February 21st, 2013
Caption Contest!
I’d love to hear this conversation. If only I was a fly that probably frequently circles her nether regions I’d be able to hear what was being said. But, since I’m not, I’ll leave figuring out what was said to you guys in a CAPTION CONTEST!!!! Winner gets a copy of our 365 day calendar and for the rest of you that don’t win it, go buy it to make sure you’re not in it.
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Caption Contest!,
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“You’d bett’a tell dat foo to bring back my doughnut!”
February 21st, 2013
“No, really officer the doughnuts just jumped off the shelf and into my mouth. I didn’t steal them”
February 21st, 2013
Maam, what do you mean you did NOT steal that tire. I can SEE IT hanging out from under that top that is too short.
February 21st, 2013
Cop: Ma’am you are in trouble for stealing a tarp
Lady: Let me axe you a question does it loooook like I stole a tarp to you??
Cop: Ma’am, isnt that what you are wearing as a skirt…?
February 21st, 2013
Hula Hoopty
February 21st, 2013
Officer, I couldn’t help eating all the marshmallows, I’m big boneded.
February 21st, 2013
…and then that b**** stole my waist.
February 21st, 2013
Officer, You see them there donuts, Well I bet you I can beat you to it.
February 21st, 2013
“Photo bomb? Ain’t nobody got time for that”
February 21st, 2013
Nicki Minaj before the Insanity workout…
February 21st, 2013
Officer, what times do you get off work? You can slap me on the ass and ride the waves in.
February 21st, 2013
“But Officer, it was actually Ursala the sea witch! What’s that? You don’t believe that I’m the little mermaid?”
February 21st, 2013
“Wha’ had happen’d wuz I gotz too big tuh be uh Oompa Loompa and then Mr. Wonka jus’ drop me at the Wal-Martz and Iz been her-uh eva’ sinz.”
February 21st, 2013
“Ossifer, it ain’t nuthin’ in there that says I can’t do something strange for a lil piece of change. I even axed the manager!”
Lady in background (Manager): “Officer, could you guys move from in front of the store…she’s scaring the customers. Thanks!”
February 21st, 2013
Lady : Just cause you wear a badge dont mean I aint gonna fight you for da last Donut..
Cop: Just give me back the Donut Lady…
Lady: Nuh uh Bacon, Its Creme Filled, Jus like me…
Cop: Im going to have to site you for putting such a disturbing thought in my head…
February 21st, 2013
ma’am i saw your kids stealing now im going to need them to come out from under your skirt
February 21st, 2013
Female: Get in mah BELLAY!
February 21st, 2013
“Whatchu mean you’re arresting me for indecent exposure? You betta recognize!”
February 21st, 2013
“No, Rutherford, you have the date wrong for the symphony, It will be on Brahm’s birthday, May 7. The tuxes and gowns are ready, and the catering is going to be spectacular. I will be happy to see your lovely wife that evening! My husband will conduct a splendid concert, and yes, it is sold out. Join us for champagne after!”
February 21st, 2013
Hey Mr Oficer, wanna put my shit DUUTHEGER!
February 21st, 2013
Cop: “Ma’am you should really finish chewing your mcdouble before you unwrap and start on your 2nd.”
Woman: “AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!!”
February 21st, 2013
You are just a stiff tryin’ to control people and I’m am here just tryin’ to show this island how to let LOOSE and let their soul feathers fly! Mmm MMM!
February 21st, 2013
“Now officer, I saw that skinny bitch take the last bucket of frozen chitlins, and it was mine! She deserved her ass whippin’! I’ll tear her jheri curls right off her head!”
February 21st, 2013
i’m just here to apply to be a hula dancer!!!!!!!
February 21st, 2013
Listen here copper, I control the world’s donut supple! What you willing to do for one pretty boy??! Lol
February 21st, 2013
“It be like dis…you go search me, but touch the hair and I harlem shake my ass on yo face!”
February 21st, 2013
Wow, Nicki Minaj has really let herself go.
February 21st, 2013
Star Jones arrested for smuggling Carrot Top in a back pack in a Celebrity D list zone
February 21st, 2013
Fashion police catches one at Wal-Mart. Further news at 6.
February 21st, 2013
“How you gon tell me that they ain’t puttin out no mo’ twinkies? I knows I saw a truck go to the backa the store with some mo’ TWINKIES”
Officer: “Ma’am I understand you are upset that Hostess went bankrupt (although with you as a customer, I’m pretty shocked too) but Wal Mart sells a generic version you can buy”
“Just gimme my dern Twinkies and nobody gon get hurt, ya heard me?”
February 21st, 2013
If you don’t quit axin me quetions ima suffocate you with my weave
February 21st, 2013
excuse me miss but the loading dock is for loading and unloading only
February 21st, 2013
Sunglasses. Check. PHOTO BOMB!
February 21st, 2013
“woman” – No officer I didn’t steal anything. You have seen big momma’s house right? I’m Martin Lawrence, you know, the FBI agent, I actually have authority over you.
Cop – I’m gonna need to see some ID.
“woman” – sure thing sugga, but it’s under the fat suit.
Cop – Lets take a ride down to the station.
February 21st, 2013
If that bitch behind me photobombs me one more time, Imma gonna kick her ass.
February 21st, 2013
You betta tell that woman to bring me back the last box of twinkies now or shits gonna get ugly up in here!!!
February 21st, 2013
” You betta lemme go or I’ma eat you too !”
February 21st, 2013
“No ma’am, not Walmart’s dress code…humanity’s.”
February 21st, 2013
im tellin you the truth officer i didn’t eat that ladies baby
February 21st, 2013
Cop:Ma’am, you need to calm down.
Woman: He’ll nah! That bitch told me I couldn’t come in with just a bra on! I only pulled her hair doe.
February 21st, 2013
outa the way officer
i dont wanna walk around you
aint nobody got time for that!!!!
February 21st, 2013
what you talkin bout willis.
February 21st, 2013
Yes, dis is a shower curtain round my waist. I did takes it from the Home Beautification Departments. My other one got ripped down when I dropped the soap in da shower and it got caughts between the cheeks of my ass and I tored it down. How if you want it back you better call your homies cause dis one is going home wit me. Any querstions? I didn’t think so.
February 21st, 2013
Lady – The sign clearly said “free samples” and there are out of fried chicken samples
Cop- did you really call the police for that ?
Lady – yes i did the sign said free samples there was no limit i got family on the way down for dinner
Cop – ma ma thats not right
white lady in the back – Look at me look at me iam going to be on Cops
February 21st, 2013
I toll you $100 to kiss my ass
February 21st, 2013
Photobomb: Hey, I’ve got Girl Scout Cookies back here!
February 21st, 2013
Officer, I tell you dat I were wearin’ dese flip flops when I went into Walmart!
February 21st, 2013
why won’t you believe me that I’m the sexy green M&M?
February 21st, 2013
“He called me Ursula, when you can see OH-FEE-SIR I’m obviously the little mermaid.”
February 21st, 2013
yo better back yo white ass up aint you hear bout obama .. this shit be free motherfucker
February 21st, 2013
Officer I told you dat I were wearin’ dese flip flops when I got to WalMart!
February 21st, 2013
For a good time call “911″
February 21st, 2013
Cop: Ah! Sweet mystery of life
At last I’ve found thee
Ah! I know at last the secret of it all!
Lady: All the longing, seeking, striving, waiting, yearning
The burning hopes, the joy and idle tears that fall
February 21st, 2013
Lady: You want to take me to Dinner? Cop: Why yes Mam, you look famished and I just love your sense of Walmart Style
February 21st, 2013
that ho took my corner, so i hafta be’s at walmarts now.
February 21st, 2013
Cop: “You’re under arrest for indecent exposure and fashion choices.”
Lady: “Ain’t nobody got time for that.”
February 21st, 2013
Leroy! It’s you! Man, I haven’t seen you since we were both defensive linemen at Lincoln High!
February 21st, 2013
Whatchu mean body cavity search?
February 21st, 2013
Dayum, Christina Aguilera really overdid the fake tan this time!
February 21st, 2013
“No really, I am Beth from Dog the Bounty Hunter!”
February 21st, 2013
Is telling you officer I aint taking no lip from a cashier! When she said miss its one customer at a time , you have to tell your belly only to go first , I went and slapped her!
February 21st, 2013
“You don’t think I am the only tan bleach blonde hottie in this piece do you?”
February 21st, 2013
“Awfulsuh, Ahm tellin you dat Wired Al Yankuhwiz bin followin me roun de sto an Ah bleev he foto bombin us rite now!”
February 21st, 2013
“I can votes, surve on juries, gits me a drivuh’s license, owns me a gun, and breed likes kudzu, youse understands me, ya whitey racist?”
“Mam, I was just asking for your clarification on E equal MC squared–”
February 21st, 2013
Yo cains’t taks to me diz way I iz impohtant! I’z be a blonde now!
February 21st, 2013
Officer there is a woman stuck in my butt crack…
February 21st, 2013
Awfulsuh, I tellin you dat Wired Al Yankawiz a’bin followin me roun de sto an I fraid he tryin to foto-bom dis conversation. My boyfren tryin to take my picture in my new outfit!
February 21st, 2013
Where oh where is that little green man?
February 21st, 2013
I tell you under the sea life is better, take it from me. You see sebastian and Lord Triton over there, they be waiting for me.
February 21st, 2013
“Look I am tellin ya Brawndo gots what plants crave”
February 21st, 2013
Officer, she is lying in her confession. She did not eat me. I am right here! Can’t you see me? I’m Stuck in her BUTTCHEEKS!
February 21st, 2013
Give it back or im calling for back up to search you. Its gonna take more that just two hands!
February 21st, 2013
Well, the manager claims you stole a pair of “Sponge-bob” flip-flops.
February 21st, 2013
My baby daddy is late on his payments, dat’s why my roots are black.
February 21st, 2013
Lady – Listen here Mr. po po! I said there’s a fure.
Cop- a what? Fire?
Lady – Yeah a fure! I ain’t got no time for this!
February 21st, 2013
Lil Kim has now become Big Ass Kim
February 21st, 2013
“So THAT’S where my tablecloth disappeared to!”
February 21st, 2013
Listen here copper, I control the world’s donut supple! What you willing to do for one pretty boy??! Lol
February 21st, 2013
why am i being moderated???
February 21st, 2013
“Now I KNOW I saw twinkies in there last week!”
February 21st, 2013
Ma’am you’re being arrested for not stealing a shirt.
February 21st, 2013
“I don’t care what that heffa had said. This ain’t a tablecloth I’m wearin’!” The cop said, “Ma’am, it still has the clearance tag on it!”
February 21st, 2013
“Maam, I have a warrant for your arrest.”
“Fo what?!”
“The fashion police said you can’t be out in public like that.”
“Damn! Shaneekwaa was right! I’m hot sh
February 21st, 2013
See? Look…that crazy bitch is STILL behind me, isn’t she?! She wants my goodies, officer, I just know it!
February 21st, 2013
Lady behind the behemoth: “Move that camera! Can’t you see I’ve found an awesome spot for Hide and Seek?!”
February 21st, 2013
When the Fashion Police is necessary.
February 21st, 2013
Officer… Ain’t Nobody got time for this… Kool-Aid is rolled back this week. Buy two, get one…
February 21st, 2013
Whahchu TALKIN’ ’bout Willis? Of course I’m a natural blonde!
February 21st, 2013
What watermelons officer? Dem’s mah ASS CHEEKS!!
February 21st, 2013
“I done told you, I don’t care if it look like green drapes.. it is a damn skirt.. you ain’t the damn fashion police!”
February 21st, 2013
What do ya mean, what i’m wearing is a crime.
February 21st, 2013
No, No, No!!!!!! My lowest price is $15
February 21st, 2013
Lady : well uhh ummm my babydaddy cum up here to see all the POW. I told him I’m his and he is mine. So all does hoes on POW better not look at my MAN!!
Officer : Well hate to break it to ya ma’am but you are the hoe on POW right now. See that camera? Gottcha!
February 21st, 2013
Mele Kalikimaka
February 21st, 2013
What is the frequency, Kenneth?
February 21st, 2013
office hes the one dat stole mah kfc
February 21st, 2013
I aint got time for that!
February 21st, 2013
You won’t throw my ass in jail if I blow you and your partner over there?
February 21st, 2013
Must be Honolulu
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No one in Hilo would dress that conservatively.
February 21st, 2013
Lady: “Officer, I understand my kids waz actin’ up, but if you want to arrest anybody, you gonna have to find one of their daddies. Each one has a different daddy so you got a good shot at findin’ one of ‘em. SOME body needs to take responsibility for deez kids!”
Officer” “But they are YOUR kids, right?! I mean, they came out of YOUR belly, right?! And you’re having another?!”
Lady in background: “Ooh, a man in uniform….I love a man in uniform! Over here, officer!”
February 21st, 2013
No shirt, no shoes, no service?!?!?!!!! This IS a shirt!!!!!!
February 21st, 2013
Hey officer, pull my finger!
February 21st, 2013
if you let me go an gets him you can gets you all dis sweet chocolate
February 21st, 2013
Hi officer Koharsky. I thought I smelled a pork product of some kind.
February 21st, 2013
Officer: ‘Ma’am, if you don’t mind me asking- how did that watermelon up there?”
Lady(?): “Me jus satz on it and its just slips right in der. Why you askin? I didn’t steal nuttin’, I jus satz me az ona big ol’ pile a watermelons cus I be tired.”
February 21st, 2013
They are samples, not all you can eat buffet.
February 21st, 2013
I am a hula girl at the Kentucky Fried Chicken right there acroos the street. I was just getting more gravy.
February 21st, 2013
Lady: “This nigga ain’t scared of no Po-Po.”
Cop: “This Po-Po gonna beat your fat nigga ass!”
February 21st, 2013
You can’t prove I stole those underpants. I dare you to try.
February 21st, 2013
Didn’t you see the Load Limit sign?
February 21st, 2013
officer you knows damn good and well i have the right to park in dat handicaped spot. i gots bad knees and sweats a lot
February 21st, 2013
Clothes?! Ain’t nobody got time for ‘dat…
February 21st, 2013
I won’t pull your damned finger.
February 21st, 2013
Sorry officer I smashed her on the wall on my way out cause we couldn’t both fit through the doorway.It was an accident
February 21st, 2013
No, officer, the acanthus leaf is used in CORINTHIAN entablature, not DORIC!
February 21st, 2013
aint nobody got time for that
February 21st, 2013
“Pardon me officer, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
February 21st, 2013
if that white bitch dont get out from behind me, i’m gonna come up out these flip flops and kick her white ass
February 21st, 2013
I Assure you officer, The chicken had legs.
February 21st, 2013
I give that cracka a beat down cuz he told me there be a weight limit fo spandex, threw a 5 dolla bill at me and told me to go git a shirt in the big mamma section!
February 21st, 2013
They’re exchanging Your Mommas so Fat jokes.
February 22nd, 2013
That one was you and I smell it.
February 22nd, 2013
I wonder if this woman placed a bottle of liquor between her legs and tried to walk out with it? Don’t you remember that episode of “Worlds Dumbest Criminals”?
February 22nd, 2013
Hi im bam margera and welcome to fat ass….
((notice random guy in back))
February 22nd, 2013
Oh Lawd yes….you want donuts, you go to Jimmy’s place. Down on Oak by ‘dat bitch Shanikwa’s ho house.
February 22nd, 2013
Cop: Ok baby, If you didn’t do nutt’in why did you run?
Lady: “Cuz i waz scerrd!”
Cop: well you know we have the atpe from the store, we saw you stealling all of that meat, and stuffing it up under your shirt.”
Lady: “No you didn’t, I an’t dun nutt’in wrong!!, I was just tring to cool off”, ” I gots 6 chuldren and my old man is locked up wit ya’ll, I wuz just tring to feed my kidz”" ” You don’t know me!, You don’t know me!’
Cop: Yes I do!, Baby I locked you up last week on a warrent!” Come on and get in the car….if you try to run again I’m going to taze you and watch you flop around on the floor like a wounded caow, and post the vid, on youtube…”
February 22nd, 2013
“You tell dat tramp she can have her almost lifesize cardboard cutout of Sigourney Weaver back AFTER she apologises for sayin ma VPL looks like I put my panties on backwards….”
February 22nd, 2013
Listen lady,they saw you put the freezer under your skirt.
February 22nd, 2013
Mmmmhmmm Ah no dat’s rite! How YOU dern!
February 22nd, 2013
Cop: We have reason to suspect that you were inside this Walmart eating small children.
Lady: *Belch* I don’t know nothin’ ain’t nobody got time for dat.
February 22nd, 2013
That skinny bitch over there got between me and the bacon and I was all OH HELL NO! and it was ON!
February 22nd, 2013
“Gumbyzilla” the Wal-Mart Tragedy! No sir my name is GUMYZILLA! Not GUMBY! I aint lying. Dem kids thought I was gumby and started pulling on me to take pictures. Next things I know I am beins pulled down and I fell on one of dem kids. I did not means to hurt dat childrens I Swear!
February 22nd, 2013
The said I cant buy my schlitz malt liquor with food stamps …I mean you drink it dat men it food right!
February 22nd, 2013
Ocifer, I swear that bitch just run up to me, pulled my wig and STOLE MY TWINKIES!!!
February 22nd, 2013
“Yeah, officah… dat murr-fukka ova yonda done stole my bag uh mursh-mellahs.”
February 22nd, 2013
Of course I know the skirt is see through! Do you really think that should be on the top of my list of shit to worry about?
February 22nd, 2013
Why are you asking me about a missing bedsheet?
February 22nd, 2013
They don’t sell Twinkies ’cause Hostess went out of business? Oh hell no!
February 23rd, 2013
Dat woman called me a me a fat sleazebag with a bad wig.
Dis is the best wig I got!
February 23rd, 2013
“those cigs under my gunt is mine from home, so is that toaster, and that Tyler Perry DVD, and that…
February 23rd, 2013
“I’ll see you on da Maury show & dat DNA test gonna PROVE you da baby daddy!”
February 23rd, 2013
Well, Mr. Ociffer, I was fixin to try on a grass that was my size when I was 18 when that pervert over thur’ peeped me out under the dressin’ room door so I sat on him with my spare tire.
February 23rd, 2013
I assume you came for the free dounut give away too, but i was here first officer!!!!!!!
February 23rd, 2013
Werll officer , he looked so yummy. So I ate the cashier .
February 23rd, 2013
There’s no hope in recovering that donuts, she ate them all.
February 23rd, 2013
Yo, Foo’! Yo makin’ me late fo my swimsuit modelin’ job!
February 23rd, 2013
And dens I tol her, “you better pack dat bag, or I’m gonna pack yo azz”.
February 23rd, 2013
I’m bet, the carpet doesn’t match the curtains.
February 24th, 2013
“You better get that fool who snapped my picture, I aint gonna be on that People of Wal-Mart site.”
February 24th, 2013
Lady- “I don’t know what you think i need arrestin’ for! I had a free sample of the chicken! That’s all I done!”
Officer- “Ma’am, you consumed 3 full chickens from the deli. That’s theft.”
Lady- “It was a big sample! Okay!!! Now get off my back before I b***** slap you outta that uniform.”
Officer reaches for his walkie- “I’m gonna need back up! Bring fried chicken and a taser!”
February 24th, 2013
HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY
February 24th, 2013
Fiona ain’t got nothing on me!
(Shrek)
February 24th, 2013
You best be keepin’ dem eyes up here
February 25th, 2013
Dat’s right Bitch took my sammich!!!!
February 25th, 2013
All I wanted to do was to put that container of Sensa and that Zumba dvd on lay away
February 25th, 2013
“…and so if you gon’ use dat Tazer it’s $25, but for just the nightstick it’s only $22, I’ll drop it to $20 if I can coat that nightstick in buttah tho, baybeh…”
February 25th, 2013
I swear officer I didn’t steal a shower curtain, it’s a skirt!
February 25th, 2013
Officer: Did you steal the cookie out the cookie jar?
Woman: Who me?
Officer: Yes you!
Woman: Couldn’t be!
Officer: Then who?
Woman: I’m not sure–but I just farted…
February 26th, 2013
Another fine example of generational welfare and fatherless child rearing. Way to go Jesse Jackson, you’ve helped completely dumb down your own race!
February 26th, 2013
“Then he said he was taking my picture for peopleofwalmart.com. That’s when I bitch slapped him!”
February 26th, 2013
‘What do you mean They don’t have any cold pop? Ain’t no body got time for that~’
February 26th, 2013
Can you see what ima spellin?
February 26th, 2013
Policeman: “Lady you is one big fat nigga”
Lady: “And you sir are one wetback in a uniform”.
Policeman: “Eeww I smell fat nigga pussay”
Lady: “Nah, dat’s just my love canal pheromones. How else do you think I get myself 6 kids under 10 at my age? Yep: niggas love stinky nigga cunt!”
February 27th, 2013
ya i’s voted fo osbama. nows gits me my frees insurance!!
February 27th, 2013
No, I said I am the little mermaid and that bitch said I needed to pay for the Kool Aid with my picture on it. Well no way honey that’s not how Ariel gets down baby.
February 27th, 2013
I was told that there was free fried chicken today!
February 27th, 2013
No, I said I am the little mermaid and that bitch said I needed to pay for the Kool Aid with my picture on it. Well, no way honey, that’s not how Ariel gets down baby.
February 27th, 2013
Excuse me ma’am, do the carpet match the drapes? “yes” “ewww how?”
February 27th, 2013
I know u know where the BEST donuts are. So tell me now and no one gets cut……..just saying
February 28th, 2013
That officer over there said he wasnt going to do a cavity search, and I demand one!!!
February 28th, 2013
Why you been call’d about inappropriate exposure? That wan’t my tit hangin’ out, ‘was my back roll.
March 1st, 2013
I SWEAR officer, he stole my french fries!
March 1st, 2013
“Hey osifer… can I havs yo numba?”
March 2nd, 2013
i’s aint stole no curtainsi wore this skirt in
March 2nd, 2013
Hey KoolAid! Now where did I leave my pitcher?
March 2nd, 2013
Officer i do not have a rack of lamb stuffed in my panties
March 2nd, 2013
“Need to tell that white girl to stop playing, bitch always be bombing mah foh-toes.”
March 3rd, 2013
Girl don’t make me take my weave out
March 3rd, 2013
HWAA HWAA HWAA! HE NOT A JEDI BOODOO!
March 3rd, 2013
“No you didn’t just call me a whale…..? I’m a mermaid…!”
March 4th, 2013
“I’m telin ya afficer..the kids’ in here be trippin’..they keep on hiding under my skirt sayin “hey some1 turned the lights off under this circus tent, and it smells funny in here too!!”
March 5th, 2013
I did not steal this white woman, officer. She’s came with my exclusive, limited edition black spandex halter top, and she always got my back, okaay?
March 5th, 2013
“Officer, Ain’t nobody got time for dat!”
March 6th, 2013
I’m right here! To the left of the rhino, no your left!
March 7th, 2013
Ma’am, I have to ask, did you stay at the Green Sheet Hotel last night? They said they’s missin’ a bed ruffle!
That’s ‘cuz somebody stole my clothes, I’m not lyin’! That’s why I’m at this here WalMart, I swear! I wouldn’t never wear this color, jus’ ask my white friend Bunny!
March 9th, 2013
Me hungry Morlock did the Eloi go that way cause i want some ribs.
March 9th, 2013
Mah name is Star Jones and ah aym a law-yah!
March 10th, 2013
Cop- What seems to be the trouble mam?
Woman- That Mofo over there took the LAST box of Ding Dongs n it had MY name on it! I WANT MY DING DONGS !!
March 11th, 2013
“Officer, in your professional opinion, do you think this skirt makes me look fat?”
March 12th, 2013
Officer that cord hanging down goes to my vibrator and not to a DVD player.
March 13th, 2013
“that cracker over there just called me Sigmund the Sea Monster and I want to press charges officer!”
March 16th, 2013
I swar to Gawd I dindt eat dat Baby
March 16th, 2013
“Fool… you ain’t gettin’ this McShake….”
March 16th, 2013
this is fashion police… it is illegal to look this sexy! damn girl…
March 19th, 2013
Occifer, there ain’t no way i stole a duck call and stink bait. i ain’t even got no pockets!
March 19th, 2013
Den he tried to touch my tittie… den he stole my kernel! You better find him osiffer!
March 22nd, 2013
You better remember,,,,Barack Obama is President.
March 24th, 2013
“Officer, I have the right to bare arms!”
March 27th, 2013
Better question, whats Harry Styles doing in the background?
March 29th, 2013
“…and if I see that stupid, white-ass, honky, perm-headed Cracker bi- she’s right behind me, isn’t she?”
March 29th, 2013
No ma’am, I don’t think you’re shoo-in for “The Little Mermaid” costume contest, I mean for one one thing, Ariel had red hair…
April 1st, 2013
Is that Carrot top in the back ground.
April 5th, 2013
Officer that lady over der just stole the last tub of crisco oil out my cart and Igot to do hair hurr wit dat tonight!
April 7th, 2013
“It was that foo who stole my pants, oh why didn’t I notice him? I don’t know all I know was that I was on my fifth twenty five piece KFC fried chicken combo when it happened.”
April 30th, 2013
Waitaminute, are you telling me that I, too, can become a police officer?
May 6th, 2013
“Ohh good Lawd, I smelled burnin’ bbq and I jus ran out tha house– din’t put on shoes or a top or nuffin. Just grabbed my curtains to wrap around my private area, Jesus. I jus thought, “Burning Bbq?! Lawd Jesus, ain’t nobody got time fo dat!”
May 8th, 2013
I pay your f*cking salary…
May 15th, 2013
Officer, I just want my money back. They told me this tent would sleep 6. Clearly they LIED!
May 22nd, 2013
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