Not sure how this umbrella made its way out of the testing lab. It worked great but failed miserably in the “does it pose a great risk of killing a kid?” category.
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Reminds me of the “Killing Fields”.
May 13th, 2013
What could go wrong?
She needs to deprive him of oxygen and kill several million brain cells to get him to shop in WM with her.
“She’s dead. Wrapped in plastic.”
My concern is the child is wearing camo. If he survives the trip into WalMart and takes of the garbage bag he will just fade into the background never to be seen again by the parent that wasn’t smart enough not to cover the head with the plastic bag. Maybe not a bad thing.
Oh, come on, folks. Any kid this old is old enough to notice if he’s getting short of oxygen. Plastic bags are a risk to small children- like 2 year olds who might suck it in and block their airways, and then not be aware enough to know what to do to rescue themselves. This kid obviously has a lot of space around himself (look at his arms, and the air pocket behind his head)
Really, when did “rain” become more deadly than putting your kid in a plastic bag?
Try the new “Body Bag Raincoat.” So waterproof, it’s scary.
Hey, whatever works to keep him from melting.
May 15th, 2013
Kid, it is time you stopped being a sissy and learned to be a man. We’ll start off with removing the bag and exposing you to water.
Maybe the bag is to protect him from the nastiness inside the store.
May 17th, 2013
Jeez, 11 posts before this and Jessica is the only single one with a brain.
May 19th, 2013
Did any of you notice that the kid is kind of big for mom to be holding onto? He could be autistic with sensory issues. And yes, getting wet could lead to a MELT-down. Maybe mom is just doing what she has to in order to feed/clothe the kid. And please, quit calling the police on our families because you see something you don’t understand. We would much rather you just ask.
June 8th, 2013
All those comments and not one of you noticed its a doll…
July 20th, 2013