YOU SHALL NOT PASS…by that soda fountain without taking advantage of those free refills.
21 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Funny, Walmart Fashion, West Virginia
Epic Cloak of Vagina Repelling!
+10 to Invisibility to Women
March 27th, 2013
That caption made me bust out loud.
Yeah, especially if you’re a shoplifter…
I WAS REJECTED BY LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND
ALL HE NEEDS IS LYNN S AND FILTHY MUTT AND ITS A FAMILY BUT BEDBUGGY LYNN S WITH THE RINGWORM IN HER SCALP AND THE OBESE BODY WOULD REJECT HIM BECAUSE HE ISN’T PERFECT AND LYNN S HATES MEN.
LYNN S OH STATEN ISLAND IS ON THE 92ND DAY OF HER STRIKE AGAINST DEED DODE DER RENT STINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKY
HOW OLD AM I? I’M 62. HOW OLD IS FAT PIG LYNN WITH HER BEDBUGS, HER FILTHY MUTT, HER STENCH? SHE’S 60. ME? I KNOW TO TAKE ANYTHING BECAUSE I WANT A WIFE. LYNN S? SHE’S STILL WAITING FOR THE GQ MODEL TO FIND HER AND FALL IN LOVE WITH HER……………………….BECAUSE LYNN S IS A DELUDED MORON.
Robin Hood robbin’ the soda fountain.
Is that the troll you’re not supposed to feed??
That is NOT a cape, it is a cloak. And don ‘t knock the cloaks, they can be pretty comfy and warm.
The wizard of the refills
Nice beard. Sweet cloak. Not at all situationally appropriate, but still leagues better than most Walcreatures.
john the dumbe plumber
not even walmart people at subway
It’s “Comic book guy” from the Simpsons!
March 28th, 2013
and he colour co-ordinated with his t-shirt !!
Big ups for the Guy Clark reference!
Now THAT’S a hoodie!
March 29th, 2013
@ John the Dumbe Plumber in WV we have subways and mcdonalds in our walmart smh lmao something we can def do without for reason such as these lol
April 2nd, 2013
To many people!! HOME I MUST GET..
April 6th, 2013
I can’t believe there’s another person in my home state who wears capes. Although, that IS a cloak, I’m still perturbed.
April 11th, 2013
Probably a member of the Society for Creative Anachronism (SCA), a not-for-profit medieval reenactment organization over forty years old. Cloaks are warm, shed rain, and were “in fashion” for thousands of years.
May 2nd, 2013
He’s just thinking ahead of the curve. It’s only a matter of time before cloaks come back into style.
July 12th, 2013