Caption Contest!



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Wonder what Captain Save-A-Hoe is saying here? What do you guys think? Funniest caption in the comments below wins a thong worn by Rosie O’Donnell!

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Caption Contest!, 4.9 out of 10 based on 145 ratings

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  1. Anon

    it that’s the prize, I AIN’T PLAYIN’!

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    May 23rd, 2013

  2. verbatim

    With that prize you will have no entries.

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    May 23rd, 2013

  3. KEVIN

    … and her ass was about “yeah” wide…

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    May 23rd, 2013

  4. Bill Washburn

    “No, seriously. It’s about this long.”

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    May 23rd, 2013

  5. ms codpiece

    “it is my duty to rescue that booty” !

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    May 23rd, 2013

  6. emptyracy

    “If your rear was just this much bigger, you’d look exactly like Kim K!”

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    May 23rd, 2013

  7. Bug Soup

    And we all wrote the same thing – “Oh, yes, it’s that big…..”

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    May 23rd, 2013

  8. Lee

    Abracadabra, bubblebutt and thunder thighs appear NOW! Voila!

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    May 23rd, 2013

  9. Ben H.

    “I can make yer booty this big!”

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    May 23rd, 2013

  10. Allison

    No – Really – Seriously – when I wear the Red Cape My Mighty Sword gets THIS BIG !

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    May 23rd, 2013

  11. Jen

    “Hey Cher! Wanna see why they call me Super Long Dong?”

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    May 23rd, 2013

  12. G Spot Finder

    I christen thee Lady Large Ass.

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    May 23rd, 2013

  13. Lee Hall

    . . . Not yet,. . . We need to find a wide screen that’s just a tad wider !!

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    May 23rd, 2013

  14. Lee Hall

    . . . Not yet . . . We need to find a wider screen that’s just a tad wider !!

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    May 23rd, 2013

  15. Rincewind

    “I’m Swat man! Hold still! I’ll get that fly that’s buzzing around your head!”

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    May 23rd, 2013

  16. Prodigler

    “If the TV was this much bigger, I am sure your ass would no longer block the tv”

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    May 23rd, 2013

  17. Mugglemage

    “So, your ass would only look THIS big on this TV, but we have other widescreen and panoramic options, not to mention caped mustache rides down on aisle 69. Is any of this turning you on?”

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    May 23rd, 2013

  18. Ron

    Walmart is selling Presale tickets for Superman movie and the electronics people where made to wear these the day the Presale started

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    May 23rd, 2013

  19. HM

    Chick on right (thinking): When Wal-Mart advertised early viewing passes for “Man of Steel,” I honestly expected something else.

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    May 23rd, 2013

  20. Slapaho Jones

    Greetings ma’am, Captain Obvious here… and contrary to what your boyfriend may tell you, this (makes hand gesture) is not the preferred 6′ viewing distance from this television.

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    May 23rd, 2013

  21. Fred

    No habla English.

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    May 23rd, 2013

  22. Jammin J

    “Naw, seriously baby, just think about it! With my super powers and your phat azz, we would unstoppable, novia! Ven aqui, mami. Come to papi.”

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    May 23rd, 2013

  23. Melissa

    So I says to her “Lois you know I just can’t resist them big booty bitches”…..

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    May 23rd, 2013

  24. Joe Rowe

    Wait don’t buy one you know your brother Jamal will steal one for you.

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    May 23rd, 2013

  25. Lisa S.

    Why are you looking at him when you have me right here next to you???

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    May 23rd, 2013

  26. Todd

    Captain Asshat’s only weakness was the Krytoass

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    May 23rd, 2013

  27. Robert

    Ma’am, it’s my duty to inform you you must be “this” wide to ride this ride…
    Unfortunately, I’m going to have to ask you to exit the store in an orderly fashion….

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  28. hogan

    “You know I’m faster than a speeding bullet, Right?”

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  29. AM

    It doesn’t matter if I’m faster than a speeding bullet – it’s this big!

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    May 23rd, 2013

  30. A. Richmond

    I know I have super powers, but you only asked me to make the cankles disappear.

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    May 23rd, 2013

  31. Art

    hocus pocus move that fat ass so i can focus

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    May 23rd, 2013

  32. Art

    Hocus Pocus, move that fat ass so i can focus!!!!!

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    May 23rd, 2013

  33. Egadssp

    As I interpret it, Captain Cape’s hand gesture is demonstrating the Large Lady’s splayed feet. No doubt in an attempt to get her to pose in a more feminine fashion. Why else would Captain Cape be communicating with her???

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    May 23rd, 2013

  34. JenJen

    “Stop squinting, Lady. I promise. It’s a lot larger than it appears.”

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    May 23rd, 2013

  35. Robert Todd

    …And this is how I dance with my blow up girlfriend in between Dinner and World of Warcraft…

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    May 23rd, 2013

  36. CG

    I need to pay a visit to this Walmart, minus the the dude with the plastic cape that he got from the party isle for tables, and get with woman with the long hair and nice booty. :)

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    May 23rd, 2013

  37. Jeffica

    “Your ass must be this wide to ride.”

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    May 24th, 2013

  38. Nick

    “I’m this big and hard as steel”

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    May 24th, 2013

  39. MarkC

    You voted for Obama twice? I felt like I had something this big up my 4$$ from his first term!

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    May 24th, 2013

  40. CaramelCutie

    You all need to stop hating on the brown rounds. Plenty of men love the nice thick brown rounds. If you can handle it(inexperienced with curves and hands), i would not even reply. Being curvy, with a nice shape makes others feel intimidated and insecure heh? :)

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    May 24th, 2013

  41. loki

    I caught “THIS” sheboon shoplifting, quick call animal control services!!

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    May 24th, 2013

  42. Josh Mk

    If you bend a little more, the price will get reduced too.

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    May 24th, 2013

  43. Comment 97

    If my penis is this big now you can only imagine how big it’s going to get when I activate my super penis powers.

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    May 24th, 2013

  44. Jo Mamma

    Here is the bucket of chicken you ordered

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    May 24th, 2013

  45. Tony Dadon

    Faster than a speeding bullet!…
    More powerful than a Locomotive!…….
    Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!!!!……
    But sweet Thang? I can’t get ovah that fine azz ‘o YOURS!
    ‘M ovah hee yah and lemee be ‘yo supah daddy!!!
    Know ‘wha I’m sayin’?
    BOOM-chicka-WOW-WOW!!!!!

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    May 24th, 2013

  46. mike reiley

    Sup ! my nigga

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    May 24th, 2013

  47. Eric

    She is one of the smarter wal-people to appear on this site. She managed to work it so that she could shop with shart-stains on her overstretched pants and not have people notice.

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  48. Bug Soup

    LOL Robert Todd

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  49. OtherGuy

    Now just picture this on the wall in the Hoe Cave!

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    May 24th, 2013

  50. econobiker

    “Yes, I gets dat TV size question alot about when yo’ measure a TV side to side, it don’ never match wit what da advertised inches. Dis is ’cause the TV makin’ place adds in da foam used to pack the box to ship it. Management don’ call me “Electronics Superhero’ for nuttin’…I knows my stuff even what da TV makers don’ wan’ me to knows!!!”

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    May 24th, 2013

  51. Steve

    For just $39.99 I can make your ass only this big.

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    May 24th, 2013

  52. Geek Squad

    “This TV has a feature that can make you look lighter in 10 pound increments until your waist looks this small.”

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  53. darren

    and the TV in my parent’s basement where I live only has a screen that big.

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  54. j inman

    If you step back about this far then you can advertise thar you really are a $5 whore

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    May 24th, 2013

  55. jj

    Isn’t a Rosie ODonnell thong just a 20 foot piece of rope?

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  56. Michael

    “You’ll probably want a wider screen cuz your ass will totally block out this one.”

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    May 24th, 2013

  57. Mike

    “Well your asshole has to be this wide for that display to fit” Looking at dat ass I don’t think that’s going to be a problem.

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    May 24th, 2013

  58. TnT

    With a wave of my magic “Wand” you will find a bed near by and feel the urge to sleep with me!!

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    May 24th, 2013

  59. John Cady

    Bubba Sparxxx is still trying to sell Ms. New Booty!

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    May 25th, 2013

  60. Christina

    Welcome to Walmart, I am Captain Bootie and I can measure the size of most bottom biscuits with my x-ray vision. Yours is ‘this’ big!

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    May 25th, 2013

  61. Zippy

    Movie still from “The Adventures of AssMan”

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    May 25th, 2013

  62. ThisPerson

    This is actually for the superman promotion that is going on for the new movie. Some stores got a few capes for employees to wear. No one in my store did because it looks ridiculous.

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    May 26th, 2013

  63. John

    Seriously, it’s that much bigger than this television

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    May 26th, 2013

  64. Roxy Lynn

    I know where this was at! I saw him! I could not get my camera on my phone up in time.

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    May 27th, 2013

  65. girlwatcher

    MAGICIAN: Poof! You’re a fat ass.

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    May 27th, 2013

  66. April

    Captain Save A Hoe!!!!

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    May 27th, 2013

  67. Lorelei

    Has no one else noticed that under her ass has a brown tint?

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    May 27th, 2013

  68. Big trouble

    If you think your ass is this wide wait till you see our new 50inch tv

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    May 28th, 2013

  69. charles

    Your ass should be this big. Not that big.

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    May 28th, 2013

  70. Dee

    Um, is it just me or does she look like she sat in some Sh*t.

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    May 28th, 2013

  71. dewyoolykewaffle?

    “The power of Samsung compels you!”

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    May 28th, 2013

  72. Xen

    “Look, alls I’m say is, it was this big when I caught him with the monkey. I got that there video playin right there!”

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    May 30th, 2013

  73. Yoyo Me

    Are you sure this isn’t K-Mart? Because it looks like she just shipped her pants…

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    May 30th, 2013

  74. James Mulcahy

    I ain’t lyin’. It really IS this big.

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    May 30th, 2013

  75. kdragonrose

    “If your ass is wider than a flat-screen TV, you shouldn’t wear spandex”

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    June 2nd, 2013

  76. angelarawr

    Im pretty sure this was in Centereach, NY … i saw the same cape on an employee by the photo booth!!

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    June 3rd, 2013

  77. sheila slabotsky

    SHAME ON ALL OF YOU!! This associate is supporting the CHKD drive by wearing that Superman cape….its worn until a certain total is met by Volunteer Associates. We’re doing it at my store and we’ve raised $45K so far.

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    June 3rd, 2013

  78. Greg

    “Now for a really great picture, what you need is Super-HD.”

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    June 5th, 2013

  79. Steve

    “Ma’am, I am the Fashion Police. You need to fill out an application to wear those pants. And you should probably trim up those dread locks. Thank you for your cooperation. Up, up, and away……”

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    June 5th, 2013

  80. Uleekmadeek

    If you buy this TV today, you also get my patented super joystick that’s this big absolutely free!

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    June 7th, 2013

  81. matt

    Is that st cloud superman?

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    June 10th, 2013

  82. Sadler2010

    You do know, the bigger the tv, the bigger the #@$k will look when you’re watchin’ porn.”

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    June 17th, 2013

  83. asdf

    Akira, Is that you?

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    June 28th, 2013

  84. James

    That is in Belvidere Illinois… That guy rang me up.

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    July 7th, 2013

  85. cindy

    i swear ..its this long, i shouldnt have to PAY

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    July 8th, 2013

  86. Eric

    Ive been told Im “this close” to being an actual super hero, and welcome to Wal Mart

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    July 11th, 2013

  87. radnore

    last week I fought a crime this big

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    July 14th, 2013

  88. Roc_sta

    Man: I used to date a girl with an ass this wide. But you’re pretty close.
    Woman: *fart*

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    July 19th, 2013

  89. Denise Cassidy

    I wouldn’t touch you with a stick this long!

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    July 20th, 2013

  90. Big Daddy

    You would have to be Superman to spread those thighs!

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    July 27th, 2013

  91. Deadpuppet

    Dat Super ASS!

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    July 27th, 2013

  92. diane holmes

    “I can be your hero, Baby”

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    July 27th, 2013

  93. east coast Marty

    I’m holding my imaginary t.v. that I will be bringing back to my imaginary bat cave!

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    July 27th, 2013

  94. D H

    Rosie’s ass cheek is this big, I swear!

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    July 27th, 2013

  95. Joe

    “You know, I can fly faster than that jet!……really I can”

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    July 27th, 2013

  96. AprilinBahamas

    “I am Captain LovesBigButt, Conquering butts THIS big and larger wherever I go!”

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    July 27th, 2013

  97. BUNS

    Danger… Carlos Danger… AKA Weiner…

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    July 27th, 2013

  98. Bob

    I want the thong worn by HER ! He,he.

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    July 27th, 2013

  99. Ben Ehrlichman

    can u handle one THIS BIG? it’s wanting for you.

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    July 27th, 2013

  100. Billyboy

    “You wouldn’t believe it, but it was this long. It wrapped all the way around the bowl. I even saw some corn and peanuts, although I don’t remember eating any peanuts…

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    July 27th, 2013

  101. Diana

    You see Madam, yoga pants are a privilege-not a right!!!

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    July 27th, 2013

  102. David M

    And they bring you food from a door this wide at the Asylum. You should see it.

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    July 27th, 2013

  103. DAN L

    “Look ma’am. Let’s say I’m fighting an alien eel-monster who’s head is like this wide. I’d easily be able to smash it through this Monitor lacerating his primary jugular, and as you may know, eel-monsters have just one, killing it almost instantly. That’s what you really need to look for when buying a Monitor; it’s weapon potential, all Super Heroes would tell you that.”

    Lady: “That’s nice but, I’m just getting some of this heavy-stock paper…”

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    July 29th, 2013

  104. greg

    its pantyman here to save your pantys from hungry ass cracks

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    August 2nd, 2013

  105. Larz

    I love bis asses – I cannot lie! I would hit that in a hurry grrrrrr

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    August 2nd, 2013

  106. T Knight

    Captain Evervirgin successfully repels yet another of the opposite sex.

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    August 2nd, 2013

  107. Nik Nacho

    “Ayo, I’m ’bout to Superman dat hoe”

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    August 2nd, 2013

  108. bigerton pooperton

    Honey, I think we should get a 10 inch television

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    August 2nd, 2013

  109. tblizow

    Your ass is definitely bigger than the screen, homemade sex tapes of you cannot be seen on this little screen!

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    August 2nd, 2013

  110. Michael

    I have a 16 inch screen hanging on the wall of my crib.

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    August 2nd, 2013

  111. Jess

    “Listen lady, if you want me to save the day a be goddamn superman or something, buying a TV that you have to lean in to be able to see AIN’T GONNA HELP YOUR FAT A$$”

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    August 3rd, 2013

  112. Ben Ehrlichman

    now,bend over this far…………….

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    August 3rd, 2013

  113. Tamar The Bored

    And Bam! That’s how you Twerk.

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    August 20th, 2013

  114. P B

    “I’m a RoBoT”

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    September 6th, 2013

  115. Howard

    I’d comment but I’m not interested in the prize. Gotta make it worth while

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    October 24th, 2013

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