Finger Fudge: does not taste anywhere remotely close to real fudge. Do not attempt.
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Slop Jar Magoo
Because her A$$ is so big and her arms so short……he’s wiping her A$$ for her.
May 10th, 2013
REJECTED BY PAT S OF NEW JERSEY
ONLY INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH SICK PEOPLE ARE AROUSED BY THE ASS. THE ASS IS THE HOLE THAT GIVES YOU POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTZ POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTZZZ PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP THEN IT STINKS REAL BAD SO YOU HAVE TO WASH THE ASS AND WASH THE HANDS…………………WHAT IS SEXY ABOUT AN ASS?
THE BIG WOMAN ON THE RIGHT MUST LOVE THE SMELL OF DOODOO SHE PROBABLY DOESN’T WASH HER HANDS AND ALWAYS SMELLS GROSS.
they’ve been like this since last night when he fisted her and then couldn’t get it out.
He is just trying to find his car keys.
Scratch & Sniff? Hope she drops a nice hot bomb on his hand!! Eat beans with garlic & onions to make the wind nice and juicy!!
Looks like she’s married to a fudge packer…..
aaa some one likes the ol dirt road
maybe he’s looking for a bit of paper to write on
maybe he just wants to grease his finger
maybe there is a snak in the crack
I like a finger in my ass, all you do is need to ask
what we got here, is, social anal retentiveness
it may smell but what the hell
yes honey, your pimple has gone down
As if I had to qualify my comment.
That ass ate his wallet, butt at least he had the decency (?) to wait until she left the store to go spelunking for it.
Hey, he’s just trying to keep his hand warm!
Here’s to the hole that never heals, the more you rub it the better it feels. Not all the soap and water in hell, can wash away that fishy smell.
i bet he pulled his hand out an sniffed his fingers hahahaha
He has to do things like this. To keep her happy, I am sure she is supporting his ass..
“What’s In My Butt” Stinky finger coming out of it!
Scratch -n- Sniff.
She ought to slid her big toe up his butthole
I would venture a guess she does not put out as often as he would like. Therefore you get bad public displays of affection such as this. I say loose the nasty frigid lady so you stop looking like a fool!
Digging for gold, but coming up with brown sludge.
I have never understood this public display of affection. Get a room already.
“My skidmark maker’s been itchin’ and burnin’ all day” as she told the Walmart proctologist.
May 11th, 2013
wonder what they stole?
Whatever!!! Thats a nice ass!!
He is getting prepared to give someone the old stinkpalm.
May 12th, 2013
*Stink Finger*, wasn’t that a Bond movie ?
At least her A$$ is covered!
May 13th, 2013
She does have a nice curvy butt under her.
May 22nd, 2013