February 12th, 2013
How Are You Celebrating Abe Lincoln’s Birthday?
Happy Birthday! Thanks for the penny, log cabins, log toys, the Town Car, a town in Nebraska, Matthew McConaughey as a lawyer, the Park (all of them), killing all those vampires, and freeing slaves. Anything else I forgot, my bad. Sick beard by the way.
Tennessee
How Are You Celebrating Abe Lincoln's Birthday?,
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All hail the jiggaboo jesus
February 12th, 2013
Was Lincoln our first Gay President?
February 12th, 2013
After waking up from a 3 day drunk Lincoln exclaimed “I FREED WHAT”!!!!
February 12th, 2013
Look out Abe! He’s behind you!
February 12th, 2013
He also killed a bunch of zombies
February 12th, 2013
Looks like Mary Todd’s cookin’ is agreein’ with old Abe. Better go out and split a few rails, son, and work off that gut.
February 12th, 2013
You forgot the 5-dollar bill
February 12th, 2013
Well, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Oh, and go frack yourselves, haters. Lincoln was the greatest 19th-century American president; a h#ll of a lot better than what we have now.
February 12th, 2013
In the caption above, you forgot to mention the tunnel in New York City he also gave us.
February 13th, 2013
Four score and seven years ago, Wal-mart brought forth on this continent a new nation….
February 13th, 2013
I’ll be banging yo mama.
February 13th, 2013
Hey Blinkin’!
February 13th, 2013
Hands down, Jen make the best comment.
February 14th, 2013
Well he has made it possible for all Americans, no matter race, class, color, to receive the absolute BEST prices on a mattress/box springs set possible!! *sniiff* Makes me proud to need a mattress!!
June 13th, 2013
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