Why the smurf would you get a smurfing smurf tattoo on your smurfing neck? I like the smurfs as much as the next guy but this is smurfing ridicu-smurf.
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unfortunately, it’s only his nose that makes him “big papa”.
May 14th, 2013
It’s Wal-Smurf – his character was cut from the show.
The guy looks like he’s about to go all cage-fighter on someone!
How would you like to get your ass kicked by a guy with a smurf tattoo?
Probably has blue balls as well.
All he needs is some of that blue Smurf-piss punch and he will be good to go
Fly on the Wall
I thought Smurfs were happy little people. I’m afraid I’ll get a punch in the face if mention that to this guy.
@ELSIE – If you’ve ever waited in the automotive section in Wal-Mart, you’d be ready to go all cage-fighter on those morons too.
Elsie, it’s the meth.
come-on people, it’s his sign, he don’t like smuff pussy, he like smuff dick
May 15th, 2013
Probably passed out drunk and woke up with that stupid tat. No wonder he’s mad.
I’m pretty sure he’s the papa smurf … aka he’s got smurfs bringing him the meth making ingredients lol …that makes much more sense than just having a smurf on your neck
May 17th, 2013
You can see the “Crazy Fucker” all over this guy.
May 23rd, 2013
And a digital watch to boot. …
July 14th, 2013
He means “Call Me, Big Papa”. They don’t have commas where he’s from.
Let us forget the Smurf tattoo for a moment and study hat placement…Okay, back to the tattoo, maybe a conversation starter for his desired aged sexual targets…
August 3rd, 2013
Sighter And Shield
The dude looks like he’s going to attack whoever he’s looking at. Or maybe listening to.
August 5th, 2013