When she told me she wanted me to flop my big lizard on her chest I did.
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Yea Yea Yea and If I laid my snake on her shoulder she whine like a little bitch
March 20th, 2013
“Guess how I got this hickey.”
It’s quite all right mate, I’m just trying to save a bit of money on car insurance.
If only it would of pooped down the front of her shirt – then it would be a case of reptile dysfunction.
That’s a bearded dragon. They love to climb, you often see them on fence posts in the wild. They are perfectly content to chill on your shoulder. But I do not approve of bringing them to Wal-mart
Is that Chyna?
I’d tap that.
…but the lizard has to sleep in the kitchen.
March 21st, 2013
I WAS REJECTED BY LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND
flibbidy flibbidy flibbidy flop lynn s of staten island is a slob
FOOTSY FOOTSY FOOTSY
Salmonella all over everything in that Wally World.
She probably picked him outside, after all the creepy lizard like guys hang around Wal Mart.
A true lounge lizard…
I used to blame stores for letting strange animals in, but apparently, it’s against the law in my state for a store to actually bar you from entering with a strange animal.
March 25th, 2013