The Redneck Tuxedo



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Bad news: I can still see what you’re wearing. Only smart thing you did there was try to camouflage it. “Wait, but it’s stupid because it’s camouflaged.” – Ahhh now you’re catching on. We can play the chicken and the egg game all day long bud.

Missouri

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The Redneck Tuxedo, 7.7 out of 10 based on 222 ratings

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  1. girlwatcher

    POWM you’re really stretching it now. There’s nothing wrong with this. If I lived in Missouri I’d try to go unnoticed too.

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    February 28th, 2013

  2. Dave

    What are you talking about? I see a cart in Walmart, I don’t see anyone or a tuxedo. I think you are going crazy

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    February 28th, 2013

  3. Jen

    You better redneckognize!

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    February 28th, 2013

  4. Bob

    Indiana Jones ???????????

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    February 28th, 2013

  5. toeachhisown

    I love it. That dude looks sharp.

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    February 28th, 2013

  6. Barker61

    He looks far better than a lot of the folks I see at WallyWorld, especially the men! In fact, he lends a bit of dignity to Walmart, comparatively!!!

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    March 1st, 2013

  7. ack

    What’s wrong with that? I like it

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    March 1st, 2013

  8. whatevs

    YOUR AD LAYOUT SUCKS!!!!!

    If you’re gonna be a greedy douche and fill the page with ads, at least put them AFTER the pics, not through them, it’s fucking annoying.

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    March 1st, 2013

  9. Cybr

    @Bob. No, it’s “Indiana Fife”.

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    March 1st, 2013

  10. Douche Nozzle

    It’s a suit, not a tuxedo. ;) :) :D :P

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    March 1st, 2013

  11. Doob

    For a Walmart shopper he looks sharp.

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    March 1st, 2013

  12. jag

    I like the black shirt and tie with the pants. The jacket is a bit much.
    He doesn’t really belong on here. Now if he had a camo thong showing…..

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    March 1st, 2013

  13. DS

    I think he looks fine, kinda cute too. Definitely a step up from most of the folks on here ha ha! It’s camo – big deal.

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    March 1st, 2013

  14. TLC

    I like it. It is interesting.

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    March 1st, 2013

  15. Fly on the Wall

    It’s JT: redneck pimp.

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    March 1st, 2013

  16. Me Here

    I see a head and 2 hands just floating in air.

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    March 3rd, 2013

  17. toeachhisown

    There you go again…

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    March 4th, 2013

  18. jag

    I’m just trying to be patient and wait, it’s been a year since I’ve been promised.

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    March 4th, 2013

  19. jag

    Actually, over a year….

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    March 4th, 2013

  20. SCOTT ALLEN

    This fits right, in Missery. Does someone really wear this hunting???

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    March 5th, 2013

  21. toeachhisown

    What would you like me to do? Wear it to wallyworld and hope someone snaps a pic?

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    March 6th, 2013

  22. jag

    You wouldn’t hear me complaining, but you know what I mean…

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    March 6th, 2013

  23. Wob

    is no one gonna point out that he has a pillow.. wrapping paper.. and what looks like a tote bag?

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    March 7th, 2013

  24. Sebastian

    It’s Glamourflage!

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    March 19th, 2013

  25. Mnt

    People usually where this to prom were I am from

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    March 20th, 2013

  26. M n t

    Nothing wrong with it

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    March 20th, 2013

  27. imswiney56

    Reppin for Missouri! OOHRAH!

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    March 24th, 2013

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