I’m like cupid making matches here on V-Day! Look at all that side-boob! They will be perfect together!
North Carolina & Texas
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I give this cleavage contest to the dude.
February 14th, 2013
Nice man-boobs there, buddy!
Slop Jar Magoo
Looks like the white trash expo…….with great Big Floppy Titties.
Dude looks like a fat Randy Quaid
A match made in Hell aka WALMART!
This one is a surprisingly tough call. The gal on the left has a huge advantage, simply by being vaguely female. The fellow on the right is what they call in the Ozarks “straight-up pimpin’.” I’m gonna have to send this one to overtime.
2 blue tarps and a stapler would cure both problems. I wouldn’t walk around home looking like that much less in public.
help those scoops of ice cream are melting!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Yeah, they may be perfect together to ‘our’ eyes. But if they were to encounter each other down an isle, they’d take one look and say about the other, “eww, that person is gross…”
Of course, they’d be having their own in-head dialogues while not realizing they’re the male or female counterpart of their mirror-image.
Looks like Fred Flintstone hit “rock” bottom.
They both need a bras to hold up their side boobs.
I will not be poking anybody at WAL MART
I WAS REJECTED BY LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND
I DIG THE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
February 15th, 2013
I like the saggy,braless look of the lady.
This is a tough one.
On the one side, she should be wearing a bra – PLEASE START WEARING A BRA! If for no other reason, it will make it look like she has some sort of cleavage.
On the other side, his shirt is stained and disgusting – side boob or not.
It’s just epic fail on both sides and I usually try to find something nice to say. WORK WITH ME PEOPLE!
Twins from another mother! I don’t think it’s fair that as a woman her attire is considered indecent but a man with boobs can go shirtless. That said, I think the woman thought by tucking her boobs into her shorts she wouldn’t need to wear a bra. Never mind about the huge gaping holes on both sides of her top which wasn’t even meant to be worn alone. It’s suppose to be worn over a t-shirt or something similar. Lets hope they’re both there to buy mirrors for their home.
February 16th, 2013
Dear Lord, his boobs are better…
March 8th, 2013
I know who that guy is
I used to work with that guy in the red shirt, and all I can hope is that he sees this photo and gets angry. (I never liked him much.)
May 29th, 2013