They’re not hookers, they’re massage therapists.
- Yeah, they’ll massage your cock for money.
There is a word for that… I think it’s hooker!
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The ones on the right are coming from/going to Rocky Horror.
May 9th, 2013
I’m willing to bet the pic on the right is for rocky horror dess up.
G Spot Finder
Advertising never hurts.
Well, the people in the second photo are definitely going to Rocky Horror. That’s Frank-N-Furter on the left and Magenta on the right.
Pretty sure the two on the left are in costume. Looks like Dr. Frank-n-Furter and Magenta from Rocky Horror Picture show. Can’t tell you about the one on the left!
The ones on the right are clearly going to or coming from Rocky Horror.
On the right – the tall one is a guy. Can’t be sure about the other two.
The ones on the right are clearly freaks of nature who are destroying american society. Is that a guy? Yuck! Fags everywhere! The only good fag is one six feet under!
That “Rocky Horror” one on the right. Can’t tell if it’s a man or woman.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo. Just NO!
Something fishy is going on both of these pictures.
Of course the Rocky Horror goers win this one. Because it’s just a costume. Whereas the one on the left probably has lace “pants” in every colour…
REJECTED BY LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND
I’d kiss her feet for free
REJECTED BY PAT S OF NEW JERSEY
PAT S OF NEW JERSEY AKA THE LYING NONE
Single/div/widowed girls, even old single girls don’t care about the bad boy/good boy thing. The only thing these deluded fools care about are good looks and height and by that I mean they want men who SOCIETY considers attractive. Even the ugliest, shortest, fattest old single female unfortunately feels this way and with a lot of makeup and hairdye on, she deludes herself into thinking that she’s beautiful. Meanwhile us single men have minds of our own, each of us can find the attractiveness in a socially plain looking woman and nobody can tell a MAN who he should be attracted to.
May 10th, 2013
I am SO glad everyone got the RHPS costumes!!!
The Unconventional Conventionalist
Your apple pie, don’t taste too nice…
Here is a story about a Single White Female over 60 who puts ads up on singles sites.
One day the SWF was sleeping and her apt caught on fire. She woke up, smelled smoke, got up from her bed and she went to find the source of the smoke. Now the smoke got too heavy, she lost consciousness, fell down unconscious and that would have been it .
Except that the fire department was called, a fireman knocked on her door.
He got no answer so the fireman broke down the door, searched her apartment, found her lying there unconscious.
So he picked her up, opened up the window, carried her down the fire escape and to safety.
The neighbors all saw that and they started cheering. The fireman he was a hero.
The ambulance came, the attendants put the still unconscious single old female into the ambulance, they started working on her and the hero fireman got in the ambulance and came along.
The fireman was watching the old single woman with concern on his face. Then the SWF came to and she didn’t know where she was but she saw the hero fireman looking at her with tenderness and concern in his face.
So the old SWF looked at her hero’s face intently like she was trying to figure something out.
Then the old SWF beckoned the hero close to her.
He came close and she looked deeply into his face………….
And she said to him
Rocky Horror Picture Show for sure. The other one is just showing it off.
“don’t dream it, be it”
anyone that confuses Dr Frank-N-Furter with a hooker should not be allowed on the interwebs.
The quote is from “Grandma’s Boy”. Love that movie!
To their credit, the couple on the right might actually be Rocky Horror Picture Show participants.
The one on the right is a guy dressed as dr. frankenfurter
which by the way hes rocking!!
The one on the left reminds me of a story from the filming of Cher’s Turn Back Time video. The director thought Cher was wearing lace underwear, only later did he find out what he had seen were tattoos and not lacy undergarments.
They were listening to Led Zeppelin and became DAZED AND CONFUSED !
On the right you got Frank N. Furter and Magenta
Nice Grandma’s Boy quote!!!! LOL LOL LOL
Looks like “Rocky Horror Picture Show” night to me.
ahhh frankenfurter and magenta.. intriguing. musta needed a water gun
“it’s just a step to the left…. “
Ok, even if they ARE going to Rocky Horror, that does not give that guy free reign to walk around Walmart like that. I wouldn’t want my child seeing that.
If you don’t recognize the ones on the right as Rocky Horror fans then you are missing out on one of pop culture’s greatest joys.
labonabonabona sayez its a girl and labonabonabona never lies
Yeah, I would say that right one has to be a RHPS dress up cause from the back that person looks so much like Frank n furter. Arse isn’t quite as sexy though…lol but yes certainly not a place to be wondering around in a costume like that with the possibility of young eyes watching!
May 11th, 2013
I think that is disrespectful to massage therapist. As a massage therapist myself we ARE NOT hookers and do not like being linked to women like this whom honestly is just plain nasty.
May 12th, 2013
To the meat grinder creatures.
Let’s do the time warp again !
May 13th, 2013
YOUR A HOOKER
You know, I’m all for people of wal-mart but using massage therapists as a joke is NOT cool.
We’re part of the health care field and jokes like these really skew some peoples idea of what it is that we do.
And, I’m pretty sure the one on the right is dressed up as Dr. Frank-N-Furter from Rocky Horror.
Most likely the people on the right side were going or came from a Rocky Horror Picture Show play or Showing.
Because that is the outfits.
May 15th, 2013
so proud of all the Rocky Horror Picture Show fans right now…
May 16th, 2013
OK, the one on the right is obviously performers fro either a live theatrical performance, or movie showing of Rocky horror, so there’s nothing that strange about this.
May 18th, 2013
Hooking isn’t illegal everywhere. Prostitutes need low prices on cheap Chinese garbage, same as everyone.
And yeah, the pair on the right are Rocky Horror Picture Show nerds….
May 23rd, 2013
Yep. Gotta be RHPS…
Fuck you, Steve. You narrow minded fuck nut.
May 24th, 2013
June 26th, 2013
Hey, leave massage therapists out of it!!
June 27th, 2013
the one one the right is probably coming from or going to a rocky horror picture show cause of the maid outfit next to the person
July 8th, 2013
Eh, the one on the left looks stupid. Like a teen girl. The ones on the right might scare people, but it’s obviously Frank N. Furter and Magenta looking for low, low prices on bread and pickaxes.
November 17th, 2013