October 27th, 2009
Big Momma’s House 3: Trapped In Walmart
I can’t believe Martin Lawrence is still doing that Big Momma at the beach bit.
Cancun
Big Momma's House 3: Trapped In Walmart,
I can’t believe Martin Lawrence is still doing that Big Momma at the beach bit.
Cancun
Big Momma's House 3: Trapped In Walmart,
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What makes it worse is that she has no shirt!
October 27th, 2009
first!
October 27th, 2009
I honestly thought they stopped making bikinis after a certain size…if they haven’t, they really should after seeing this picture!
October 27th, 2009
They have walmarts in Mexico. Wow I had no idea
October 27th, 2009
That bed sheet she’s using to hide her bikini bottoms isn’t doing much of a job.
October 27th, 2009
WOW – double back boobs – how the hell did that happen???
October 27th, 2009
CALL SECURITY!! I think this woman is trying to steal some hams hidden under her arms.
October 27th, 2009
Haha She has 2 sets of back boobs
October 27th, 2009
There’s a walmart in Cancun?
October 27th, 2009
holy shit she seems like a fat hula dancer
October 27th, 2009
It takes all kinds to make the world go round. Imagine what society would be like, if we were all the same! I say, if she’s proud, then flaunt away!
October 27th, 2009
look not even the curtain could cover that up, oh that is a pillow case.
October 27th, 2009
” If you want my body…and you think I’m sexy……..” Gag…gag….urrrrrrpppppp!!!
October 27th, 2009
Bo Derek on massive steroids.
October 27th, 2009
i see paris i see france, i see your . . . BACK TITTIES!
October 27th, 2009
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS ? I am blind now !!
October 27th, 2009
I think the Corn rows is also just as disturbing if not more…
October 27th, 2009
I wonder what’s worse; Having nothing better to say than first, or claiming it, and not being first.
October 27th, 2009
Put on bathingsuit go to walmart. Thats what I always do. Big people of the world please remember side boobs and cottage cheese it not attractive.
October 27th, 2009
I’m not going to make fun of this person because she’s overweight.
I’m going to make fun of her because she wore her bathing suit to the Walmart.
I will give her some credit, though: She at least covered her ass with a swimsuit cover-up.
What she should have done was to also, throw on a shirt.
WTF!?
Time and place, lady. Time and freakin’ place, OK???
October 27th, 2009
Looking at this poor creatures outfit, I think she’s there to get her money back – that cover up she’s got on isn’t covering ANYTHING.
October 27th, 2009
Thank GOD there isn’t a frontal shot… That is repulsive. I am not a small gal by any means (not THAT large, either!), and I would not be caught dead in public in a bikini. *I* don’t even want to see that!
October 27th, 2009
No Mas !!! NO MAS !!!!
October 27th, 2009
I don’t think pink is her color…
October 27th, 2009
i love i am cracking up but i wanna puck at the same time
October 27th, 2009
Seriously why bother with the “cover up” when your bikini bottom covers more
October 27th, 2009
OK. Here’s some news:
Yes, they DO make swimsuite (1 and 2 piece) in Big Girl sizes.
Big Girls have every right to be comfy at the beach/by the pool, just like the not-so overweight.
Get over it.
It’s one thing to be at the beach, where pretty much EVERYONE is in some state of undress or another.
But at the Walmart?
I don’t care if that Walmart is 10 steps off the sand in Cancun:
Cover Up When You Go Into A Public Space.
Damn.
October 27th, 2009
Brittany Spears has again fallen off the wagon.
October 27th, 2009
La ballena es rosados !!!!!
October 27th, 2009
I wonder if she considered that was enough coming from the nude beach in Cancun… oh what a horrid thought to see her on a nude beach….
October 27th, 2009
Freeeee Willly!!!!
October 27th, 2009
Teenameena:
I am overweight and there is NO WAY I agree with you. Certain ppl should NOT wear a two piece!! It should actually be illegal to make any clothing for big ppl that reveals your stomach! If your husband likes it, fine show him at home, not the whole freaking world at Wal-Mart or the beach! It isn’t attractive to most ppl. I am comfortable butt ass naked, but I wouldn’t let anyone else see me that way!!!
October 27th, 2009
That’s really just too much to expect of Lycra.
October 27th, 2009
Should not have passed THE Walmart greeter
October 27th, 2009
Has anyone seen Bo Derek lately? Just sayin’…
October 27th, 2009
Attention walmart shoppers, there are 3 small mexican children missing, last seen under a pink washcloth. I found, please smuggle them SCUBA gear!!
October 27th, 2009
At least they didn’t take the picture from the front.
October 27th, 2009
Is that a skirt, or did her waist eat a Snuggie?
October 27th, 2009
The chick in the foreground in tight jeans seems to have a nice visible panty line!
October 27th, 2009
The brunette next to her makes fatty look like a different species . Hard to believe they are even the same gender.
October 27th, 2009
“Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ms. Toro…She has single handidly saved hundreds from certain death in the running of the bull!”
October 27th, 2009
POW’s GONE GLOBAL!
October 27th, 2009
I’m seriously reconsidering my trip to cancun for Christmas…..ack!
October 27th, 2009
I don;t know what’s worse, Senorita Gordita or the fact that there’s a Walmart in Cancun !!!
October 27th, 2009
Yikes! I myself am “extra large” but no way on God’s green earth would i go out in public, beach or otherwise dressed in a 2 piece (i refrain from using the word bikini because to me that means its made for a small sized person)
October 27th, 2009
This is why I am glad that I live in frozen Canada where for at least half the year clothing is more than optional.
October 27th, 2009
Viva El Walmarto! POW is officially in the ‘Global Village’
October 27th, 2009
I’m not skinny and I’d not wear a bathing suit in public by any means. This one looks stretched out….and that cover-up on the bottom disporportionately small.
Something that covers apples should not be used to cover pumpkins.
October 27th, 2009
Ick.
That being said: if she were a size 8, this pic wouldn’t be here. Simple. I will fail to believe anyone who is dissin’ her because she is “uncovered”.
October 27th, 2009
If she was a HOT big girl dressed like that, then I’d say “I’d hit it” but she’s NOT a hot big girl. Anorei (rhymes with amore, the italian word for love) Collins could SO wear a bikini anywhere and look good in it, but NOT this girl. And the top’s band is too thin to be worn by any woman who has anything to put in a bra in the first place. What’s she, a B-cup? And “corn rows” in her hair? Not attractive!
October 27th, 2009
WHAT MAKES IT WORSE IS THERES A MINI HER IN THE BACKGROUND!
October 27th, 2009
whatever happened to no shirt no service?
October 27th, 2009
You know, I used to love pink.. But after this website, I think im going to a different color. Damn you woman with your fat ass squished into something PINK!!
October 27th, 2009
That turns me on!
October 27th, 2009
Brittney?
October 27th, 2009
More of that Walmart “class!”
October 27th, 2009
Is that a pink mud flap?
October 27th, 2009
Someone call Ringling Brothers and let them know their big top is on the bottom of a whale in Cancun.
October 27th, 2009
I know this is going to get a low rating do to the obscure refrence. Instead of getting Bo Dereks “10″…I think she over shot and got “24″.
October 27th, 2009
People really just have no shame anymore, but I’m ashamed for them.
October 27th, 2009
Have been to Cancun, this is 1/2 as bad as what I have seen. Saw a whole boat of people turning and commenting on the lady much larger than her on the beach. Foreign countries flaunt the stuff.
October 27th, 2009
at least the woman in jeans is hot
October 27th, 2009
at least the woman in jeans is hot
October 27th, 2009
What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico??
October 27th, 2009
Wow. I can’t stand it when people walk around in swimsuits at non-swimming theme parks (think Sea World – sorry ya’ll they will not let tourists from Akron swim with Shamu just because ya’ll came prepared). Wal Mart though? I wear a size two and I would not hit the Mart in my swimsuit because as one can plainly see there is not a pool or any natural body of water (no the mystery puddles on the bathroom floor do not count) in which to swim. That and I try to keep a barrier between my bare skin and Walmart.
October 27th, 2009
her back looks like melting candle fat
October 27th, 2009
Bo Derek gone bad.
October 27th, 2009
Why – Oh – Why are they always in PINK?
October 27th, 2009
Hell, at least she’s in Cancun and not somewhere like freakin’ Nebraska!
October 27th, 2009
I’ve been to the Walmart in Cancun. It was very strange, I have a vivid memory of how bad the bathrooms smelled! The locals don’t flush the TP down the toilets there, they had waste baskets in each stall with used TP in them. It smelled BAD! I couldn’t get out of that BR fast enough!
October 27th, 2009
At first sight I thought “thats a big woman” but after I saw her but was covered I thought “Thats okay to wear in public” WTF are people thinking????
October 27th, 2009
Alright, sooooooooooooo just because you are on vacation DOES NOT mean you can wear someone else’s clothes to WalMart! You should have told your cute size 10 friend that REALLY there was NO WAY her bikini was going to fit even with the slit up the side mini skirt cover up! And FYI hot pink is NOT a slimming color no matter how many times you try!
October 27th, 2009
Her other bathing suit is a thong.
October 27th, 2009
Santa Maria! (giving myself the sign of the cross)
October 27th, 2009
Gringa (Not-so-nice Spanish word for American lady): The entire city of Cancun is not your personal beach. If you really, really must, please confine your bikini and braids to the socially appropriate designated area.
*This was a public service announce on behalf of all appalled Mexicans in Cancun and embarrassed Americans back home.
October 27th, 2009
That dork in the white polo is obviously the Norbit to her Rasputia.
October 27th, 2009
I, myself, am NOT extra large, so I find this Wal-creature REPULSIVE!!!
October 27th, 2009
I love how she’s attempting to wear a swimsuit cover-up that doesn’t even cover up the swimsuit itself!
October 27th, 2009
Oh for the love of Zeus ! Is this real ?? Is it April 1st ? What the hell is going on ??
October 27th, 2009
i’m pretty sure carmen sandiego is hidden under one of those folds.
October 27th, 2009
Must be an emergency stop for Cheetos and cheese dip.
October 27th, 2009
The dark-haired babe in the white shirt and tight jeans is super hot, espcecially by comparison!
October 27th, 2009
What is it about hot pink that attracts the fat folks. Wear a shirt for the love of god!!
October 27th, 2009
Attention Walmart shoppers! SHAMU the whale will be appearing for a brief time only on aisle 5.
October 27th, 2009
I’m a size 4 and wouldn’t go even to Wally’s in a bikini*** I don’t even wear shorts in public.. prude..?yes. and proud of it
October 27th, 2009
Nice ass on the brunette .
October 27th, 2009
That cover up skirt doesnt exactly cover IT up!
October 27th, 2009
“No, no more complimentary margueritas………i’m starting to see pink elephants…….”
October 27th, 2009
She’s got so much back fat, that her back probably looks like her front.
October 27th, 2009
There’s a Walmart in Cancun, Mexico?!?!?!
Are you kidding me?!?!
October 27th, 2009
I do like the ass on the chick in the blue jeans!!
October 27th, 2009
Her towel looks like what NFL centers wear on wet days for the quaterback to wipe his hands on before he takes the snap…..but something tells me most men would call a shotgun formation rather than put their hands under that
October 27th, 2009
Looks like Bo Derek has really let herself go.
October 27th, 2009
why is everyone so surprised that Wal-Mart is international? There is Wal-Mart in Australia too, its called Big W.
October 27th, 2009
Luke Wilson put on the weight, therefore he needs a man-zier now.
October 27th, 2009
And I agree, the woman in the white blazer and jeans is Muy Muy Muy Muy Caliente !!!!!!
October 27th, 2009
There’d have to be a tsunami alert if she did a belly flop into the hotel swimming pool.
October 27th, 2009
Oh man! I almost slipped in my own vomit!
October 27th, 2009
It’s like a bad Halloween version of Bo Derek in ’10′.
More like ’30′ or ’40′ really….
October 27th, 2009
And who says “beached whales” are only at the beach. Big mama’s gonna be bed ridden soon. I bet if they did a cholesterol test on her they’d find bacon. Hey big mamma: the zoo called……….you’re due back at 6.
October 27th, 2009
Fashion tip: When your back boobs overlap your muffin top, it’s time to ditch the little sarong for something that REALLY covers you up.
October 27th, 2009
how do you say baby got back in ebonics
?
http://www.randomblog.org
October 27th, 2009
I don’t think that cover up is covering up NEAR enough….
October 28th, 2009
“HOney—-we gotta go to Wallllmart— do you think this bath towel will cover my butt enough to get into the place without raising eyebrows?!!”
Honey was afraid to answer honestly. The picture is proof.
oh….and there are Walmarts in China too… where very few American goods are sold.
October 28th, 2009
Forget the picture, I’m more concerned that there’s a Wal-Mart in Mexico. What the fuck did Mexico ever do to us to deserve THAT????
October 28th, 2009
Some where there is a man who is so desperate that he constantly tell this woman how hot she is. So now we all must suffer because hottie girl has to show all of us how hot she thinks she is.
October 28th, 2009
lmao thats nasty who the hell is she trying to impress -pukes-
October 28th, 2009
someone needs to go on that show, “What Not To Wear”.
October 28th, 2009
Jamby hit dat…….there’s a website – $2.95 sign-up…..
October 28th, 2009
Someone should tell her that her 10 year old daughters swimsuit prolly isn’t going to fit her. Wonder how long it took her to struggle into it? This picture is a great example of decent & indecent. The woman on the left is dressed, covered, & probably takes a lot of pride in herself – obviously. The other one probably couldn’t get to the snack isle fast enough & didn’t even bother with clothes.
October 28th, 2009
hey give her a break, shes on vacation! like you people look so good…
October 28th, 2009
shes bringing sexy back..yea those walmart workers dont know how to act.
October 28th, 2009
So is this Wal Mart right on the beach?
October 28th, 2009
Oh God ,here we go again with Hump Butt Whales.
October 28th, 2009
Forget the whale in the bathing suit…. who is the honey in the white blouse. Hello cutie.
October 28th, 2009
At least the little girl in the bikini had the decency to cover her ass.
October 28th, 2009
Double back boobs and triple side boobs… OMG, WTF was she thinking when she put that one….. gaggg…… gaggggg!!!!
October 28th, 2009
ew, look at those rolls.. nasty…
look @ wouldlikeafrywiththat.com
October 28th, 2009
There should be a law against making bikinis and thongs certain sizes like bigger than size 16?
There are some irresponsible clothing manufacturers in this world. There is no way anyone that size would look good in that bikini.
October 28th, 2009
Sam Walton would be oh so proud of his evil empire if he was still alive.
October 28th, 2009
@ John
Mentioning Anorei in the same sentence with this fat pig is just not right. It would be like mentioning me in the same sentence with my former best friend.
October 28th, 2009
ecco6t9,
The Walmart in Cancun isn’t on the hotel strip, it’s in town and
mostly only locals go there. I went there a few years ago
and it was wild, it’s a super Walmart like any in the US but all
the price & rollback signs were in pesos.
October 28th, 2009
Looks like Anna Nicole Smith didn’t really die after all.
October 28th, 2009
God I hope she’s a German tourist and not an American one.
October 28th, 2009
For the love of God I hope she’s buying Slim Fast, lettuce and Tae Bo videos.
October 28th, 2009
yeah!! finally…some POW worthy pictures!
October 28th, 2009
This pic should be at every candy / bakery isle as a way to deter people away from junk food. Also should be at the liquor / beer isle to remind you when you’re sober that you won’t look good in a bikini later unless your waist is at least a 30 for women and 35 for men.
October 28th, 2009
And the point to her wearing the sarong (or I guess in this case it would be called a SOwrong) was what????
October 28th, 2009
DECISIONS….DECISIONS…WHICH ONE OF THESE BEAUTIES SHALL I CHOSE…HMMM…OKAY,CODY,YOU CAN HAVE BIG VICK!!!!!
October 28th, 2009
Does she really think she looks like Bo Derick from the movie “0″? Decorated corn rows, bleached blond hair and a bikini just doesn’t cut it.
And of course Please no frontal nudity, she’s no Bo.. And of course PINK
October 28th, 2009
Big girls are even more beautiful than the bags of bones girls…I think she is very attractive and much better looking in her bikini than the bonies…Hate bones! Ugh! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
October 28th, 2009
since when does Walmart have places to swim inside their store? seriously, when will those retarded greeters start showing some balls and tell people “hey, put some fucking normal clothes on!”
October 28th, 2009
Can someone please take her back to the beach and throw her in the ocean so she can return to the other whales?
October 28th, 2009
I didn’t know the Michelin man is now a woman.
October 28th, 2009
That mudflap she put on her ass is way too small…
October 28th, 2009
Spectacular outfit- wouldn’t you like to see her give it all a shake like a bowl of jello
October 28th, 2009
I think Big Girls are more popular in Mexico.
October 28th, 2009
Somewhere in the Antarctic there is an Eskimo looking at a hole in the ice just waiting for her to surface so he can Harpoon it.
October 28th, 2009
As a bigger girl myself, I don’t get what’s going through these people’s mind. Do they really stand in front of the mirror and think they look good? How can this even be possible?
October 28th, 2009
Damn!! I’m a size 5/6, and even I wouldn’t put a bikini on! WTF was she thinking?? Where do these big girls get the guts to do this??????
October 28th, 2009
The Ladies of Walmart Calander Miss May. it wold be to cold to go out in a Bikini for most people in this early spring month but not for Jewls with her modest matching pink cover up, and look at her styling in her Bo Derick braids.
October 28th, 2009
When Bertha was a little girl, her dad asked her to stand on one corner of a tarp while he pulled the rest of it over a pile of firewood. A sudden gust of wind came up, and the tarp blew away, flinging Bertha off of it like a piece of cordwood, which her dad SHOULD have used. She was so embarassed at letting her dad down, that she vowed it would never happen again and so she ate everything she could get her hands on, and still does. Now she can stand on a corner of a circus tent and gale force winds won’t budge it.
Once you understand the psychology and childhood traumas of Walcreatures, everything falls into place.
October 28th, 2009
I will not make fun of this lady because she is over weight but damned woman! Put some clothes on, your shopping, not relaxing on the beach!
October 28th, 2009
Is there not a rule about dress code when walking into walmart. I hought it was ” NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO SERVICE!!!”
October 28th, 2009
Damn, she has cleavage everywhere!!!
October 28th, 2009
Two-piece bathing suits shouldn’t even be made in that size.
October 28th, 2009
i’d hit it, again, and again.
October 28th, 2009
Cancun has a Walmart?!?
October 28th, 2009
Bo Derek has seen better days……………..
October 28th, 2009
so Wal-Mart doesn’t have a ‘no shirt, no pants, no service’ policy? good to know… guess it’s the same for ‘no taste, no class, no style’….
October 28th, 2009
I think there is nothing wrong with this picture. I mean sure dreads are out. but if she is ok with her body more power to her. Nothing wrong with a big girl. And this oicture would be ok if she was a size 2. People are jerks.
October 28th, 2009
really…
October 28th, 2009
“How Stella Got Her Fat Back”
October 28th, 2009
It’s the “Bo Derek” hairstyle that really MAKES the fashion statement here…
October 28th, 2009
I’ve only recently been turned on to this site. And I find the images generally so disgusting that I lose my appetite. It’s really helping me lose weight. So thanks peeps of walmart! But, like sites that warn you images are not safe for work (NSFW) maybe there could be a separate section for “not safe while eating (NSWE)”??
October 28th, 2009
That lil drap isn’t hiding much of her a$$
October 28th, 2009
Is it wrong that I think the chick next to our lady of fat has a nice ass?
October 28th, 2009
I LOVE HER BUTT!!!!
October 28th, 2009
that’s a lot of fat man…
October 28th, 2009
What I want to know is how exactly she plans on ‘fitting’ into that shirt that’s stretched as far as it can around her waist. It doesn’t look big enough to hold one back boob, let alone all 4 boobs, and the rolls.
October 28th, 2009
Sorry for my last comment but I’m not that old
October 28th, 2009
That pink towel/wrap/cover looking thing…you KNOW if it could talk it would be saying…”f**k it…I give up…whatever…”
October 28th, 2009
Please oh please…lord…dont let that be a man…
October 28th, 2009
Whole lotta woman and not a whole lotta cover-up! Why don’t they stop selling those mirrors that lie to people?
October 28th, 2009
I’d hit that for a dollar!!!! Hey big man, let me hold a dollar!!!
October 28th, 2009
OK When you have not 1 but 2 SETS of back boobs you are WAY to big for a bikini!
And for heaven sake at least get one that is your size! this one looks painful with the way it is digging into her back and hips. Ouch! Its gonna leave permanent dents to go with the rolls.
At least please consider a tankini!
October 28th, 2009
FAT WOMEN READ THIS-if you got a gut, cauliflower ass & thighs, back tits or a combination of the above don’t wear a bikini!
October 28th, 2009
Now, I’m not the skinniest girl in the world, but there is a certain point where you do not need to wear a two piece or a swim suit at all.
Or, at least, leave it at the beach.
October 29th, 2009
Is that even legal???
October 29th, 2009
Yeah…and the little pink swimsuit ‘cover up’ really makes a difference….*shakes head*
October 29th, 2009
Man has Bo Derek ever let herself go or what? LOL
October 29th, 2009
Thank you for not posting a front view – this one’s bad enough!
October 30th, 2009
Wait wat? You mean to tell me there’s a Wal mart……in CANCUN???????
October 30th, 2009
Why in the HELL were you at Wal-Mart while you were in Cancun??
October 30th, 2009
I don’t care what I look like -I am never going to see these people again. She must not know about this website.
November 1st, 2009
Jumbo sizes in bikini’s should be banned.
November 1st, 2009
It looks like she is at the service counter, and there just ain’t that much service available
November 2nd, 2009
can you imagine what this looks like in motion?,,,,from any angle
November 2nd, 2009
That “cover-up” isn’t workin’ out, sweetheart. lmao
November 3rd, 2009
Just cause you’re in a tropicl locale doesn’t mean the rules of “what to wear in public” have changed. Vacation does not mean anything goes clothes wise! lol
November 4th, 2009
I don’t care if you are fat, bald, democrat, republican, skinny, bitch, religious, gay, straight or whatever.
But, please, respect *me*. At least, put on a shirt.
No matter how hot it is; this isn’t sanitary.
November 5th, 2009
OMG RASPUTIA @ WALMART
November 5th, 2009
im trying to look at the woman standing behind her and not at the behemouth
November 5th, 2009
here is a funny joke I saw about big momma’s house 3, http://ponderingstuff.com/2010/10/03/business-sunk-costs-and-big-mamma%e2%80%99s-house-3/
October 3rd, 2010
Gross!!! bikinis should only be made up to a certain size. I am a big woman myself and have the common sense not to where one, and care about what i wear in public.
November 18th, 2010
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