March 12th, 2013
Walmart’s Dumbest Criminals: Throwin’ Hunnids
A single sheet of two photocopied $100 bills was in a printer Jarad S. Carr unsuccessfully tried to return to Walmart in Lake Hallie on Thursday, village police said.
After Carr physically resisted being arrested, police say they found three more counterfeit $100 bills on the man, who was also wanted on burglary and armed robbery warrants from St. Croix County.
According to Lake Hallie Police Chief Cal Smokowicz:
Police were called to Walmart at 3:05 p.m. Thursday because Carr, 37, of West Bend was trying to return a printer without receipts or proof he bought it from the Lake Hallie Walmart.
While inspecting the printer, a single sheet with two counterfeit $100 bills printed on it was found.
Carr insisted on returning the printer even after Walmart staffers refused to take it.
Officer Sam Eaton and Smokowicz talked to Carr, who said he didn’t want to speak to officers. After being told he was under arrest, Carr physically resisted at the store’s service counter.
Carr made repeated verbal threats to harm the officers. He was taken into custody without anyone being injured.
Police then found three additional counterfeit $100 bills on Carr, who was arrested for attempted theft by fraud, forgery and resisting arrest.
Walmart's Dumbest Criminals: Throwin' Hunnids,





8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Not the freshest peanut in the turd is he !
March 12th, 2013
I want this guy to be my brain surgeon.
March 12th, 2013
His nickname is, 8 Mile.
March 12th, 2013
And only printed one side of the bills….brilliant!
March 12th, 2013
Heck he would of been perfect wal-mart management material .
March 13th, 2013
A classic case of a dirtbag throwing gasoline on a fire, rather than using water.
If only he had decided to cut his losses, and depart when they refused to take back the printer, he might not have been arrested so soon on counterfeiting charges.
Dumbass!
March 14th, 2013
He needs some tats on his face
and then it would be perfect
March 18th, 2013
He has the beginnings of methface
April 4th, 2013
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