Consider me officially freaked the f*ck out right now..
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Tickle me Woody doll?
February 4th, 2013
jesus. Little woody’s got a woody! He’s that little girl’s favorite doll to sleep with.
troof be told
Woody is cupping his woody
Obviously reachin’ for something other than the sky
What does this one say when you pull his “string”?
-What are you wearing?
-How old are you?
-Pinnocchio was hung like a tic tac – check out this little white lie.
That is wrong on so many levels……
Hey – better that than an “imaginary friend”…
February 5th, 2013
Oh Lordy!! I’m gonna have nightmares for weeks from this! Dreams of a big ol’ Woody doll sneaking into my room to snuggle.
Let me guess… its a Wally World exclusive, beacuse what other messed up store would sell dolls bigger than most small children with the grin of a child molester
Another case of a lonley virgin wanting a kid because all her friends are having kids but she can’t because she’s to ugly to find a man and have a baby
February 15th, 2013