Being a human being in public: you’re doing it wrong.
44 Comments | In: Accidents?, Featured Creature, Funny
Oh, lovely. Thanks a lot for showing this – you asshole.
May 3rd, 2013
I just vomited.
Seriously, I need to stop coming to this website and just stick to the Girls in Yoga Pants site.
Is that a spoon laying on the floor next to the toillet?
May 6th, 2013
Are those a couple of peanuts near the front?
I’m telling myself that some prankster just smeared chocolate sauce or pudding on the toilet seat. Not that I actually believe it–this IS Walmart, after all–but it’s either that or entirely give up on the human race.
As disgusting as some of the shoppers at Walmart are, that bathroom isn’t too terrible. Well actually, it is, but I expected far worse. I’ve seen much bigger disasters in bar bathrooms. Maybe the bathrooms aren’t as bad as I thought because, judging by all the skid mark pictures, people are taking dumps in their pants rather than in the toilet.
May 7th, 2013
Makes you wonder what their nasty house has to look like….
A little slide to the side & you have it! That has to feel great rubbing on your ass…. I feel sorry for the poor bastard that has to clean that chocolate delight.
May 8th, 2013
Y’all people play too damn much.
May 9th, 2013
Whoever did that, is a Shitty Asshole.
May 10th, 2013
I seriously hope that’s just Nutella. If it is what it appears to be I wouldn’t find myself too terribly surprised.
May 11th, 2013
I’ve always wondered if that how that act in public. What do they do in their own home?
no one has seen the balloon on the floor.. dont even want to guess
May 15th, 2013
As much as I love a good fart/toilet joke, this is so far over the line. Can someone please remove this pic while I clean up my own vomit.
May 30th, 2013
Is this supposed to go with the Sprung a Leak? pic?
And seriously, it looks like someone missed the seat completely.
June 5th, 2013
June 17th, 2013
Either a prank with nutella or chocolate frosting(look at the spoon on the floor) or someone is possibly the nastiest person to ever wander into Wallyworld
June 22nd, 2013
I was seriously eating a Snickers when I opened this picture. Ugh!
June 23rd, 2013
As a Wal-Mart associate, I can tell you that this happens in our bathrooms on at least a weekly basis. Seriously people, if you make a mess, at least have the decency to clean it up!
July 21st, 2013
I’ve figured out this riddle. Smuggling drugs up your ass in a balloon (on the floor). You can keep my prize.
I really suprised they didn’t lay a big fat turd on the seat,that would have been a nice touch,and more realistic.
i have seen that so many times in walmarts, i worked there for 15yrs and it was bad enuf for the customers to have to see that but we were stuck there for 8 hrs and we had no choice to use those nasty commodes…of course we had to clean it ourselves to get to use the bathroom…sorry sorry.
That’s not chocolate spread. No one would waste good food to fool people into thinking they smeared shit on a toilet seat. They would just smear shit on the toilet seat. 70:30 odds the person who took this picture is the same brown handed bandit who did this and wanted his(her?) 15min online.
Go home toilet, you’re shit faced.
As an old Maintenance man at a Walmart, this is nothing compared to some of the crap I have seen, at least they kept it on the toilet and not on the walls and the floor!
Yep….I did that!!
Anna Bell Bovien
I used to work at a lowes home improvements and frequently saw this in the men’s bathroom. One of the other employees would play in his own mess out of spite (he wasn’t part of the crew that had to clean the bathrooms). Everyone knew he was doing it, he practically admitted to it. The management would never do anything about it. Once he transferred, it stopped happening.
Just awful but typical Walmart.
I’m thinking the a$$hole that took the picture is the one that made the mess, just so they could post it here.
Not Unusual……………………I see this everyday in the local High School hat I work……………………….
He forgot to write “don’t worry it’s just chocolate”
Some people just need to be shot in the face for their stupidity.
I am sure it was a small child having problems. Mom should of been supervising.
I have cleaned Walmart bathrooms for over 4 years. I have seen alot worse than this. Some people even take it and smear it on the walls.
epic life fail
That’s one for the upper deck.
I swear, we as a society are failing more and more. You’d think someone would have the common sense to clean up after themselves after that, but hearing horror stories from a friend who works as a janitor in rest stop bathrooms, this is all too common.
That ain’t so bad, try the whole washroom!!. Happened to us at a Canadian Tire in Edmonton. Woman was caught drinking stuff from a shelf in the aisles. She repaid us by crapping every where and I do mean ‘everywhere’, the only p[lace that didn’t have crap was the ceiling. I got a can of aerosol and put my arm in the door and emptied the can. I then got a throw-away coverall, facemask, gloves and cleaning supplies. Took me three hours to clean it. I got the rest of the day off with pay.
July 22nd, 2013
Fudge nut ring.
Well, at least they tried to wipe it off…
July 24th, 2013
this reminds me of when i was still in high school and i had half of a fudge brownie that i couldn’t finish so I went with a friend to this ritzy ass coffee house and into their bathroom. There were three stalls, and legend has it people usually opt for the middle one so I told the friend to be on the lookout while i went in there, smooshed up the brownie in my hands and smeared that shit all over the place. Then I rolled the remainder of the brownie into turd formation, plopped it in the toilet and put some paper in there for good measure. It was worth it to see the looks of horror on people’s faces for a good half hour before we had to leave, lest we died of laughter
I used to do maintenance at Wal-Mart.
This is actually a clean stall. The worst ones to clean were the Womens restrooms. I never knew Ladies were such pigs.
July 29th, 2013
Sighter And Shield
You did NOT need to post this.
Unsanitary. I just threw up.
August 5th, 2013
I’d like to find the d-bag who did this and shove their nose in it; then again, that might only work for dogs…
December 5th, 2013