Cause I will f*ck you up, that’s why!
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Slop Jar Magoo
Been a long time since I’ve seen Magilla Gorilla
April 19th, 2013
What the heck is holding her clothes together? It looks like an industrial clamp.
Yeah, the comment under the picture is the EXACT reason that this has to be staged.
someone please pass the eye bleach.
Blind, ballsy, or in denial?
She is asking for it, but no one will answer her LOL
There should be a law against something like this
That’s a whole lot of woman there! Pissing her off might not be a good idea!! Bait her with a couple of Moon Pies & run in the other direction as fast as you can! It’s your only chance to save yourself….
One would assume this lady is blind as there is no one on the face of the planet that can see would look in the mirror with that body and then go out in public dressed like that.
I’m not going someplace and figure how to wash my eyes,
it’s been awhile since i’ve been this staggered with unbelief of what i’m seeing.
there are no words…………..
I have to give her props for at least wearing a one piece and attempting to cover her butt. Could you imaging what that looks like behind her without the sarong on. whoa!
Wo…she needs to find a sinkhole and fill it up…
Remember kids, Sunkist builds better bodies
Oh dear God. I would run the other way!
I just threw up… and not just a little in the mouth!
Aren’t there some type of decency laws that would allow stores to keep these nasty people from coming in and damaging the retinas of the people who wear clothes???
That is one BRAVE sarong (ಠ_ಠ)
Is that a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT in the lower right corner?
I usetitty get high ranks here, lotta stars, till he came here, wha happen?
The amazing things (and colors) that duct tape can do!
Don’t you know she thinks she is the hottest thing on the planet?? LOL
The Last Universalist
She’s got a nice body with lots of soft curves, but she really needs to learn what’s appropriate to wear in public.
Drinking more Sunkist will only add another roll to your already vast collection.
Fly on the wall
You ain’t getting this until you put a ring on it.
Moby Dick’s wife.
Why do these people feel like they have to dress like they do? I have looked pretty bad around the house but would never go to the store like that. I never knew that there was so many with no Pride at all. God help them
Oh GREAT, another Dennis Rodman sighting!
so sexy! ya’ll are just haters!!!!!
And I’ll bet a 100 that she thinks she looks good.
Is that some kind of fish netting keeping this all together or is is that just a beached whale that got caught in the net??
You spelled, “Cause I will f*cking eat you, that’s why!” wrong……
Sometimes I think it would be worth it in life to travel with a small entourage of japenese people… when you see something like this have them run away pointing and screaming, “Oh NROOO! IT GODZIRRA!”
Is that the whole constitution written on her arm?
The magic number is 89; .89 cents for the two liter, 89 rolls and crevices and 89 dimples. Also probably the year she went on govt payroll. Never seen someone be able to tat a whole story on their arm
I want to THANK my MOM (no she doesn’t view this site) for teaching me how to dress and act decently and with respect for myself and others. To bad others can’t say that their Moms taught them the same.
bitch looks like juicy from lizard lick towing
maybe shes looking for a new sheet.. uhhuhmm I mean dress
Rarely have I seen anything in this world so utterly revolting. She should be arrested for disturbing the peace, looking like that.
This, this is why black men chase after white chicks.
April 20th, 2013
Holy crap on a cracker!
Everybody know Rasputia Lattimore is fine!
I always wondered what became of Albert Haynesworth.
The sun is the only thing that will give her a kiss.
POWM, you’ve outdone yourself again.
You have got to be kidding me! But then again she probably has a husband and one or more boyfriends on the side. There is a song that goes: ♫ “One day as I was huggin and a chalkin, chalkin and a huggin away, I met another guy piece of chalk in his hand, comin round the other way” ♫
At least her lipstick matches.
I challenge anybody to find a sight more ghetto than this one.
April 21st, 2013
Bet she has an obamafone and an EBT card in one of those folds of fat.
This is a textbook case of “unwarranted high self-esteem.”
April 22nd, 2013
If you even think of disagreeing with her, you’re obviously a racist cracker.
Kel no longer loves orange soda and neither do I.
On her way to the buffet……..
April 23rd, 2013
OMFG; this literally took my breath away.
April 24th, 2013
Wtf is wrong with these ghetto trash Sheniquas looking like bean bags and thinking they are hot?!!! Go home bean bag, you’re drunk!
May 13th, 2013
Sighter And Shield
Ya know, I’ve seen many photos on this site today. And now I’ve come to 2 conclusions:
1. Walmart needs to hand out dress code packets to its customers
2. Animals that are not seeing eye dogs should not be permitted to enter
August 5th, 2013