February 27th, 2013
GTL Bro
Why is it so dark and discolored? I don’t care how many abs you have, if it looks like you’re peering into an alligator’s asshole I don’t think anyone finds that sexy. Now granted I have a total of 0 abs, but I think I speak for the masses here.
Colorado
GTL Bro,
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He’s got six-pack abs and yet he rides an electric cart…
February 27th, 2013
Why the hell is he riding on a disability scooter ????
February 27th, 2013
so, with abs like that, why is he being a lazy ass and riding a scooter?
February 27th, 2013
Not sure why Mr. Muscles needs a scooter to get around…
February 27th, 2013
Where are they now…Jersey Shore Cast member Mike “The Situation” is now making the rounds at your local Wal-mart!
February 27th, 2013
It’s fake. I’ve seen those plastic six packs for sale in Halloween shops. He picked one for a black man to match his skin a little better but it missed.
February 27th, 2013
Why is Raul Ibanez riding a scooter?
February 27th, 2013
it is fake it bc it covers half his belly button.
February 27th, 2013
That is a fake plastic/ rubber 6 pack. Its not real. You can see how it partially covers his belly button.
February 27th, 2013
He is not qualified to shop at Wal-mart.
February 27th, 2013
It is fake. Look above his bellybutton and you’ll see the plastic edge.
February 27th, 2013
Rides around on the scooter and flashes random people in Wal-mart.
February 27th, 2013
His abs look like Bacon
February 27th, 2013
that’s hot, he’s probably a bodybuilder and still has the tanning stuff! I loooooooove it!
February 27th, 2013
Everybody sing along – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
February 27th, 2013
THIS IS WALMART. Those carts are like doorknobs, everyone gets a turn… except the disabled.
February 27th, 2013
Cancer much? That guy needs to go the beach instead of the bed.
February 27th, 2013
Why….is he on…a…scooter…?
February 27th, 2013
Hey brah, I just stole Bo Jacksons’ Torso
February 27th, 2013
You guys that think his abs are fake are retarded, he is a body builder but considerably smaller than most. that isnt some plastic plate, clearly he is flexing his abs causing his skin to tighten giving it the appearence to some that it’s a plate. have some common sense and use your brains please.
February 27th, 2013
Stick a fork in him … he is sooooo DONE !!!
February 27th, 2013
This is why I can’t find a scooter. Assholes like this are using them. People like me who have MS and difficulty walking have to limp and shuffle our way through the damn store.
February 27th, 2013
So how many more morons are going to point out that he’s riding a cart? I take them back in the store quite often, especially when they’re parked way away from the store where they probably ridden by an ass that didn’t need them.
There’s always two sides to every story…at least two.
February 28th, 2013
Actually it looks like he got super burned by scalding water or something. It looks totally gross and fake. Like he has huge “ab” blisters! Yuck!
February 28th, 2013
are those made of chocolate? mmm choco abs
February 28th, 2013
Maybe he is on the scooter because he is bringing it back for someone. Very impressive abs, he obviously put a lot of work into them.
February 28th, 2013
I think james wants to suck his weinie
February 28th, 2013
Those are obviously fake. I mean look, he’s only got 4 there.
February 28th, 2013
Just a thought, I took my girlfriend to Walmart last week and she got to ride a scooter, she has a broken ankle. Maybe this guy has an injury, seems possible as he looks like an active dude, and those are his abs, look at his arms, the guy is fit.. I think the photo is just a little bit poking fun that someone is riding the cart that isnt 500 lbs.
February 28th, 2013
Either he is deformed, or they’re fake. He’s got a MUFFIN top! Look at the sides.
The coloring looks like maybe magic marker, or that stupid “bronzing’ stuff. What ever, it doesn’t match the rest of him.
February 28th, 2013
Staged…fail.
That guy looks creepy. Why is he showing his misshapen abs anyway?
March 1st, 2013
hes “discolored” because he’s probably a body builder, or figure model. they tan you heavily to see the ridges and cuts. everybodys muscle anatomy is different depending on how they worked out.
March 2nd, 2013
EW! That HAS to be fake! There’s no way that anyone has a 4 pack with gaps that huge between their abs.. It’s so weird and oddly dark for a white man. I’m sure it’s all fake tan and maybe some weird halloween costume..and what’s with the scooter? If you’re that handicap I doubt you can do 10 billion situps and get spray tans as dark as that nasty tanorexic woman. UGH
March 2nd, 2013
did he steal a black man’s torso??
March 2nd, 2013
I only go to Walmart to feel better about myself. I also go to the flea market for an additional self-esteem boost.
March 6th, 2013
The sad thing is those are real. I see him come in all the time, I think this was probably taken when he broke his foot. (Something about a weight dropping on it). He is one of the more interesting creatures that walk the aisles at night, always good for a laugh. (just don’t start off the ‘roid rage)
March 6th, 2013
Impossible to have abs with a beer belly underneath; and those aren’t naturally shaped abs positioned in the right places anyway; and he wouldn’t be able to look that cut and be fat elsewhere (i.e. his belly, face and arms) – body fat percentage would need to be much lower.
If not a costume-type fake (which I think it is) they are probably implants. While these types of surgeries are much less common among men than women they do exist. I’ve seen them mostly on men in the entertainment industry, but no doubt more men will start to do these surgeries. Yech.
March 12th, 2013
Why are people so stupid? He’s a bodybuilder, they put that bronzing stuff on for comps and what have you to show off definition. His legs match in colour and muscularity.
March 19th, 2013
Why are the fake abs uneven?? And yes…They DO look like BACON!!
March 22nd, 2013
I was gonna make a comment about the scooter, but every person here beat me to it.
}:)
March 23rd, 2013
i know this is probably already covered, but my urge to ask can’t be handled… if he’s so fit, why the scooter?
April 28th, 2013
Maybe some of you don’t know what it looks like to be fit. If you know the fitness world, those are real abs, your lower abs aren’t going to show when you are sitting, the side that someone called muffin tops, are called obliques. People who compete in bodybuilding get spray tanning. He fits the bill for all of these. Stop being jealous, get off the computer, and go to the gym.
May 1st, 2013
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what happens when you let Californians come into your state. We see it all the time here.
BTW, if he has abs of steel, why are his arms like little chicken wings?
May 16th, 2013
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