You’re Hired!



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Be careful Walmart, you better treat this one right or I might come and try to poach him for my company….I sell crack by the way.

Kentucky

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15 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Dave S

    Hold on there partner, the manager needs to ass you a few questions before you get a time card.

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    February 21st, 2013

  2. patti

    At least he is trying to get a job!

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    February 21st, 2013

  3. TOOTI THE CRACK WHORE FRUM PAWTUKET

    i work at walmart- i have no idea why but everyone that applies instore always gut herre ass hanging out

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    February 21st, 2013

  4. darren

    I can’t stand being the butt of cracks about not having some shitty job at Walmart!

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    February 21st, 2013

  5. Jen

    Please fill out this pre-employment “ass”essment.

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    February 21st, 2013

  6. Wow...

    What an absolute perfect picture for HR department to show “what NOT to wear and APPEAR” when applying for a job!

    Very classy! Way to go!

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    February 21st, 2013

  7. PPLWATCHER

    Essay: Please write in 250 words or less why you would be an ass-et to Walmart. Submit photo with application.

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    February 21st, 2013

  8. Watertender

    Obviously not applying for a job as underwear model!

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    February 21st, 2013

  9. Shawn D.

    That’s a ‘crack’ employee ‘skidding’ in for a job there.

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    February 21st, 2013

  10. Shawn D.

    Remember, in Kentucky, they hire ‘crack’ employees b-cuz edumacashun PAYS!

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    February 21st, 2013

  11. jet

    Belt? Ain’t nobody got time for that!

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    February 21st, 2013

  12. Adolphus Maximus

    Nigga pull your pants up please.

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    February 22nd, 2013

  13. TE

    Looks photoshopped to me…

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    February 22nd, 2013

  14. CG

    @JEN-Don’t worry, it’s already been taken care of.

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    February 23rd, 2013

  15. Bobbi Brown

    Perfect employee…he’ll fit right in…

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    February 26th, 2013

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