Oh good God, where is PETA when you need them? Sure it’s not real Zebra skin but c’mon that offends the shit out of me!
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If either of them farts they will blow a seam!
April 25th, 2013
I like a whole lotta woman, but with some women you could extinct a species in the process of covering their rubensequely round rump
South Carolina (AP) In a freak accident, a man was killed at a Wal-mart when the yoga pants of a very large woman in line ahead of him exploded, killing him instantly.
Bob the LumberJack
Why is it not illegal to dress like that in public!
Hmm….something about flesh belts in the morning……
The one on the right, that just looks painful to wear. Plus, it probably took two people to get those on. Whyyyyyyyyyyy?????
I cannot, and will not wear anything that’s tight enough to cut off circulation. I don’t understand anyone that would.
I wouldn’t make fun of someone’s size. But the wrong size on the wrong body is fair game.
It’s an easy enough fix to get out of, but I’m aghast at how easily people are so BAD at dressing themselves.
I can’t get over who even designs such ugly clothing, let alone what kind of person would buy it.
Slop Jar Magoo
If it were real zebra…..they’d be on the endangered species list after outfitting these two…..
when not stretched out, I bet it’s a lovely polka dot pattern
Good God! Shoot both of them!
Oh dear Jesus!
“in the jungle..the mighty jungle…the lion sleeps tonight” of course the lion is hanging its head in despair knowing that his beautiful kingdom has now been degraded to such attire…oh the shame! poor Simba!
Where did the Lynn S. comments go?
Unlike Marty from Madagascar we can tell these two behemoth zebras apart from the rest of the herd
They’re clothes were on the endangered species list for being tortured and killed.
@Egads. I think she’ll need the jaws of life to get out of those.
Fat people should not dress like this …. its just wrong for them to wear tight fitted clothing ……..
It would be interesting to see how many cakes and pies and chips and cookies are in those baskets.
Just because you can put it on doesn’t mean you should wear it
Calling American Hogger! Calling American Hogger! Two female breeding porkers loose in South Carolina!!! Come quick!
April 26th, 2013
April 27th, 2013
took a 5 man team and 3 sticks of butters to get her into that baby zebra
April 29th, 2013
The said part is the first GIRL and i say girl because she is 11-13 is way overweight for her age and its very sad. Her mother should make her put clothes on and the other woman needs either a longer shirt or looser pants.
And THIS makes me SO proud to be from South Carolina!
June 3rd, 2013
People need to have more respect for themselves. I am a big girl and I will not even wear shorts in public. I just started this year going to the pool AND wearing a bathing suit to beat all. I check to make sure I am covered and no unsightly “personal” bulges are showing.
July 12th, 2013
George Jefferson would think its the Willis’s,
July 23rd, 2013
Walmart is like a zoo or going on a safari. You can find zebras, leopards, cheetahs, giraffes, and etc there..
Zebras DO have fat asses…..but what’s that print supposed to be on the pants? It’s so stretched out of proportion that it’s unrecognizable. According to these two, the pants that I tried on yesterday that were a size too small actually fit me……