete the wardrobe….

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    February 5th, 2013

  22. girlwatcher

    Everyone is more stupid in Texas.

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    February 5th, 2013

  23. Mixerman

    “I’m too hung over to go inside. Just get me a Red Bull and a bag of Cheetos.”

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  24. Megs

    Uncle Si, is that you?!

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    February 21st, 2013

  25. buster

    i expect there is a deer driving the SUV and he just bagged him one.

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    May 9th, 2013

  26. terri

    are you sure that not like granny in nat lams vacation where they tied dead granny to the roof????????/

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    July 31st, 2013

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