Knuckle Up



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So this fine young man was recently banned from Walmart. Apparently there was some alcohol involved, I’ll give you a minute to recover from that shocking bit of information…Then he decided to tattoo Walmart on his knuckles, because that’s what badasses do. On a completely related note, for a better glimpse into this thought process, take some time off work to drink moonshine.

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Knuckle Up, 4.2 out of 10 based on 182 ratings

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  1. Slop Jar Magoo

    I’ll bet his IQ is stamped on the inside of his shoe.

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    February 15th, 2013

  2. georgiapeach

    looks more like sharpie to me – heck , the 1st ‘A’ , the ‘L’ and the ‘R’ even look like they are still wet .

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    February 15th, 2013

  3. darren

    Well on the bright side the name is spelled correctly , and eventually this douchebag may loose a few fingers playing witha chainsaw or startingwith the wrong people in prison

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    February 15th, 2013

  4. Sigh...

    Brilliant, real brilliant… bravo!!

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    February 15th, 2013

  5. scott

    Too bad it’s done with a sharpie.

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    February 15th, 2013

  6. jag

    Does he get a new tattoo every time a girl tells him that is he is a loser and breaks up with him?

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    February 15th, 2013

  7. Jen

    He probably got the same thing as a tramp stamp.

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    February 15th, 2013

  8. Jabo

    Ink pen or sharpie. A real tat, would be red and scabbed up some if it was new and if it was healed, it wouldn’t look wet as it does in this pic.

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    February 15th, 2013

  9. DREW IS AWESOME

    YOU* SUCK

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    February 15th, 2013

  10. I WAS REJECTED BY LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND

    Hey!

    I know you!

    COUSIN MARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    February 15th, 2013

  11. Scieron

    Jeez…. What an asshole!

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    February 16th, 2013

  12. Sagan

    Taking the picture at home, in Mommy’s diningroom, makes this stupid tattoo done with a Sharpie look even MORE badazz!!!

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    February 16th, 2013

  13. Watertender

    I think he has a scrotum on the back of his neck. Sure looks like a dickhead to me.

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    February 16th, 2013

  14. hearse nurse

    Looking “wet” is not what gives it away. Freshly done tatts will look wet or greasy, depending on what salves or lotions are used. What gives it away is that his knuckles are not shaved.

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    February 16th, 2013

  15. lalawojo

    He must be related to the idiot on “Mug Shot Row” with the Elmo tattoo on his neck.

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    February 16th, 2013

  16. Delly

    That is not a tat, it is obviously drawn-on with a marker. As an artist, I can recognize wet shiny ink. The most that lasted him was a couple of days.

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    February 17th, 2013

  17. Misti

    This isn’t even a tattoo. Do you not know anyone who can help you with these pictures. This is the second picture I have seen with an inaccurate description.

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    February 19th, 2013

  18. ERCCC

    OMG THIS IS SO FAKE. YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE OF THE UNIBROW.

    P.S. This is actually real, I was there when he did it.

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    February 19th, 2013

  19. ryan

    it is a real tattoo. zoom in and you can see a shaky outline and sloppy filling

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    February 19th, 2013

  20. Aidan

    That’s not a real tattoo it’s a marker. It’s too shiny to be a tattoo.

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    March 7th, 2013

  21. for real

    You know… it only takes one person to say its fake. You guys don’t have to say it over and over

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    March 9th, 2013

  22. blknblupanther

    OMG! I think I know that kid >_<

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    April 15th, 2013

  23. amitiel

    Fake!

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    July 13th, 2013

  24. Brittany

    Yep, another sharpie “tattoo.” He looks high in that photo. *rolls eyes*

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    July 13th, 2013

  25. Sarah Lina

    Why?

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    July 29th, 2013

  26. Shibby

    Faaaaaake

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    July 29th, 2013

  27. Yako

    Looks like Sharpie to me.

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    July 29th, 2013

  28. James

    Good thing the Tattoo is a fake, anyone with any amount of common sense can see the wanna-be tattoo is nothing more than ink pen.

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    July 30th, 2013

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