Be careful Walmart, you better treat this one right or I might come and try to poach him for my company….I sell crack by the way.
15 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Funny, Kentucky, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion
Hold on there partner, the manager needs to ass you a few questions before you get a time card.
February 21st, 2013
At least he is trying to get a job!
TOOTI THE CRACK WHORE FRUM PAWTUKET
i work at walmart- i have no idea why but everyone that applies instore always gut herre ass hanging out
I can’t stand being the butt of cracks about not having some shitty job at Walmart!
Please fill out this pre-employment “ass”essment.
What an absolute perfect picture for HR department to show “what NOT to wear and APPEAR” when applying for a job!
Very classy! Way to go!
Essay: Please write in 250 words or less why you would be an ass-et to Walmart. Submit photo with application.
Obviously not applying for a job as underwear model!
That’s a ‘crack’ employee ‘skidding’ in for a job there.
Remember, in Kentucky, they hire ‘crack’ employees b-cuz edumacashun PAYS!
Belt? Ain’t nobody got time for that!
Nigga pull your pants up please.
February 22nd, 2013
Looks photoshopped to me…
@JEN-Don’t worry, it’s already been taken care of.
February 23rd, 2013
Perfect employee…he’ll fit right in…
February 26th, 2013