March 20th, 2013
Only Dogs Go For Bones
Why is it this van makes me reminisce to my SAT test days? Spring break is to Girls Gone Wild as Walmart is to Chubby Chasers.
Texas
Only Dogs Go For Bones,
Why is it this van makes me reminisce to my SAT test days? Spring break is to Girls Gone Wild as Walmart is to Chubby Chasers.
Texas
Only Dogs Go For Bones,
40 Comments, Comment or Ping
Wow. That must be the creepy adult equivalent of the “free candy van.”
March 20th, 2013
I agree 100% with the sentiment.
REAL women have curves, and lots of them.
March 20th, 2013
Now there is a man on a mission! Good for him in letting the world know his preference. Watertender loves the larger ladies too. If they are under 200lbs they have to go home & grow up. If she is 300lbs even better!!
March 20th, 2013
He certainly will have his pick! It’s not like there’s a shortage!
March 20th, 2013
I thought men were dogs so it makes sense they want bones
March 20th, 2013
He is in the right place!
March 20th, 2013
NO.
FAT.
CHICKS…
EVER.
March 20th, 2013
Don’t know if the mini van is the right vehicle if he’s picking anyone up
March 20th, 2013
Nice ride, Watertender!
Uh, that is yours, isn’t it??
March 20th, 2013
The deals are even
BIGGER at Sam’s Club
WTF ?
March 20th, 2013
You go ahead and keep those sweaty pigs for yourselves. I’ll gladly take all the skinny bones.
March 20th, 2013
And he’s inside the store, chasing them around the snack section.
March 20th, 2013
HMM why didnt I think of this before…..big beautiful wheels
March 20th, 2013
Having a fetish like this does NOT impress me. In fact, I wonder if this man really cares about the health problems fat women have when they are infertile or problems they get when pregnant? In an emergency, is he gonna carry her out of it? Could he get her out of a standard car window, or any window? Would she be able to run fast enough to keep up? What if their child needed her to be in shape enough to save the kid’s life? Not that a thinner woman would necessarily be able to run or carry a heavier load. But she wouldn’t BE the heavier load no one could carry either.
I wouldn’t make fun of someone’s size, nor am I one to judge in that way that’s cruel.
But there is nothing good in being obese, nor for a man to encourage it as if it’s a healthy lifestyle to pursue. Fat women, don’t live long.
March 20th, 2013
Tell ya what… I’ll let you cut in line ahead of me. I can’t imagine the line being that long though.
March 20th, 2013
@ Verbatim, No that’s not my ride but I would stand close to it to see the action!
March 20th, 2013
I have to wonder whether this guy is for real, or if he lost a bet. Oh…and there is a big difference between curves and rolls. Curvy and healthy? Yes. The Michelin Man’s daughter? Not so much.
March 20th, 2013
obvious that he know about fat chick and the issues with pregnancy that is why he want to bang them not marry them. sam’s club is where you go for things in bulk sizes
March 20th, 2013
Probably wouldn’t actually work very well because there are very few women who would admit they fit in that category.
March 20th, 2013
Wow, That dude is desperate.
March 20th, 2013
I agree 100 %. I love my ladies with meat. No i don’t drive a mini van. I can haul all the ass I want. F350 4 dr 4×4 long bed with a 7.3 POWERSTROKE!
March 21st, 2013
Wow RD! Lighten up. This is the “pick on Walcreatures” page not the “sermon of the week page”.
March 21st, 2013
To each his own, personally I run marathons and a good vacation for me involves some overnight hikes far from where the nearest road is located. Both my wife and I can hike in more than ten miles in a day carrying 50 pound packs. But that is my preference. I don’t see the need for a crass bumper sticker saying “No Fat Chicks”, and by the same token it is equally offensive to say the only woman worth chasing are those carrying extra weight on their frames. Seriously I would hope you would judge a person by their personality and not by what the scale says.
March 21st, 2013
Jethro I think coming here to give sermons is their entertainment for the week. We have something for everyone, especially disapprovers!
March 21st, 2013
I am surprised this van is not parked in a handicap spot.
March 21st, 2013
his wife made him put that on his car when he came back from a deployment in shape
March 21st, 2013
I’m betting this Chubby Chaser is a business, probably a single or group of plus-sized strippers… not a guy who wants the world to know his personal tastes.
March 21st, 2013
Uh-huh. I just don’t know that many women who are turned on by the idea that all a man wants them for is their looks. Sure, it’s great that different guys want women of different sizes…but it’s more of a compliment if a guy can say you’re beautiful for more than a number on the scale.
March 21st, 2013
With the message to women going for a “zero figure” with the word “sweetie,” I would wager that this is driven by a woman. In the same vein as Adam, probably a plus-size stripper/group. She’s probably there to stock up on snack cakes and diet soda.
March 21st, 2013
Chubby Chaser sounds so icky. Let’s start calling those guys Curvy Cruisers. Curvacious Cavorters?
March 21st, 2013
“Chubby Chaser” is so passe’. Why not Curvy Collector? Curvacious Cavorter? Fluffy Fan?
March 21st, 2013
When you wish upon a star,
Makes no difference who you are.
Any dreams that are in your heart,
Will surely die when you enter Wal-mart.
March 21st, 2013
Just a heads up for you fat fetishists. It is not “meat”, it is fat, greasy lard. Heart disease, diabetes, knee and hip problems are just a few years away for all of these hippos.
March 21st, 2013
Even as a “full figured” woman myself, still, I have standards.
March 22nd, 2013
Bigger girls suck it like its the last one they will ever see.
March 23rd, 2013
LOVEEMLARGE
Thank you from the countries that want to kill us.
Your “American” use of foreign oil is anything BUT Patriotic. You ARE A SHEEP.
March 23rd, 2013
His wife is nice and plump. His kids, however, are rail-thin and wiry from all the walking and bike riding they do to avoid being seen in THAT.
March 23rd, 2013
P. G Wodehouse had the right idea when he wrote in one of the Lord Emsworth novels about “women with more curves than a scenic railway!”
March 27th, 2013
Chubby chaser got taken over by the gays in the late 90s. Language is constantly evolving.
April 9th, 2013
I just want the wet crack I’m spending all my energy on is actually the right spot NOT a sweaty pit or roll. Sorry guys nothing sexy in the plus sizes. I had a wife that went from a curvaceous 140 to over 350 lbs and it was anything but sexy. Don’t get me wrong I went with her but at 305 I couldn’t breathe and thought i was gonna die after sex so now shes gone and I’m feeling much better at 220 and still trying to lose more. She’s siting in a bar now taking up two stools so…waterfront??? need a number?
May 16th, 2013
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