Hey hey hey hey hey! I absolutely did NOT order my bottom biscuits with sausage. I specifically said NO sausage!
33 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion
Is he tucking back?
June 7th, 2013
Random Acts of Lunacy
Oh, if I only had my BB gun with me!! What FUN I would have trying to chip away at that sausage!!!
Which to use: The super soaker or the sling shot? Decisions, decisions.
Before I scrolled slowly down, I immediately guessed this photo was from Florida. I WIN!
I vote for the BB gun. This is absolutely disgusting.
hmmm, I wonder what William Shatner would have to say about this
Thanks a lot, PoWM; I just puked a little bit in my mouth…
I walk around Walmart in tiny short shorts with no undies all the time, so short that my butt cheeks and even the head of my penis hang out. I have even walked around the store in just a long t-shirt and nothing underneath it so when I raise my arms and the shirt comes up, everything shows. I have seen lots of people take pics of me while laughing and giggling, but I never get on here like this guy. I guess I just have to walk around Walmart totally butt naked with an erection next to see if I make it on here. I would enjoy doing it too.
June 8th, 2013
A real asshole.
other suggestions to go with the ones posted:
a sound thwacking with a “Board of Education” style paddle that would make it necessary for him to eat all his meals standing for a week;
a flock of bees or wasps landing and going to work;
someone shoving a cactus plant from the garden section up against it.
THE REPUBLIC WILL RISE AGAIN AND THEN WE WILL ELIMINATE THESE FAGS!
June 10th, 2013
Meanwhile at home, his wife is looking everywhere for her hot pink thong.
A swift kick to the gooch will ensure that this gentleman does not dress like this again.
nick the troubadour
on long drives m pants can be so uncomfortable
“Meanwhile at home, his wife is looking everywhere for her hot pink thong.” She found it and is now wondering how the brown smear got in it.
Why? …… just why? There could be no plausible excuse that would make this acceptable anywhere. None!
I vote Slingshot with a marble! That would make him do the asshole dance in a frantic motion for sure. Or give him a good cut right across the cheeks with a willow switch…..
Another reason to NEVER go to Florida. The list gets longer and longer by the day. YUCK!
angle grinder it
June 11th, 2013
i am sure he’s straight
Would you F&*( me? I’d F&^^ me.
June 14th, 2013
Societal norms have sure gone out the window. There once was a day that people had enough decency not to go out in public like these sickening people we see here daily.
And people once cared how they looked.
This has got to be Dale Gribble from “King of the Hill”!
June 17th, 2013
Mortimer, where do you go to Walmart exactly? If I saw you in person, I’d post it. Hot description
June 18th, 2013
June 21st, 2013
I puked. @_@
June 22nd, 2013
this is why i love animals more then humans. not surprised humans kill each other.
July 11th, 2013
I don’t think the pink object seen between her legs is a part of her body. The legs are 99.9% sure female, so to me, it looks like a woman securing child in a car set, and either the child is holding something pink, or something on the child is pink that is simply showing up at that exact unfortunate
July 15th, 2013
something told me not to look at this but i did anyway. looks like someone either on CASTRO STREET or at the SAN DIEGO GAY PRIDE PARADE yesterday.
This is a woman securing her child in a car seat, and something pink is either on the child, or something pink the child is holding, just happens to be in the exact spot to produce this type of optical illusion. Those are the rounded legs of a female, sorry.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE tell me that this is some innocent foreigner from some country where it is completely acceptable to go about in public with clothing that most people would only wear in the privacy of their bedrooms!!! And for the record, which country is it so I won’t plan a visit there?