It’s as if he let a bunch of his drunk friends play pin the tail on the jackass…..err, I mean donkey.
116 Comments | In: Mullets/Tails tags: bald, hairstyle.
Looks like one has a hair net full of fake hair fally off his head. Yep the other is his drunk friend.
October 30th, 2009
Henry John Heinz
looks more like a horses ass
Alli Bubba of the lost Nepalize tribe
At least he kept his mullet!
Run fast, I hear banjo’s!!!!
Oh my god it’s a Skullet!!!…This is what happens when a good mullet goes bad.
he is F***ed up dude. has no idea whats happenin
I REALLY hope his hair is cut like that to accommodate his safety equipment at work. But by the looks of it I doubt it.
it gives his buddy something to hang onto while he’s “never leaving your buddies behind!!”
Maybe he is one that likes his hair pulled as they ride his a$$ so he left some to be pulled
I’ve heard of a receding hairline but this is ridiculous!
Now we know what happened to Betty after Kung-Pao Enter the Fist!
I think the essence of this young man can be summed up in one word – dumbass.
Grow it where you can brother, grow it where you can..
In the redneck society, married men must cover up their neck as this is only for their old lady to look at
I’ve heard of a comb-over, but this looks like a comb-up.. from his back hair.
White trash Hare Krishna?
He just kept evening it out….
This is what you get when you live in a community where all the ladies grow up to “do hair”. These ladies feel a need to be different. Another fine example of what happens when last names become common first names.
I’m hoping that’s a hairpeice and it’s just falling
I wondered what happened to the lead singer from Live
I am thinking single and staying that way
Uncle Bob…. is that you?
Now that’s one helluva forehead.
“Just a little off the sides and top please.”
Introducing a new fad… The Skullet
His hair is so distracting that it makes you completely overlook the other guy with his hand down his pants
The elusive SKULLETT. The rarest of all, and best of all it was captured in it’s native habitat. Amazing capture!
It looks like a cow sh*t on his head. Another bad idea on display in public. Do these people really not know how ignorant these things make them look? WTF?!?
It’s the EXTREME MULLET, get yours done today!
REALLY?? ok seriously now…How do you wake up in the morning and say today i wanna get a hair cut…I need a hair cut…If I dont get a skullet I may die…And then proceed to think its the most bad ass haircut ever…Its cool tho cuz it gives me somethin to laugh at. hahaha
What? Only the back of my head gets cold.
talk about your all time reseeding hair line
Man if I was his hair I would run away from that face too!!!
“Got me a spoiler, just like my 1987 IROC-Z!”
Looks like one of the il Chrishna’s that used to wear orange robes and hand out flowers at the airport. They were always in groups chantting and shaking their tamborines. Most of you might be to young to remember them but they were a cult. Parents used to pay people to grab them off the street into vans and deprogram after they had been brainwashed. They would withold good, water &. Even the bathroom till they broke them. Very bizzare. Some of you mY remember swing them in the movie Airplane?
It’s Samurai Redneck!!! Where is his sword?
Just has “look at me I am stupid” written all over it….
I saw a guy with the same haircut WORKING at an Arkansas Wal-Mart. I tried to get a picture of him for this site but wasn’t able to. Now someone has beat me to it! Darn!
He’s the smart one! He made himself aerodynamic to make the tractor go faster and use less gas.
Does he have to draw a line across the top of his forehead so he knows when to stop washing his face?
Big Red Durango
If I only had a mirror… (Sung to the tune of “If I only had a brain” from the Wizard of Oz.
What’s more scary – the bad haircut guy, or his friend (the one playing pocket pool) buying a turkey baster for illegal and immoral purposes?
You have a forehead. We’ve seen fiveheads. Introducing the thirtysevenhead!
perfect reason why you should never get a razor anywhere near your head
Why do people think that something that looks so stupid looks good? it makes no sense. He just has “look at me, how stupid do I look” written all over it……
Chuck U. Farley
A squirrel trying to mate with the back of his neck.
Holy crap..and here I thought I had a bad hairstyle.
Night Shift Monkey
That’ll teach Cletus to pour gasoline in his barbaque.
Dueling banjos and squealing pigs…just another day on the farm
“And as you can see, my fine ladies and gentlemen, hair only grew where we put Mr. Marvels’s Mystery Tonic.”
I am hoping this fool lost a bet & thus the haircut.
If not, then he is an idiot.
Well wait he is an idiot anyway for allowing this & going out in public; he could at least worn a hat.
Beauty Alert: Bangs are flattering, they frame your face.
beautifully emphasizes his pretty mouth
Larry completing the “If you get your haircut at Petsmart, i’ll stab myself in the penis” dare.
Hill Billy Scoreboard
Hey… another 350 pounds buddy and THEN you’re sumo wrestler weight.. Got it?
i’m thinkin he lost a bet?
Be nice, he’s only a partial member of the skinheads. He gets to shave the rest off when they make him a full one.
The result of a six pack of Bud, a single mirror, buzz clippers, and a stubborn insistence that he could shave it all off “…ALL BY MY DAMN SELF!”
His buddies didn’t have the heart to tell him he missed a spot.
Regardless, he still thinks he’s the last AirBender…
In desperation GM Motors has designed a new line of men’s hairpieces…
………Larry is modeling the new convertable toupee, put it up on a rainy day…..or put it down and cool your head off in Walmart.
Finally a use for dead squirrels!
Well I see the Mullet Bandit has struck again, but this time he didn’t get away with it.
“excuse me sir…….did you know that you have a squirrel on the back of your neck?”
Looks like his toupee is sliding off the top of his head
i feel like the pictures on this site are blowing up in quantity, but losing quality?
I wonder if he would tell me who his barber is because I’m entering my horse into a competition this weekend and I may have found the look.
Wow – a mullet yamaka.
Hee and haw both decided to go to walmart to buy the items they needed to pull of a party where everyone in walmart is officially invited lol
Just not up to par with other pics on the site. Simply not funny.
If we are just going to look at nutty hairstyles I can look up pictures of Amy Winehouse.
Keep showing the crazy people and not the folks with bad haircuts.
Hell, I wouldn’t have given this guy a second look if I saw him at my Walmart.
I wonder what the tats on his neck and throat are all about. In what state has he been paroled?
I get it….business in the front, a hootenanny in the back! Gotta love rednecks!
Ooooooooooooooo I think I finally found me a boyfriend
Actually, the other dude looks like he has bangs and then shaved the BACK of his head!! LOL!!
Did it occur to anyone that this guy may have gotten this haircut so people wouldn’t look at his face? It’s sort of like going on a double sack date where you wear a sack over your head in case your date loses his.
DUD! It’s a Ghost Mullet!!!
Attention Walmart security we may have a shoplifter, in any event just cut that out.
I'm not telling
that’s something I would put on one of my drunk friends. his drunk ass friends were probably dying from laughter when they were shaving their friends head and giving him this cut. they wanted to see how mad he would get in the morning when he woke up and saw this. but instead of getting mad he’s likes it. If I did this to my friends I would of been on the floor laughing so hard I would be crying because they wouldn’t know what happend till AFTER I was gone.
At some point the mining and exploration company needs to tell the employees to call it a day.
Hmmm.. 2 guys shopping together! Could it be “life partners’ or ‘long time partners”. LOL!
I’d do him
The mullet has finally been usurped in its long time reign of the worst hair-don’t ever.
Remember the fade? Well this is the slide.
Um, I think you missed a spot when you shaved your head this morning….
Why would ANYONE get a haircut like this?? It’s horrible! If he actually has a wife/girlfriend am afraid what they look like. YUCK!!
His mullet has gathered speed and is about to make a break for it!
beefcake the mighty
some people insist to be ridiculous
Party in the back and . . . Well, that’s it. Just a party in the back. Deeeeeefinitely don’t want to be invited to that party.
Business in the front and whoooooaaaaa horrendous piece of shit in the back.
“Harri Krishna, Harri Krishna”
that’s just a trap door for that pack of neck-dogs on his head
I think he’s watched a few too many installments of “Once Upon a Time in China” and/or “Jet Li’s Fearless” and has decided he wants to grow a nice long Machurian que. It’ll take him a couple of years but I say “Excelsor to you, sir!”
I can understand 2 guys going in to by beer, but these two grocery shopping together? They must both wear the panties in that family
I can understand 2 guys going in to buy beer, but these 2 grocery shopping togethor? guess which one catches
Krishna shops at Wal-Mart.
two guys buying jelly…peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time
I dont know but I’ve seen that hair style on alot of the town thugs lately maybe that style is now going redneck.
Extreme mullet make over.
Mullet hairdos weren’t clueless enough so they’ve invented the skullet .
Talk about a rat tail…
Looks like he was passed out and they shaved it all off and couldn’t get to the back.
October 31st, 2009
I’d like to sneek up on him with a pair of clippers and take care of that little problem for him.
I’d like to sneek up on him and shave the rest off!!!
I’ve seen lots of Native Americans with this haircut, nothing new. Could be cultural.
November 2nd, 2009
Whoa dang! I’m just shaking my head, and trying to figure out… WHY??????
HARE KRISHNA. HARE HARE. KRISHNA KRISHNA. *Clangs finger symbols.*
He could be a Shaolin monk… but I don’t think they wear levis
That’s my cousin…..he has cancer.
Yes, John (who commented above) is right, it’s tribal. I’ve seen LOTS of traditional Native American men with the same haircut. It isn’t unusual at all in places with high Native American populations.
November 3rd, 2009
michelle is a moron
michelle you are a douche bag and have no common sense. This is not tribal okay and being one millionth indian does not make you indian. this is some fuckhead who does not want respect because he chose to have his hair cut like a fuck head ass face and you are a fuck head for defending this trash, i am sure you have a mullet and 7 kids on welfare. eat shit and die camel toe.
Thats what we call a skullet
November 4th, 2009
That’s what the squidbillies would look like if they were in human form
the last mohegan.
November 8th, 2009
This guy actually looks like a hare krishna…maybe he is?
December 1st, 2009