This summer’s hot new trend….belly beards. They just kinda stick out and let you know they’re there.
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You can tell when the nice weather is here,the girls start showing off their belly buttons.
May 2nd, 2013
That is H O T.
Just a lil preview of whats to come.
More cushion for the pushin.
My favorite: Folded bellies! Looks as good on men as it does on women. Got to get me one.
I think this is so gross They should cover that shit up it makes me sick
More like attack of the beer bellies! How do these women get these beer guts from?
I’m just tripping at what bad shape so many young people are in. I wonder what it must take for that to happen?!
Fupa Fupa Doodle De DOO!! I see a belly looking at YOU!!
Men have been doing this for YEARS!! Really, really!! They just tend to wear longer shirts (usually) to cover what they let hang over the front. Seen a LOT of people (not just in Walmart) that have 2 VASTLY different pant sizes, the size for pants worn under the gut and pants that actually fit! (and I’m going on record to say that this is nasty, no matter where or who, man or woman, Walmart or not…just stop this crap!)
Anyway…that’s my 5 cents worth, for what it’s worth…your mileage may vary
While FUPA (Fat Upper Pubic Area) is the most popular term for this phenomenon, I prefer Gunt. And if it’s really large, but doesn’t hang over, Front Ass is a good choice.
Ugh – I think belly beard is too nice of a description. I think the name should be something like “belly drool” (it slops over your belt just like drool does your lip), or maybe “belly wattle” (looks kind of like a turkey’s dangling nose piece)!
Well hello to that fleshy jello ..Welcome to Wal-mart and ah yes maternity shirts are isle 16 yes both mens and womens styles
LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND REJECTED ME
flippity flip de flop de flop flippity flip de flop de flop. Chick on left thumbs up.
Lynn S of Staten Island had a garbage belly.
Belly Beard? These are two examples of Dunlopp’s disease. Their bellies have Dun’ Lopped over the pants!
Suffering from Dunlap Disorder.
OMG!!!! It’s….it’s….BUTT CRACK belly!!!!
FUPAs….one of nature’s finest sights…
I WAS REJECTED BY LYNN S. OF STATEN ISLAND
She looked just like this.
I think that one on the right might be a boob.
The one on the left will finish off that soda in one sitting easily. Its probably just enough to wash down her first pizza for the day.
Wow. Thanks for that picture. I just threw up a little.
Belly Beard? More like Meat Apron!
Funny to say my bf & I saw a guy at Walmart dressed like this. We both thought he was dressed inappropriate. I think ppl dressed like this shouldn’t be allowed in the store.
May 3rd, 2013
Geez! Not every woman that has this type of belly has it from being fat or lazy! Some may have had kids and haven’t lost the extra weight! This is the hardest part of the body to lose weight from and it takes time to get those muscles back into shape!Trying sit ups won’t make it disappear overnight. You people should stop being so rude before you know what their back story is.
May 4th, 2013
Yesterday was the core workout. Thanks POWM for reminding me that it’s SO worth it!!!
Oh and the CLINICAL name for a large deposit of adipose tissue is, ‘pannus’.
May 5th, 2013
While it looks gross a hell and needs to be covered the fuck up, I would say that her overhang is actually caused either by deflation after giving birth, or simply from losing a lot of weight, thus leaving excess skin behind.
Seriously though she should gett bigger jeans and tuck it into control underwear until she can get it operated on. There’s no need to walk about with it swinging free O.o
May 6th, 2013
like she needs another soda
May 18th, 2013
I always called this peek a boo belly (I live in Panama City, FL and it is very common around here)…it is so effing gross. Ladies, just buy a longer shirt. No one wants to see that shit.
May 22nd, 2013
down vote me all you want but that is post pregnancy belly fat and you need to learn some respect.
July 21st, 2013
I’m overweight too, so some would say this is the pot calling the kettle black. But really … these pix are just too gross! Just cuz you have it doesn’t mean you should flaunt it … cover that S**T up!!!
July 26th, 2013
it seems she drank to much root beer and got that beer belly from that…..and yes, sometimes women get bellies from pregnancy, but these are not from having children…Next time, little less soda and buy more clothes that fit….eww
both are a good old fashioned case of DUNLAP’S DISEASE….you know their bellies done lapped over their pants. all of the sit ups in the world wont help get rid of the flab flap. that requires a tummy tuck!!
i hope they both remember to wash under the flap!!
Please people stay home, I don’t want my eyes to go blind looking at you.
I think the one on the right might look like its something a little higher up on her body hanging out of that shirt!!!!!! GGGGAAAAAAGGGGG!!!!
The one on the right her pants are too small. So this is what happens. It gushes out the top.
every time I see the belly flaps, I wonder what hideous smells could be under there. I know I’m gross but my brain is messed up like that. I also have an issue with every couple I see, I imagine them having sex too. I might need electroshock therapy to fix my brain…lmao! Try it one day, every couple you look at, imagine them having sex…it can ruin your whole day. :/
so sexy! i fuck them both!
August 28th, 2013
I agree with Sharky1998 – I think it’s boob – so, bra??? maybe? longer shirt at least.
And Kassi – if you are on this website – get a grip – it’s gross, it’s funny and if you are that upset about it…. it might just be YOU!!