They may not be on a chalkboard, but these fingernails are terrible all by themselves.
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Slop Jar Magoo
How the hell does she wipe her FAT ASS?
April 1st, 2013
Throw that thing to the floor and get the chain saw…..
Seriously? What a weird obsession. Gross and useless.
I can NOT imagine all the germs on those things…so gross!!
How does she pick her nose?????
Man, that’s just sad. How low do you have to get until that is the only way to get some attention?
Just tell me how she eats and how she could ever get dressed by herself. No way would I take care of that.
there is nothing health or attractive about nails growing so long you cannot function in life with anything.
I love her long fingernails! The longer, the better!
She makes Edward Scissorhands looks normal.
40 years ago that would have been enough to put her in an asylum. Republicans – do your job!!!
I have read comments from people that grow their nails like that, and they always say they have no trouble doing anything anyone else can do.
I call “BS!”
How the hell can she wipe her fat ass with them things, or dress herself, or even pick her snot box ….. them puppies are a joke …..
No typing, housework, or HYGIENE!! Ick ick ick
That thing is so stupid she doesn’t even realize her disgusting cry for attention just guarantees she will remain a lonely ,useless hag.
I hope that all the attention makes up for being utterly useless.
Q. Why does she squint so much?
A. You’d squint too if you almost poked your eye out everytime you tried to pick your nose.
Q. Why did her nose bleed?
A. She was too picky.
Q. Why did her butt bleed?
Well, she has a great future as a professional back scratcher.
April 2nd, 2013
Foul, absolutely foul.
I knew Wolverine had a mother , but by the looks of her I guess he disowned her!
I hope she has money, because I know she isn’t cleaning her house with those filthy claws. She has to be paying a housekeeper. I don’t know how she could attend to any kind of personal hygiene needs either. I wish people could understand how disgusting they are. Her nails aren’t even a normal color, and I’m guessing it’s because they’re nasty!
She goes through 10 bottles of nail polish a week.
Somebody on the tv show My Strange Addiction had 24 inch nails & spent $800 a WEEK on manicures – that took EIGHT hours each time!! Seems like nails that long would be a majpr hinderance! How would you drive a car? How would you attempt hygene? Send text messages? & Seems like they would be major bacteria carriers! Yikes!
April 3rd, 2013
Q, how did all of nails on her right hand finally get broken?
A. someone kicked her in the butt
How did all of nails on her right hand finally get broken?
Someone kicked her in the butt.
How did all of nails on her left hand finally get broken?
Someone punched her in the nose.
She probably needs help getting her FOOD STAMPS out of her wallet to pay for her pop and candy…
April 8th, 2013
That’s just wrong (shudders).
April 21st, 2013
WTF…my nails break off when they reach half a centimeter, how the hell are hers not breaking? I wonder how she wipes her butt too! Maybe she doesn’t, she shakes off the nuggets and air drys her fanny. She is probably on disability for not cutting her nails so she has a state appointed “ass wiper” that cleans all her missed spots. So happy I am not an STNA…
May 13th, 2013
I broke my neck a few months back on my birthday, and have super limited mobility and dexterity in my fingers at all. Why somebody would choose to live like this, beats me.
She needs a good friend with access to a bottle of chloroform, kitchen scissors. Gross gross gross.
July 29th, 2013
She needs a hot date with Dexter, and the wood chipper from Fargo.