March 6th, 2013
The Cat In The Hat Comes Back!
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin’ fine…Sorry, I just love me some Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. Got a better Seuss riddle for this guy? Leave it in the comments to win a copy of our 2nd book!
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The Cat In The Hat Comes Back!,
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
Who am I, you say, look close, don’t look away, I have a purse, I have a tail, it looks like even I’m carrying a pail, the hat of stripes, white socks and capri pants, no, I am not looking for ants, am I a character from Dr. Suess, or are my marbles simply too loose, no, I say, I am a not a toker, you have me mistaken, I am the joker!
March 6th, 2013
“Hey kid, ever have nightmares? Want some?”
March 6th, 2013
HEY ! You think you can find a bigger pussy ?
March 6th, 2013
I would not eat that… here… or there! I would not eat that any where!
I would not eat that … this I swear! See WalMart care tags in underware!
March 6th, 2013
I have some fun tricks
I will show them to you
And your mother will not mind at all
if I do.
March 6th, 2013
Not here to bother or pester,
but dressed like that
screams child molester !
March 7th, 2013
Knick knack, Paddy Wack, Give a dog a bone, This old man must be stoned.
March 9th, 2013
I do not like green eggs and ham, but I do appreciate looking at your crazy customers Sam (Walton).
March 13th, 2013
There’s a Dead Cat in my Flat.
March 29th, 2013
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