October 27th, 2009
Iguana Man
Tags: iguana, lizard
Man, when did backpacks start becoming so crazy? What’s that? Oh, it’s a f***ing iguana on his back!! That seems necessary.
New Hampshire
Iguana Man,
Man, when did backpacks start becoming so crazy? What’s that? Oh, it’s a f***ing iguana on his back!! That seems necessary.
New Hampshire
Iguana Man,
196 Comments, Comment or Ping
This dude and his iguana efin rox! I think I might be a Wal-Creature myself!
October 27th, 2009
seriously? is this even allowed?
if i saw him i would run across the store screaming!
October 27th, 2009
Remember when you were only allowed to bring pets into pet stores and some locally owned video stores?
October 27th, 2009
Ohhhh, now I get it…”GO GREEN”
October 27th, 2009
Well, it’s better than those old ladies that think it’s cute to bring their pomeranians or whatever around in their purses and dress them like little kids. Honestly, I think it’s wrong to treat your pet as an accessory. Pets should be left at home or taken on walks to the park, not taken inside stores; especially stores that sell food. That’s just nasty.
October 27th, 2009
Iggy was able to use his mental powers to guide slow-witted Jerry past security and into the Iguana Chow Aisle.
October 27th, 2009
In his defense, it’s not weird to see people walk into my store with all kinds of creatures. Maybe he need to make a few more stops before he went home. And some people really are attached to their pets. It’s not really embarassing or weird. It’s like a woman bringing her dog into walmart. Would everyone take a picture of that? o.O
October 27th, 2009
That is awesome.
October 27th, 2009
He usually hides him in his pants.
October 27th, 2009
I’ve brought my Bearded Dragon to stores and its a blast to see the weird stares and the dumb comments people make.
October 27th, 2009
Hey nothing wrong here, it’s a seeing eye iguana. Service animals are allowed by law in any store!
October 27th, 2009
Won’t Heidi be surprised when she see’s the grandfather’s new friend. I think the grandfather may be surprised as well.
October 27th, 2009
I think this is actually pretty cool.
October 27th, 2009
Who is walking who? The old timer or the iguana?
October 27th, 2009
I wondered what happened to Sgt Stadenko from cheech and chong movie.
October 27th, 2009
Look at the mans face, he looks nervous, ill be the iguana has a gun to his head walking him towards the pet food isle.
October 27th, 2009
Even animals feel the need to flip people off in Walmarts!
October 27th, 2009
No shit dude……………………………. Hold reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal still !
October 27th, 2009
Where are health boards? Oh well, the animals featured here on PoWm are probably cleaner than the humans that habitate in Wallyworld
October 27th, 2009
Joined at birth. Doctors thought they could separate the Donatello conjoined twins, to no avail.
October 27th, 2009
I don’t see anything weird here, he probably takes him evrywhere with him, just like a lot of people carry dogs around in their purses, it’s more common than you would think
October 27th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana go to Walmart!
October 27th, 2009
1) Isn’t it a little too cold in NH to be taking your iguana out on a shopping spree?
2) Doesn’t NH have ordinances regarding reptiles in retail stores?
October 27th, 2009
It’s a symbiotic relationship: the old geezer draws the flies, the iguana eats them.
October 27th, 2009
they’re right – people DO look like their pets
October 27th, 2009
bet the iguana has a higher iq than the guy
October 27th, 2009
Actually, I think that’s pretty cool!!!
October 27th, 2009
I hate people that use pets as an accessory to make up for them not having any personality.
October 27th, 2009
Judging by the smile the lizard has this guy is his bitch.
October 27th, 2009
that’s pretty neat!
October 27th, 2009
NO WAY !!! Creosote sweeping Logs
October 27th, 2009
That is Pretty Cool! I was in Mexico Recently and saw many Iguanas all over while in pool one ate my plate of veggies and jumped into pool and swam across.I was told the green ones are Male ,and the ones that have orange are female.
October 27th, 2009
My guess would be he uses the iguana to keep Wal-creatures at bay, as they are instinctively frightened by higher-order lifeforms. Pretty smart if you ask me!
October 27th, 2009
This picture doesn’t phase me one bit. This is way better than all the overweight nudity we’ve had to look at. This is actually refreshing.
October 27th, 2009
The iguana is thinking, “Why did I ever leave Florida? It’s damn cold up here!”
October 27th, 2009
This is the Geico Gecko’s daddy.
October 27th, 2009
ITS AN ATTACK GUARD IGGGGYYYY… ITS TONGUE SNATCHES CAMERAS! WATCH OUT! YOUR NEXT. ZAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
October 27th, 2009
I don’t know about New Hampshire, but in my state live animals are prohibited in food establishments, except for service animals. Does WalMart have a corporate policy?
October 27th, 2009
It is a Service Iguana. You want to risk an ADA lawsuit???
October 27th, 2009
I love this one. My best friend’s wife would love it too. Iguanas are awesome, this is clearly a very cool guy.
October 27th, 2009
No Shirt
No Shoes
No Service
But feel free to bring in any disease-carrying animal you wish, especially in the food market because we’re too wimpy to tell you no.
Hello TARGET!!
October 27th, 2009
NOT taking your iguana to Wal Mart…now that would be weird…
October 27th, 2009
Why?
October 27th, 2009
And the winner of the animal/owner look-a-like contest is……….. IGUANA MAN!!!!
October 27th, 2009
I bet he uses the iguana to lure little boys back to his apartment.
October 27th, 2009
DON’T ANY OF YOU PEOPLE REALIZE, IGUANA’S, CARRY A DISEASE KNOWN AS, SALMONELLA??
FOR CHRIST SAKE, THESE FRIGGIN’ CRITTERS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED INTO THE INTERIOR OF ANY PLACE THAT HAS FOOD OR PEOPLE!!!!
THESE GOD DAMN REPTILES ARE CARRIERS OF THIS DISEASE WHICH CAN CAUSE SERIOUS HEALTH PROBLEMS, EVEN KILL PEOPLE!!!
October 27th, 2009
Iggy with Pop…..
October 27th, 2009
I suppose if it’s deemed okay for a guy to bring his llama to Walmart, bringing an iguana isn’t all that weird.
No, wait – strike that. This is looney!
October 27th, 2009
It’s the old guy’s chick-radar.
“Psst. PSST! 45ºWest. Big bottom squeezed into swim trunks. Backboobs and all.”
He then enjoys his pleasure: Wal•Martian girls looking like stuffed sausage.
October 27th, 2009
“Adam
I don’t see anything weird here, he probably takes him evrywhere with him, just like a lot of people carry dogs around in their purses, it’s more common than you would think
”
Carrying a dog around in your purse is weird too.
October 27th, 2009
THE ASSHOLE WAL-MART GREETER SHOULD BE TERMINATED FOR ALLOWING THE REPTILE AND OWNER TO ENTER THE DAMN ESTABLISHMENT!
BUT WAIT …
WAL-MART EMPLOYEES BEING WAL-MART EMPLOYEES, THE GREETER PROBABLY THOUGHT THE IGUANA WAS SOME SORT OF EXOTIC, ARKANSAS, RODENT!!
BY THE TIME, THE DOLT HAD CHECKED OUT THE 1 SHORT PARAGRAPH, WAL-MART GREETER, JOB DESCRIPTION …
WELL … DANG – THE GOOF AND HIS REPTILE HAD ALREADY LEFT THE PREMISES!! HA
SOMEONE ONCE ASKED ME WHICH GROUP WERE THE MOST IGNORANT, THE ASSOCIATES OR THE CONSUMERS?
MY ANSWER, LOOK AROUND, CAN YOU SEE ANY SIGNIFICANT DIFFERENCES???
NO, DUH!!!!
October 27th, 2009
well how else are you suppose to know what your iggy wants for dinner all week! LOL….maybe they were shopping for a present for the gecko!
October 27th, 2009
It’s actually one of those backpack / leash combo’s………….they’re being led around the store by a cigar smoking chimp wearing a plaid sportcoat.
October 27th, 2009
He should let the iguana ride on top then he could be rock’n the only iguanamullet.
October 27th, 2009
people have no consideration – obviously somebody chucked an iguana at this poor man when he passed by
October 27th, 2009
what is worse a monkey on your back or a lizard on your back??
inquiring minds want to know.
October 27th, 2009
What does it say that this guy is about the most normal looking guy on the site?
October 27th, 2009
Iguana Man looks like Robert Duval!!!!
October 27th, 2009
First off this is awesome! I love iguana’s
Secondly, the fact that his is that beautiful, bright, and large speaks volumes into this guy; It takes an enormous amount of care. maintenance, dedication, and love to raise these wonderful lizards, and as an owner of one, I can tell you it is very rewarding and totally pays off!
October 27th, 2009
that’s awesome, I would do the same thing!
October 27th, 2009
I SEE THAT THE “KNUCKLE DRAGGING”, PYGMY CROWD IS ALREADY VOTING AGAINST MY EARLIER COMMENT … HA
HOW ARE WE EVER GOING TO DRAG THAT CROWD FROM THEIR “TOBACCO ROAD” CULTURE AND MORES????
AGAIN – NO, DUH!! HEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWW !!!!
October 27th, 2009
Since when did Walmart start selling car insurance?
October 27th, 2009
There are actually signs at all my local WalMarts posted on the doors -that state ,”Seeing Eye Dogs, Only” , “No other pets allowed” .
Was this door greeter smokingt crack or taking this picture?
October 27th, 2009
The pink leash is a nice touch. That Lizard is a fashionista…
October 27th, 2009
WAL-MART MUST HAVE A NEW JOB CATEGORY –
JOB DESCRIPTION:
GO TO http://www.peopleofwalmart.com – DELETE ANY DEROGATORY POSTS RELATED TO WALLY-WORLD!!!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
October 27th, 2009
Poor thing isn’t even on a proper leash. I personally wouldn’t take my reptiles into any store, but hey at least it’s not another mini-dog in a purse. Nice to see a change for once.
Kudos, Mr. Iguana Man.
Oh and Newt, the iguana would have to poo on you, then you have to proceed to touching your mouth or preparing food to catch Salmonella(if it’s even carrying the disease). So keep yourself away from the iguana’s rear side, and you’ll be fine. Also, washing your hands & proper hygiene don’t hurt either.
October 27th, 2009
I have seen Iguana’s in PetCo a number of times, so I kinda think it’s not that bad (although a little weird in Wally World). However this picture brings up another issue that I would like to address. LEASHES ON YOUR CHILDREN ARE NOT OKAY!!!! If your child needs a leash in a store, you have failed as a parent… That is all.
October 27th, 2009
The guy looks like a nice older man, though he probably should have left Iggy in the car… if I’d complain about a rat dog in a purse in a grocery store…I think I’d complain about this, too. Though it is sweet. This guy is awesome!
The *WEIRD* thing is…the exceptionally long toe on Iggy’s back foot! WTF?
October 27th, 2009
It’s OK, it’s his Seeing Eye-guana!
October 27th, 2009
Poor thing isn’t even on a proper leash. I personally wouldn’t take my reptiles into any store, but hey at least it’s not another mini-dog in a purse. Nice to see a change for once.
Kudos, Mr. Iguana Man.
Oh and Newt, the iguana would have to poo on you, then you have to proceed to touching your mouth or preparing food to catch Salmonella(if it’s even carrying the disease). So keep yourself away from the iguana’s rear side, and you’ll be fine. Also, washing your hands & proper hygiene don’t hurt either.
October 27th, 2009
Newt, your posts are just not entertaining or funny…hence the abundance of *dislikes*. You just seem like an asshole. Plain and simple. Just state your point and get on with your life, don’t carry on a conversation with thin air…we get it, no animal should be allowed in a grocery store. Now shut up.
October 27th, 2009
Wow, dude, your monkey’s so old it’s got scales.
October 27th, 2009
RE WALMARTRULZ -
WAL-MART WOULD SELL “ROAD KILL” IF THEY COULD DEVELOP A CONSUMER MARKET FOR THE STUFF!!!
WHOA!!!
JESUS, I HOPE I HAVEN’T DIVULGED ANY CORPORATE SECRETS …
HEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!!
October 27th, 2009
RE J-DAWG -
THANK YOU, YOU JUST CLARIFIED MY POINT; PEOPLE SUCH AS YOU ARE IGNORANT LOSERS!!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!!!
October 27th, 2009
Poor thing isn’t even on a proper leash. I personally wouldn’t take my reptiles into any store, but hey at least it’s not another mini-rat-dog in a purse. Nice to see a change for once. Kudos, Mr. Iguana Man.
October 27th, 2009
After completing his 12 step program, Lou finally got the monkey off his back only to discover the side effects they don’t tell you about.
October 27th, 2009
Hey Newt, since you claim to be all educated and that everyone that posts here is retarded I would like to point out your stupidity. I know that we are all just “knuckle draggers” as you put it, but here it goes.
Salmonella, is not a disease retard. It is the blanket term for a whole ton of bacteria that have a certain serovar (or outside casing made of protein). Not all Salmonella is bad, most are completely harmless. Lizards can carry it, so can birds, dogs, pigs, people or even non-living things for a certain amount of time. There are diseases that can be caused by certain strains of salmonella, Salmonellosis (salmonella poisoning), or even typhoid fever is caused by a strain of salmonella. Most Salmonella, including a majority of strains that can be carried by reptiles, are harmless.
Know what you are talking about before blasting people…
October 27th, 2009
Doctor – “How long have you had that growth on your back ?”
Iguana – “You mean this growth on my stomach ?????”
October 27th, 2009
Berly
The iguana is thinking, “Why did I ever leave Florida? It’s damn cold up here!”
the iguana left florida cuz of all the ” dumps like a trunk” woman wandering around!!
October 27th, 2009
I-guana be loved by you, just you…
This is awesome!!!!
October 27th, 2009
Yay for new hampshire! I am inspired to keep my camera phone ready at all times so i too can make it on here.
October 27th, 2009
J-DAWG MUST HAVE LEFT THIS SITE, HE HAS PROBABLY GONE DOWN TO THE WALLY-WORLD STORE, TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF HIS CROSS-DRESSING, UNCLE JIM-BOB, WITH HIS HOT PINK, SUNDAY MORNIN’, GOIN’ TO TOWN, OUTFIT ON …
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW!!!
October 27th, 2009
More disturbing than the iguana, that is WILLIAM S BURROUGHS! Back from the dead for halloween!!!!!
October 27th, 2009
RE DOGWOOD -
I USED THAT TERM, AS A MEANS TO KNOW IF ANY OF YOU, CRACKERS, KNEW HOW TO USE YOUR COMPUTER SEARCH ENGINE!!FOOL, YOU FELL FOR THAT ONE – HOOK, LINE AND PECKER …
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!!!
October 27th, 2009
think about it this way…this is the equivalent of a pirate having a parrot on his shoulder.
October 27th, 2009
The Wal-creatures need other creatures for companionship. The iguana hurts my eyes less than the gray underwear woman!
October 27th, 2009
I think the Iggy is walking the old man, It is Walmart after all
October 27th, 2009
Man…Geico will do anything to get you to save %15 on your car insurance.
October 27th, 2009
This is nice. Thanks Walmart!! : Allowing salmonella-carrying animals in a store that has food?? Oh, but let’s not embarrass idiots that do this as it might not be ‘politically-correct’.
Salmonellosis
Salmonella is a bacteria that is present in the gut of about 90% of reptiles. It usually lives there happily and harmlessly, just as its cousin E. coli lives in the gut of humans. As a matter of fact, many humans harbor small amounts of salmonella as well. However, salmonella in larger amounts, especially in the young and the elderly, can be extremely dangerous, even deadly. Therefore, it is important that you practice good hygiene when there are reptiles present in your household. After handling your iguana or items from your iguana’s cage, you should always wash your hands (preferably with an anti-bacterial soap, but regular soap seems to work just as well) to prevent further spread of the bacteria. In addition, you should keep your iguana’s cage clean and bathe your iguana on a regular basis to keep its skin free of debris such as feces which spreads the bacteria. Salmonella is not comonly transmitted from iguanas to humans, but it does happen occasionally. Many adults can fight off the bacteria without treatment, as many people generally think that they have a 24-hour flu. But young children and the elderly are particularly prone to becoming sick from the bacteria, and it can be fata. Therefore, it is extremely important that you make sure guests wash their hands after handling your iguana, and that you do the same, to avoid transmittance of the bacteria.
October 27th, 2009
RE DAGWOOD -
I JUST CHECKED, YOU ARE EVEN MORE IGNORANT THAN I HAD IMAGINED …
MY MEDICAL BOOKS INDICATE THAT ‘SALMONELLA’ IS, IN FACT, LISTED AS A DISEASE!!
I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS FOR YOU:
DO YOU STILL BELIEVE THAT THIS PLANET IS FLAT??
THAT NASA DID NOT PLACE MEN ON THE MOON???
THAT YOUR BRIDE WAS A VIRGIN ON YOUR WEDDIN’ NIGHT?? HA
HEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!!
October 27th, 2009
i cant wait till my gets big enough to do the same damn thing : )
October 27th, 2009
I don’t see a diaper on that thing ( Im talking about the lizard) . So is the guy cleaning up after him or just letting it run down his shirt ?
October 27th, 2009
Salmonella is a bacteria.
Salmonellosis is the sickness(disease if you may) caused by the salmonella BACTERIA.
October 27th, 2009
RE NOBODY -
YOU MUST ENJOY TYPING MORE THAN I DO!!
YOU PROBABLY WASTED YOUR TIME; MOST OF THESE PEOPLE ON THIS WEB SITE, WOULD RATHER TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS OF POOR SOULS, MOST OF WHOM PROBABLY SUFFER FROM SOME MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES!
THE ILL-EDUCATED, IF ASKED ABOUT THEIR READING HABITS, WILL HONESTLY TELL YOU – ‘I JUST READ THE LAST FEW PAGES OF A BOOK, SO I KNOW WHAT THE STORY WAS ABOUT!!’
October 27th, 2009
Dude, have you ever seen how much and how nasty an iguana shits? This pic is great but it would be better if he had shit runnin down his back.
October 27th, 2009
Hmmm …
I DON’T THINK WE NEED TO DELVE INTO EPIDEMIOLOGY, DO WE???
IT IS QUITE A STRETCH FROM DEALING WITH IDIOTS ON THIS WEBSITE TO SCIENTIFIC DISCUSSIONS OF HEREDITARY RETARDATION!!
October 27th, 2009
I was in OfficeMax or OfficeDepot once. The guy in front of us had a monkey on his shoulder (a real one.) It had a diaper.
October 27th, 2009
Even more fun than checking out the pictures of Wal-Creatures is reading their childish comment-fighting…. *sigh* cant everyone just be nice and enjoy the site and get along?
October 27th, 2009
The Beatles considered writing about him, but changed it at the last minute to “Everybody’s got something to hide ‘xept me and my monkey”
October 27th, 2009
Looking at that Iguana’s smile, they must be mating.
October 27th, 2009
thank u Miss Priss! its the same here… but knowing our door greeters here i wouldnt be surprised… lol cuz i did once see a “seeing eye” mini horse!!!
October 27th, 2009
That’s actually pretty amazing and cool….
October 27th, 2009
dude and they yell at my wife for bringing her puppy in….
October 27th, 2009
Newt, the iguana would have to poo on you, then you have to proceed to touching your mouth or preparing food to catch Salmonella(if it’s even carrying the disease). So keep yourself away from the iguana’s rear side or don’t touch any mysterious poo, and you’ll be fine. Also, washing your hands & proper hygiene doesn’t hurt either.
Just saying.
October 27th, 2009
Hey little boy wanna touch my Iguana….go ahead touch it!
October 27th, 2009
Not too weird, my lizards go out with me quite a bit
October 27th, 2009
What exactly is the Greeter’s job if not to ask people like this to return all live animals to their car! Unless this iguana detects seizures, he’s OUT.
October 27th, 2009
The lizard is actually an extra-terrestrial scout controlling a mindless automaton. If no one notices, then their invasion plans might just work. So if you see this guy slap the iguana off his shoulder and shout, “Ah ha, you alien scumbag. Do you think you can fool us with your meat puppet? I’m on to your evil plot!”
Seriously, do it, you’ll save the Earth!
October 27th, 2009
ROTF!! Only where the state motto is “Live Free or Die”
October 27th, 2009
You know your sensitized to this kind of thing when the first thing you think is, “at least it’s on a leash.”
Still, I think an iguana is pretty awesome.
October 27th, 2009
Piggy back Iguana style!
October 27th, 2009
Is that Rudy Giuliani????
October 27th, 2009
RE LUIC -
THAT IS A GOOD ONE!!
ACTUALLY, IF THIS IGUANA HAD BEEN A, BODY ODOR, DETECTOR; WITHIN MOMENTS, WALLY-WORLD SECURITY WOULD HAVE TOSSED HIS GREEN ASS FROM THE STORE!!!
IF THEY HADN’T HE WOULD HAVE, SOON, HAD THE DAMN BUILDING CLEARED OF WAL-MART ASSOCIATES AND SHOPPERS!!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!!!
October 27th, 2009
where is the little organ to play for money, got to love the leash
October 27th, 2009
That’s not even cool. That’s a hazard. Iguanas are big time carriers of Salmonella. He’s putting children and elderly and people with compromised immune systems at risk, big time.
October 27th, 2009
It helps to keep the flies off of his face!
October 27th, 2009
They’e headed to the Pet Department so they can pimp Iggy’s outfit! The pink leash just isn’t enough!
October 27th, 2009
It would be better id =f he didnt know it was there!
October 27th, 2009
HAH! i was there. i was with someone who took the picture, maybe not this one. but. yeah i was so grossed out
October 27th, 2009
I saw this guy walking around the pumpkin festival in Keene. It isn’t just Walmart this guy takes his Iguana to.
October 27th, 2009
Ya, I must have searched it Newt. It’s not possible that I am a forensic scientist and know about such things. You may think your all hot shit and come here with insults a flying, but in the end it’s fairly easy to tell what you are. If it looks like an anus, smells like an anus, acts like an anus and everything that comes out of its hole is crap… it’s an anus.
Continue, your flatulence, it will all be rated down and blocked soon enough. A hearty “HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!!!” to you as well,
October 27th, 2009
Lizard shit on isle 3, clean up please.
October 27th, 2009
The iguana looks happier than the guy tied to him. PS Old ladies do NOT like big Ig’s dude!
October 27th, 2009
i have seen this guy before, the lizard and him are both harmless.
October 27th, 2009
Wow…looks like this Newt guy needs to get a life…been on here all day, Newt? Maybe you should get out more. Can anyone say “attention whore”?
October 27th, 2009
See alot of these guys here in South Florida, even the Miami Zoo has them visiting in all the animals cages, half the time people are looking at the iguanas rather than the African Antelope the cage was built for
The human society near me had one, he was half dead from living inside the air conditioned 68 D. building, they had him in a bird cage ! Lol. He was about 2 1/2 feet long. I brought him home but he clawed off his toenails and the tip of his nose trying to get out of his cage, he must have been a pet but been free for a long time and obviously prefered being free. So I took him to Pine Island and walked out in an isolated spot with no houses and lots off green….and let him go 
October 27th, 2009
Yeah, once I was working at Wendy’s and some lady came through the drive through with her parrot. She bought a Frosty for it.
October 27th, 2009
Re: NEWT
Well, SOMEONE had to take Jamby’s place down there at the bottom of the list!
Also, it is folly to argue with an ignorant person–impossible to win (unless you count the bemused, silent audience).
October 27th, 2009
Now, this takes letting pets inside to a whole new level. I only thought blind dogs were the only one’s allowed in public places like that.. Do you know how bad Iguana’s smell??? Hey, maybe the dudes the Geico guy. ha ha
October 27th, 2009
IGUANA MAN NEEDS TO INTRODUCE HIS FRIEND TO THE CHIHAUHAU AND THE ROOSTER SITTING ON THE BIKE! THAT WOULD BE KODAK MOMENT.
October 27th, 2009
That better be a “Seeing-Eye Iguana”
October 27th, 2009
it’s nice to see that even at his age one can still find love in Wal-Mart.
October 27th, 2009
just please dont poop on my lettuce
October 27th, 2009
I lived in the couple different beach areas of South West Florida for ten years and down there this would not be a big deal….. People would put their small or medium sized dog in a cart and shop (at Home Depot), I knew a lady that would take her cat with her while she was on errands and at the beach (it was a 3,000 dollar cat), and I have seen people in stores of all types with lizards and snakes of all types.
October 27th, 2009
Well, I have a phobia of ALL reptiles. If I see something in my Wal-mart like that, I’m going to immediately ask for the manager and complain. This is ridiculous. People should be able to shop without being afraid. There are a lot of people out there who are afraid of snakes and lizards.
October 27th, 2009
“You young punks and your rat tails. Back in my day, we called them iguana tails, and they were the REAL DEAL!”
October 27th, 2009
He must get his car insurance from Geico!
October 27th, 2009
poor guy thinks he’s in petsmart
October 27th, 2009
I was covering a break for a door greeter, when i was a cashier upfront, and the guy had a iguana on his sholder (Not this guy but some other guy at my store), and the CSMs told me they didnt have the guts to tell him to not to bring that into the store again…. Thats what management wanted us to tell him…. And so I got assigned to tell him as the door greater. I was really nice, and he told me to go f*** myself. Thanks CSMs for making me do that…
October 27th, 2009
Seriously, who would have thought that the lizard would have the better complexion?
October 28th, 2009
That’s pretty cool actually; he’s just a cute old man with his pet, I love the little leash he has for it, though could you imagine if it tried to jump off his back onto someone else? LOL
October 28th, 2009
This gives new meaning to “walking your pet lizard.”
October 28th, 2009
If you have a compromised immune system (or any serious health issue, really), you probably don’t make practice of shopping at Wal-Mart (I speak from experience here). So, never fear, John Q. Public!
Maybe ‘loose’ reptiles will encourage parents to leave screaming children (fresh from daycare and loaded with germs and ill will) at home?
I don’t blame this man for looking nervous- you never know what you’re going to find at wal-mart!!
October 28th, 2009
Ugh…so not fair. Iguanas sometimes carry salmonella and he was allowed in the store with that, but I can’t have my chihuahua in a wal-mart?
October 28th, 2009
This is awesome, shocking but awesome.
October 28th, 2009
get that god dam thing out of walmart dickhead!!! they carry salmonella
October 28th, 2009
Excuse me ,but the manager would be brought forward and explain why someone would be allowed in the store with this thing. Service animals should be the only thing on 4 legs allowed in a store of any kind. Makes me wonder if someone did complain to the manager. If not they should have.
October 28th, 2009
To the Pet Smart employee, aren’t people allowed to bring their pets in there? After all it is a pet store. I don’t think it is proper to bring anything but a service dog into any other type of store.
October 28th, 2009
This man and Wal Mart should be reported to the New Hampshire Health Dept.
October 28th, 2009
How did the door greeter and other associates allow this? Well, according to policy, if the man told someone this lizard is a “service animal,” they cannot question it, nor bar the individual from entering the store with the animal. The way the policy is written, you could do this with almost any kind of animal.
October 28th, 2009
That iguana is so cute I wanna pet it:)
October 28th, 2009
Iguana mind control – “We need more pop-tarts. . . and meal worms. Does Walmart sell meal worms? Human, head to the pet isle. There was a cute little lizzard here last week.”
October 28th, 2009
I think it’s kinda cute. ….and I’m from NH. lol.
October 28th, 2009
RE DEADWOOD – YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY THE MISBEGOTTEN PROGENY
OF MISCEGENATION; IN A PERFECT WORLD THAT SHOULD NOT BE A PROBLEM! YOUR PRINCIPAL PROBLEM IS THAT, YOU ARE CRAZIER THAN A SHIT HOUSE RAT!!
THAT YOU BELIEVE YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO CRITIZE WAL-MART SHOPPERS, THEN NOONE SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO CRITIZE YOU AND YOUR SIMPLISTIC PROPONENTS, INDICATES THAT AMONGST YOUR PLETHORA OF PROBLEMS, YOU ARE AN ARROGANT ASS WITH THE AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY OF A ROAD HOUSE COCKROACH!
October 28th, 2009
RE WAL JOCKEY -
I SUPPOSE IF THAT CLOWN TOLD THE GREETER AT THE FRONT DOOR THAT HE SUFFERED FROM, AGORAPHOBIA – POSSIBLY, THIS MIGHT BE A REASON FOR PAUSE, BEFORE DISALLOWING, THE TWO OF THEM, ENTRANCE, INTO THE ESTABLISHMENT …
SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE COMPLAINED TO THE PUBLIC HEALTH DEPARTMENT; THIS IS PROBABLY THE WORST DERELECTION OF THE MAINTENANCE OF THE PUBLIC HEALTH CODE THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN!!
October 28th, 2009
WHOA!!!
TYPOOOOOOO … CRITICIZE
MEEEEE SORREEEEEEE!
October 28th, 2009
This is pretty cool. And it has a leash…a pink one at that.
October 28th, 2009
I’ve seen this guy all over town! He takes the thing EVERYWHERE!
October 28th, 2009
RE LUIC -
THAT IS A GOOD ONE!!
ACTUALLY, IF THIS IGUANA HAD BEEN A, BODY ODOR, DETECTOR; WITHIN MOMENTS, WALLY-WORLD SECURITY WOULD HAVE TOSSED HIS GREEN ASS FROM THE STORE!!!
IF THEY HADN’T HE WOULD HAVE, SOON, HAD THE DAMN BUILDING CLEARED OF WAL-MART ASSOCIATES AND SHOPPERS!!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!!!
Ahhhh…..Just what are you trying to say here NEWT? Do you frequent this site because you lacked the social development that you obviously missed in your adolescent years.
Also you claim to be a medical student, but from the punctuation in your post I’m having a hard time believing that your time invested in scholastic studies is bringing you beneficial or marketable results in the corporate world. I look forward to your response. I’m sure your retort will be very enlightening.
October 28th, 2009
When I was at the Keene New Hampshire pumpkin festival a few weeks ago, there was a guy by the bus loading area who asked a lady if she wanted an iguana. Wonder if it is the same guy?
October 28th, 2009
At least it is on a leash
October 28th, 2009
There’s no reason why any animal, but a service animal should be allowed in a store that sells food. That’s just gross. If you feel the need to take your pet with you, then go to Petsmart!
October 28th, 2009
I don’t. Really think this qualifies. Its more cool than anything. I mean if I saw id be like whoaaa cool can I pet it?
October 28th, 2009
@Kate – I was going to say the same thing!
I work in the pharmacy. I honestly would rather see the iguana than the various germy people that I encounter every day that have never learned to cover their mouths when the cough and sneeze.
At least I have one hell of an immune system now!
October 28th, 2009
Beautiful Iguana. I was able to take my over 4 feet long Iguana (on a leash of course) into some stores but you need to ask before waltzing in with one on your back. If they sell food it is normally against policy to take them into the store.
“We need more pop-tarts. . . and meal worms. Does Walmart sell meal worms?” – What are they thinking?
Just for reference. Iguanas are not meant to eat meal worms or any kind of protein. They are herbavoires and should eat mostly greens with some veggies and fruits mixed in.
October 28th, 2009
Maybe it’s a seeing eye lizard…….maybe?
October 29th, 2009
Iguanas have…eight joints on one of their toes on their back feet, it helps them with climbing. And I don’t see anything wrong with taking the lizard with you, he’s not on the floor, he’s not touching anything, they like to be high up when they’re frightened so at most he is going to go up and sit on the guy’s head, not down to the floor. And that looks like a very healthy iguana, they’re a pain in the ass to take care of (I’ve never owned one, but my roommate did and I had to take care of it).
October 29th, 2009
Iguanas are also easily housebroken. I kept two big beautiful guys for several years (both rescues). They prefer to poo in water, so I used an old baby bathtub as a litterbox, hosing it out after each use.
Regarding salmonella, there’s a simple solution: wash your hands regularly.
October 29th, 2009
That’s actually a very beautiful male iguana. My female wasn’t nearly as docile. She just HAD to be on top of your head or nothin’ OUCH!
(and yes, they practically housebreak themselves. Mine would always go to the bottom of her cage in what we built as a hide box, well that became the poo box.)
I have to agree about taking it EVERY where you go, though. Not really necessary
October 29th, 2009
lol i’m not gonna lie i’m jealous
October 29th, 2009
Iguana’s are cool.
October 29th, 2009
How nice! He brought his “Seeing I-Guana” to Wal-Mart!
October 29th, 2009
Newt…for someone who hates the site you spend a LOT of time on it.
October 29th, 2009
You’re retarded!!! What is the big deal with this. Get a life!!!!! Or kill yourself either one will do!!!
October 29th, 2009
Oh come now you know you wanna take your iguana…you know you wanna!!!
October 30th, 2009
So let me get this straight: Seeing eye iguanas?
October 31st, 2009
He’s beautiful!!
November 1st, 2009
how is this person even allowed in public? let alone in walmart?!?!-abby
r pets even allowed in walmart???….-anna
November 1st, 2009
That is too cool!!
November 1st, 2009
Are you kidding me? This is what I’LL be doing when I get that old! That’s amazing (:
November 3rd, 2009
DUDE!!! I MET THIS GUY ONCE!!!
November 3rd, 2009
No, what’s missing and necessary is a little matching hat on the iguana!
November 9th, 2009
Omg, this is SO CUTE. I’m going to do this with my Bearded Dragons!
November 9th, 2009
Iguana’s can be service animals. It can sense when he’s about to have a seizure
November 10th, 2009
Back off the man… A lot of people, in Florida especially, walk around with iguanas for a medical reason. They are known to alert their owner if a heart attack or seizure is coming. As long as they are touching the person, they can sense it. Seeing as this man seems very old, the iguana could be used for medical reasons.
November 10th, 2009
i saw this guy there. my daughter pet the iguana. it was cool
November 12th, 2009
It’s gorgeous..:D..
November 12th, 2009
I KNOW THIS GUY!!!!!! HE WALKS AROUND DOWNTOWN BY KEENE STATE COLLEGE I HAVE A PIC WITH HIM! hah!
November 14th, 2009
im sitting here with my iguana now…and that looks like a happy iguana..and its lucky when i took my iguana into walmart they made us leave
November 17th, 2009
If mine wasn’t too big I would bring my Iguana into stores.
Just bring some hand wipes. It’s not a big deal! If you don’t like it, Walmart is a big store, go to a different department for a minute.
November 29th, 2009
I love how he’s on a leash. iguanas are cool and all, but don’t really belong at walmart.
December 1st, 2009
Notice how out of all the states on here, at least NH isnt one with naked backsides and freaky he/she beings?? Oh no a crazy old guy bringin his pet into a store..its not like he didnt put his pants on!! The other pics on here from NH, is a monte carlo limo and a hearse with “god Bodies on it” The states where people are running around in their underwear and bikini tops..and obscene t-shirts that our children can read? Whats more likely a child WALKING by and getting sick from this animal or a child seeing the I fuck corpses t shirt?? Yeah nuff said!
December 2nd, 2009
I saw this same guy a the pumpkin fest in keene, he had the iguana in his sweater, seriously creepy!
December 7th, 2010
That is a gorgeous and well-cared-for iguana – beautiful coloring.
March 8th, 2011
I know this guy. Asshole walks around town like that. I think its hereditary because his son does the same thing but with a parrot.
March 8th, 2011
This is in Keene, NH! I see this guy walking around with this all the time, he’s a very nice man.
April 24th, 2012
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