After months of hard work, dedication and practice, she finally made captain of the school’s hot dog eating team.
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Should say “BARFSITY”.
May 3rd, 2013
Varsity indeed. I think the entire team is hidden in there.
G Spot Finder
Try for junior varsity next time.
And the Winner is....
Credulity is not the only thing stretched here…
Here is a sad picture of another poor bastard who wants to be black.
I don’t think we can top that picture title… good one..
Strike off the V and you have a new word I just invented. ARSITY … Get it?
heh, heh, snort, heh, heh
Looks like a green snowman.
Varsity Fat Ass! Now I am a plump lady my self…but this is a hot mess of wrong, wrong, wrong! Guys please telling the “hump back” girls how hot their butts are….this leads to delusions of wearing undersized clothing in attempts to appear skinnier than they really are…..You ain’t fooling anyone! please try to stay classy…not trashy!
You know, it really takes guts to go out in public looking like that!
Captain of the Varsity Pie Hole Stuffing Team
Will all you fat assed women quit telling us “you’re plump – chubby – over weight also – but…………. If you’re willing to call yourself that in print then you’re more likely close to the size of this green bitch in reality!!!
I think that’s supposed to say “travesty”
Uh….that’s more than just hot dogs.
Go team, GROSS!!!
i would love to hear what the person in the pic has to say after they see their pic. do they see how bad they look when they see the pic
Looks to me like they r wearing each other’s clothes lol
Everybody stand back! She’s about to bust her casing!
She’s got a lot of guts alright!
I really thought those were underware, not “shorts” oh my…
LOOK! He is wearing her pants, no wonder she runs around in her underwear!~
Your right, Rachet…..There’s a lot of rolls too.
Bob the LumberJack
It should be illegal to dress like that in public!
That “S” is about to get swallowed up in T minus 22 seconds.
shes looks like my dream woman , nice to know im not delluisonal ..just crazy !
she didnt make the team, she is the team
Did we really need a close up?
I’ll never understand how some women could leave their house (or trailer) looking like that…
This would be trashy even if she was a size 2 or 4. it might not look as silly, but yes, it would still be trashy. I really don’t think people who dress like this know any better. If they DID, they’d be horrified and not walk out of the house like this.
Pretty sure she is NOT attending beauty school.
the poor bastard she is with doesn’t even know how to wear pants. Yeah, yeah, I know the sagging thing is in. doesn’t mean it is remotely a good idea. It makes him look like a complete idiot. Bang that fatty sag-boy!
Is it just me or does it kinda look like he might have a gun jammed in her side? As a fat woman myself, a gun is what it would take to get me out in public looking like that….hell, I wouldn’t even dress like that in the privacy of my own home.
Why can’t these women realize that they are just way to big to dress like this. Have some respect for yourself & also ease our line of vision
Like a green Michelin Man.
I think is very sexy, and I would love her long time
It’s good to know, I guess, that if I decide to become a large side of beef that there are plenty of men that are into fat women. The problem may be that the women may not be into you.
I sure hope like hell that those shorts don’t burst. Because if they do, there is going to be a lot of damage to the store and maybe a dead person or two.
Her man is “taking one for the team.”
Ho’, team, Ho’ !
LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND REJECTED ME
Varsity means that she likes to go out with a lot of guys? Lynn S always claimed that she went steady with her ex in high school but I can’t see any young man being so————————-
Hey, ohhhhmyyyyyy! Can you spell??? underware??? how about underwear!!!
A little bit extra muffins surrounding that ham.
These two are destined to be underachievers. They will very likely spend the rest of their lives on the dole- section eight, food stamps, disability, jail,etc, etc
No, I think she’s. Been EATING AT the Varsity hot dog joint in Atlanta. Greasy spoon!
Heidi Kreizinger Carlos
Dear Lord… I, who is about 5′ tall and when the extra pounds start to get on my nerves, the last thing I want to do is to show them off? I go for the blousy shirts!
When I see this in public I think that this chick at one point in her life must have been able to wear something like that and not look like a green snowman.
like skinny in high school but then soon after school ended she either had a couple kids or just sat on her ass getting fatter by the day.
Only now even though she knows she is fatter then her high school days she still wears the stuff she got away with wearing durring her school days. Poor clueless, or more likely blindly non self conscience bitch.. What the hell does the guy walking with her think… does he get upset by guys lookinlg at her… (when its hard not to stare) He must be her brother.
Those shorts are a lie!
May 4th, 2013
Slop Jar Magoo
Varsity my ass…………she ate the whole team………
If I don’t, I’ll work tomorrow, yo lo ve heartache and sorrow.
He has a girlfriend who wears sandals.
Like arianai said even though I’ve lost 100lbs Ikm still fat and I wouldn’t even be comfortable wearing that at home. GROSS!
Do ANY of the photographers stop the person after they take the pic – IF they have a digital camera – and say “hello there. I just took your photo and I am wondering what you think. Do you know how you look from behind? Want to see it?”
I am not a skinny little thing but I dress in clothes that fit and that cover up all the private spots.
Just to clarify Vomit Knife’s comment (“…a sad picture of another poor bastard who wants to be black”), fat blonde women are usually accompanied nowadays by black boyfriends who come from the ghetto.
Most white men don’t want women who look like that, but apparently this is the, “go to”, type for black guys from the ghetto.
The tag sticking up on her shirt is a nice touch…
Varsity size girl, junior varsity sized clothing………hell frosh/soph sized clothing………..awww who the hell are we kidding little league sized clothing.
All I am going to say is WHY did she leave the house looking like that. From the look of her BF’s pants they look like they would fit her a lot better than him. Maybe he should have on the green shorts
It’s still remarkable what bad shape some young people are in. Appalling really.
May 5th, 2013
OMG that chick has 3 asses.
Her pants should say Asscity.
If you ask me, she’s doing the eatin’ for the both of them seeing how skinny he is. Bet she farts louder than he does too.
I’m betting those shorts wished that they’d stayed the hell in JV.
May 6th, 2013
A bottle of pop. A big banana. What all’s stuffed in Anna’s panties? THE VARSITY!! Wheeee………
I think they are wearing each other’s clothes. Those shorts look like they would fit him better, and those big ole jeans look like they might cover her rump.
May 7th, 2013
Nothing wrong with being a big girl but cmon man! Buy yo size!
Ladies, I can’t stress this enough, if you are fat do NOT dress like this!
When I saw this picture I recoiled from the screen and muttered “Why? Why? Why?” Wrong on every front. Or back. I just thank heavens I didn’t see it in person because I’m sure I’d have had the same reaction and might have gotten my ass kicked. I’m fairly sure she’s got a good bit of fight in her.
May 8th, 2013
I’m a big girl and I’d totally wear that….
…. in my own house as pajamas.
I just don’t understand how a woman can comfortably dress like that in public. It isn’t her size that bothers me. I can’t stand to see even fit women wear this sort of thing in a public place. Have some respect for yourself and dress like a lady!
May 11th, 2013
I think you’re reading this wrong. I believe varsity is a trophy indicating she’s gone down one the entire varsity team.
May 13th, 2013
Just further proof (as if we needed any) that if you’re a woman, it’s your birthright to be entitled to sex no matter how disgusting you are.
May 18th, 2013
thats hot… yeah… baby got back…
July 25th, 2013
I am petite. Little, and I still wouldn’t wear what she is wearing! Just because someone is big, doesn’t mean they can’t look decent. What is wrong with people? Sad!