February 18th, 2013
Little Firecrackers
It was the Wal-Mart in Kenosha, WI. We were done shopping. I had my 3 year old daughter. She always tries to go to those claw machines but I never have cash/change. She’s stubborn and just stands there staring at the toys inside so I just picked her up and was headed toward the exit when a group of about 4 frat looking douchey guys in their early 20′s/late teens entered. One threw one of those little “firecrackers” that’s just basically a tiny bag of gunpowder behind us – startling us. I felt they wanted to make the fat mom drop her baby so they could snap a photo and send it here. This is my Walmart story. You’re welcome.
And I must add on the way in there was a shopping cart with about 4 “empties” of Miller Lite cans. Classy!
Little Firecrackers,
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
So that’s what passes for excitement in Kenosha? WOW! a lady finger firecracker and four empty beer cans. I’m stunned and shocked. I can hardly reply to this.
February 18th, 2013
It’s Miller Time.
February 18th, 2013
Kenosha has become much less exciting since they shut down the American Motors assembly plant…
February 18th, 2013
Just remember; You’re the one shopping there ;D.
March 18th, 2013
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