That’s weird, every time I tried to tell a girl hummers were for Jesus she didn’t believe me.
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Tryin to compensate for a small cross.
May 22nd, 2013
First Bong-Hits, now Hummers! Sweet.
Bet there’s a Buddy Christ on his dash.
Hmm, I spot a priest, lolz.
May 23rd, 2013
Looks like a religious pimp daddy can’t get a first comming much less a second one!
Yes, it is well known among theologians that Jesus was fond of SUVs, and that he especially liked the ones with the worst gas mileage and the most over-the-top styling.
I would LOVE to be the one to tell that jesus-freak what a hummer really is….
Maybe they don’t know the words..
“Owah Fadder what art in heaven, Hollow be thigh name. Yore kingdome CUM Yores will get done on Eart like what happens to rats. Cut their throats, tip yore hats & Don’t forget to wipe after ya CRAP”
(insert lightning striking here)
May 24th, 2013
Hummin’ for the guy who mows your lawn?
May 25th, 2013
This person isn’t at all nuts.
that’s awesome !!
I don’t know that Jesus ever had a hummer.
September 17th, 2013