It’s time for some inappropriate t-shirt fun in today’s “Who Wears It Better?” So what do you guys prefer, some pooping or some clearly exaggerated boner uptuck?
47 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Funny, Profane Shirts, Walmart Fashion
Fail. The entire point of the dick tee is that you’re supposed to TUCK IT IN.
May 29th, 2013
The penis shirt works much better when tucked in and worn under another shirt then “accidentally” exposed.
Neither.. I would not be seen in public with these men. Ewwwww!!!
This new format sux
The uptuck shirt is funny enough for that immature @$$ to wear at home or to parties. BUT I think it should be illegal to wear stuff like that in public.
If it is inappropriate for penis’s to be shown in movies and have an R rating so that children can’t see the movie, Then WHY is it allowed in a public store just so this A-HOLE can get a laugh at parents getting mad and shielding their kids from him?
Yeah..funny ha ha…now when some douche shows HIS kid something like that he would probably punch the dude.
The poop shirt, definitely. Sometimes things get a little clogged up and it feels like a true accomplishment. You might just want everyone to know.
Viagra and Special K…….works everytime
Pooping actually implies a sense of humor.
Boner compensator just implies douchebag with a small penis.
Seriously….who even makes a t-shirt like that?
he penis T-shirt wearer obviously has delusions of grandeur. I would his partner would only wish for something so grand.
Congratulations on posting a picture that really makes me want to punch one of the t-shirt wearers in his self impressed face. Honestly I would rather WATCH the other guy poop.
Well let’s think about this one for a second. I’m female, so, I would choose the Poop shirt. I find potty humor funny anyway and picture of dicks on anything gross and beyond immature. That dick shirt is just tasteless and should be considered a crime to wear around anybody but 21 year olds. Walking around Walmart in that shirt is sick and he should be arrested and convicted of being a pedophile. Sicko!
I would prefer the “dick” shirt be worn backwards! Then it would be funny.
It’s stunning, and very sad, to see just how far our morals and sense of decency has fallen. A manager with any sense of responsibility should not have allowed either one, but especially the one on the left, in his or her store.
He had a custom shirt made of his boyfriend’s penis.
My boyfriend has the penis and you definitely are suppose to wear it tucked in. It is also only appropriate for the bar. It is okay to be funny (we have had a lot of good laughs because of it) as long as you also respect the possible audience around you. COMPLETELY inappropriate for public places.
The poop shirt is funny.
The penis shirt is crude and makes him look like Captain Douchebag. I’m not a fan of more laws as some posters have suggested…there are plenty on the books that go unenforced. Arresting the guy seems a waste of time and resources. Perhaps we should allow citizens to drag the morons to the stocks for a public flogging. Maybe we should track down his parents as well and slap the hell out of them for raising such a dipshit.
Remember Adventures in Babysitting? The guys with the “I pooped” T-shirt looks like the tow truck driver, the guy with a hook for a hand!
Fly on the Wall
D1337, if you run for office, you have my vote.
I wonder if the man wearing the penis shirt would find it funny if he had a young daughter walking with him in wal-mart & asked him, ” whats on his shirt daddy?”
I’ve always been a fan of the “I pooped today” shirt. Except there’s a brown one you can buy that’s obviously much better. Sometimes you can’t help but feel pure joy after pooping, and you want to share it with the world. And the penis shirt doesn’t work if you don’t tuck it in-you can see the white seam….
One’s a dick head and one’s full of shit.
What’s the big deal? That’s an average size penis. And, I pooped today too.
I don’t get either one of them.
The “I Pooped Today” t-shirt would be perfect for Jamie Lee Curtis. God I’m sick of her telling me about how many people have trouble taking a dump these days! Why do we suddenly need yogurt to shit?!
Poop shirt has my vote. I did poop today. The other shirt is retarded in a gay sorta way….just look at the guy
At my age, the one on the right is more likely.
As most people have already stated the penis one is too inappropriate, that guy deserves a kick in the balls, he looks like a more retarded version of The Situation.
what is the world coming to?!!!
The guy on the left only WISHES he had one that big
If i was the manager at either store I would ask them to leave… and I’ve seen a lot of PoWM winners over the years.
May 30th, 2013
First I would think that anyone who would wear a penis on his shirt is 1) Wishing he had one like that and doesn’t. 2) Is most likely a perv. 3) Needs a mother to slap the stupid out of him for wearing such a shirt in public.
I would be happy to.
Now the other shirt in my point of view doesn’t offend anyone and is actually kind of funny.
Maybe he has a tiny penis and this t-shirt is his way of overcompensating.
I agree that the pooped shirt is cute. There is a book titled “Everyone Poops” and this man is happy to be like everyone else.
The other shirt is just vulgar and yes tucking the shirt in would make the sight gag slightly more believable.
Guy on the left looks to be a few twigs short of a bundle (I mean check the women’s glasses and the proportion of the size of his head to his body) But what’s up with eyes on the guy on the right? One glass eye of just generally a crazed individual?
LMAO! When did a penis become so scarey? What are you folks the new westboro baptist church. My god take the sexual repression a bit more seriously. I mean kids could find out about the pee pee’s and the vajay jay’s, when will it all end?
POOP! is ok and decent but a schlong, Hell no! Burn the freak, string him up.
You “people” are fucking bat shit insane!
I prefer the shirt on the right. The shirt on the left is just wrong for strolling around a public store (especially one where children shop), and is just in all around poor taste.
The dude on the right is rightly happy about his pooping. He needs to celebrate. I mean just look at his eyes. He is so packed up his eyes are different sizes.
@ Jimmy Love: I thought I was the only one who was thinking this. Women act like baboons in heat and flash their privates at the camera, and that’s “hottt” and “sexxxy”. But this dude has a penis shirt and everyone craps themselves. Sure it’s vulgar, but so is everything else on this site. Americans and their hypocrisy crack me up.
May 31st, 2013
Mr Daily Poop looks exactly like Handsome John Pruitt from “Adventures in Babysitting.”
June 2nd, 2013
i’m a female and i think the dick shirt is hilarious.
who cares if kids see it. good time for parents to explain if dicks didn’t exist, neither would they.
June 4th, 2013
The guy pooped so hard his eye is messed up
I know he’s wearing it wrong, but I’d do the guy on the left! With or without that t-shirt!
June 5th, 2013
how is that shirt on the left legal? I couldn’t wear that around kids and old ladies.
June 14th, 2013
Mr. Poop wins in my book purely for his wild ass lazy eye or whatever the fuck you would categorize that as.
Dick T shirt guy is a stupid faggot. I would kick the bastard in his dick until he shit blood.
June 16th, 2013
people are too uptight! both are funny.
July 24th, 2013
@ Blue: “@ Jimmy Love: I thought I was the only one who was thinking this. Women act like baboons in heat and flash their privates at the camera, and that’s “hottt” and “sexxxy”. But this dude has a penis shirt and everyone craps themselves. Sure it’s vulgar, but so is everything else on this site. Americans and their hypocrisy crack me up.”
Welcome to the world of double standards! We women have been living with that for years now. A man who runs around and has sex with all the ladies is revered as being a player and a man’s man. A woman who runs around having sex with all the guys is put down for being a whore and a slut.
How does it feel?
As for the shirts: The guy on the left should not be allowed to wear that shirt any place that he can’t actually hang his junk out like that. Children need to be taught about sex and proper social behaviors by their parents, not a perv like him. I think the guy on the right has a funny shirt.
Seriously? @Brittany: You seriously think a guy, who has probably never touched a child, should be arrested as a “pedophile”? You should get arrested for being ignorant, and easily offended. You’re probably just upset because you’ve never had the…pleasures…of one like that, or are an extreme lesbian(Not that that’s bad at ALL), OR way too LDS for yours, or anyone else’s good. I like both tee shirts, honestly. Why? They’re funny. Its people like YOU who can’t take a JOKE that make the world an annoying place. Get over it. I think its sexy, and NO WORSE than you running around in low cut shirts, and booty shorts….like you probably do.
August 22nd, 2013