For those wondering, here is an example of one of those times letting your pants hang low and not wearing a belt could come back to haunt you.
47 Comments | In: Accidents?, Featured Creature, Funny, New Jersey, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion
Bob the LumberJack
He’s worn those way too long without washing them!
May 1st, 2013
Betcha his car and house smell great. If he’s walking around like this then it isn’t unusual. Blech! Ugh! Gag!
OH DISGUSTING! I CAN SMELL THAT FROM HERE!
that is just too gross. ewww yuck. slob.
Jesus Christ, have some dignity man! Or at least skip the Gatorade and buy some Charmin.
I’m guessing that a diet of Keystone Light had something to do with this. Although I’ve never seen this kind of stuff on Keith Stone.
LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND REJECTED ME
POLYGON MEANS REAL GONE POLLY
LOLLY’S PA IS A LOSER
CUH CUH CUH CUH CUH
Dude, looks like you might have gotten a speeding ticket!! Those are some serious skid marks!!
I see that the cuffs match the collar, if you will…ya know, the carpet matches the drapes?
He must be waiting for the EPA superfund to kick in so he can do his laundry.
Slop Jar Magoo
Have a gatorade to help wash down the trouser chili……
Not to mention haunt the rest of us too.
He should lay off whatever’s in that cooler. Apparently it gives him explosive shits.
Felch E Belcher
Well, ain’t that some shit?
Don’t forget to grab a Hershey bar behind you for the full effect.
Wal-mart check-outs should have oxygen masks just like airliners. So when Bubba drops a deuce in his shorts, the masks drop down so we don’t suffocate.
As a representive from the “great” state of New Joisey, I can a$$ure you that when we ask each other “Yo, hows it hanging?”, the “normal” answer would not usually be ” Opened wide-so you can see the nasty stain inside “
That Shart could have it’s own SSN!! One blast from that putrid ass could clear 3 aisles with no problem.
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Really really really Grosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Six Pack Genius
What is with all the “Code Browns” at Wal-Mart? Are they too lazy to go to bathroom or too lazy to wipe? There needs to be a new sign at Wal-Mart:
Wiping properly? Ain’t nobody got time for dat!
looks like he didn’t eat corn
I swear every week on POW I see a skid mark pic and think oh my god it can’t get any worse than that, but then some Wal-Monster goes and upstages the last one. Maybe the next feature creature will be riding one of those scooters while their colostomy bag bursts. That’s the only way I can see this glorious shart pic being topped.
These disgusting people.
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ
How can that not itch???
Keystone light and redbull… A shitty combination…..
He needs to forget about the Mt Dew, squarsh those buttcheeks (oops, too late) and run for some Immodium! Dude, those ain’t chocolate shart tie died shorts you are wearing! :-O
May 2nd, 2013
Is it complete irony that when I right click, there’s the option to -reload- the page? Hope he doesn’t “reload”, hahaha!
Looks like someone’s on the weekly (weakly) shower and underwear plan. Yeah, let’s skip the Keystone and Gatorade and get some Charmin and a trip to the car wash to clean that out.
I bet that’s a permanent skid (smudge) mark by now and no amount of Clorox can clean those pair of chonies.
He must have a cold if he can’t smell those from there. I bet he sniffs them to see if he can wear them again. I can imagine the yellow stain he must have in the front of those.
Another satisfied Alli customer there.
Fat people are always nasty . They cant reach their ass to wipe.
The label says NJ – where in NJ do they sell alcohol in Walmart? Alcohol is only sold in liquor stores
Truly pooplofwalmart material
“Stain remover? …. Over is aisle 7″
You should see them the day after he drinks that 12 of keystone.
May 3rd, 2013
Go to underwear aisle. Buy new package of underwear. Grab a Bic lighter from the impulse rack while you’re in line to pay for them, and buy that too. Head to the handicap stall in the restroom, use up all the paper to clean up that nasty ass of yours, and change into fresh undies. Then take that nasty shit out to the parking lot, flick your Bic, and KILL IT WITH FIRE.
There. Now you’ve recovered your basic human dignity as befits a citizen of a democratic republic.
Funky Butt Inspector (FBI)
That’s not “a” skidmark. That’s like 42 different skidmarks, all between laundry days.
May 18th, 2013
Dude…if you are too fat to reach around and wipe your ass, invest in a bidet. All you have to do is haul that thang from one bowl to another and the let the water wash away all your troubles.
May 28th, 2013
Fly On The Wall
Just plain NASTY!
June 12th, 2013
This is why YOU DON’T CLOSE FUCKING INSANE ASYLUMS!
August 9th, 2013
He needs to head to the “as-seen-on-tv” isle, and totally grab a Comfort Wipe, which is a toilet paper holding wand for people who cannot “reach” their corn holes, grab a fresh pack of TP, and some new undies.
August 22nd, 2013
He must be having a real shitty day.
October 1st, 2013
Apparently , that’s what ya get when you mix Keystone Light and Gatorade.