The Squirrel Master



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You guys gotta get me out of here! There’s this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I’m his bitch!

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The Squirrel Master, 6.5 out of 10 based on 222 ratings

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  1. MrClean4000

    no class. now is this even allowed!?

    Squirrel Dynasty

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    April 23rd, 2013

  2. jeffm209

    I hope he knows what Strict Liability is.

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    April 23rd, 2013

  3. Joey BadaBing

    That must be the :New” seeing eye squirrel

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    April 23rd, 2013

  4. oneijack

    Nuttier than squirrel turds.

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    April 23rd, 2013

  5. I WAS REJECTED BY LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND

    Lynn S of Staten Island is nuts

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    April 23rd, 2013

  6. mike reiley

    Hey asshole I think we have enough fleas and lice in here already without your stinking rodent.

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    April 23rd, 2013

  7. Megan

    Awww, I’m sorry, but that squirrel is cute. Who knows, maybe the guy walked in the store without even knowing he had the critter attached to him X-D

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    April 23rd, 2013

  8. jag

    Why is it okay to bring rodents into the store with you, but if the health dept. finds them inside the store or around the dumpster, you get a fail on the inspection and have about 7 days to rectify the problem and have a re-inspection.

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    April 23rd, 2013

  9. Hypno Toad

    Hey where did we go – my brown eyed squirrel.

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    April 23rd, 2013

  10. luchi

    I know from experience those things turn vicious overnight when they mature to the point they know they aren’t supposed to be pets. Good luck buddy..lol

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    April 23rd, 2013

  11. jewelryjunkie

    This is nice. He probably saved this squirrel from a tiny baby.:)

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    April 23rd, 2013

  12. Judannc

    Even if this guy brought the squirrel in to W.Mart just for attention, it doesnt matter. I love to see people who care about their pets. Sure beats the jack@zz’s who actually aim at animals that are trying to cross the road.

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    April 23rd, 2013

  13. Jen

    The squirrel scene in “Christmas Vacation.”

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    April 24th, 2013

  14. Harry Paratestes

    Service squirrel alerts him to when he is about to masturbate at Walmart.

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    April 24th, 2013

  15. paw

    nice to see a guy being kind to animals for a change

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    April 24th, 2013

  16. I WAS REJECTED BY LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND

    Lynn S of Staten Island would be married to me or face spinsterhood back in the good days when women knew their place.

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    April 24th, 2013

  17. Joey BadaBing

    That is one HUGE head Lice

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    April 24th, 2013

  18. Bug Soup

    LOL Hypno Toad and Harry P.

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    April 24th, 2013

  19. Joey BadaBing

    Sushi Roadkill

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    April 24th, 2013

  20. James

    Too bad Walmart’s manager’s could not kick him out. Too bad the threat of ADA litigation causes trash like this to ride into Walmart.

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    April 24th, 2013

  21. jag

    I have never tried to hit and animal with my car, but I have had 2 rats with
    fluffy tails commit suicide under the tires of my car on the same day.

    LOL @ Harry Paratestes

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    April 24th, 2013

  22. I WAS REJECTED BY LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND

    LARRY! LARRY!

    DOES HARRIET KNOW THAT YOU ARE HERE?

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    April 24th, 2013

  23. Expat S

    Friggin AWESOME! Half Baked…. quote all the way……..

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    April 26th, 2013

  24. Tammy

    5 bucks says he fries it up and eats it after he finishes off his suitcase of PBR that he got on sale at Walmart.

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    April 29th, 2013

  25. Jennifer

    I saw that guy and the squirrel in lynnwood wa at a walmart

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    April 30th, 2013

  26. Dylan P

    There is another reason why I don’t go to Walmart other than that it is a evil capitalistic bourgeois corporation. The fact that there are 10 or so pictures on here of animals dead or alive that are not cats or dogs at the store.

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  27. steph

    the funny thing is i know this guy personally lol i went to high school with him and he has become a friend of mine hes really not a big idiot like people are made out to be on here but he does happen to look like a hill jack and he does have a pet squirrel this is in ohio btw who would’ve guessed that right?

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    June 4th, 2013

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