The Bearded Clam



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Advice to all my ladies out there: if you do decide to grow a beard, at least make it a cool beard like Abigale Lincoln here. People are gonna look anyways, might as well make them jealous.

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The Bearded Clam, 7.7 out of 10 based on 273 ratings

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  1. Neil

    No comments yet?? Guess this considered “normal” now?

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    June 18th, 2013

  2. joe blohe

    Interesting shape too – like a dog “Kong” toy.

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    June 18th, 2013

  3. tonydadon

    @Neil- I think people are too speechless. confused, flabbergasted to say anything.
    It’s funny though, she has no moustache or beard on her chin, just on the sides of her face and neck? Maybe she is a dwarf extra on break from “THE HOBBIT” sequel?

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    June 18th, 2013

  4. Isabel Wallace

    Must have a hormone problem!

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    June 18th, 2013

  5. broketaxpayer

    I guess with her figure, she just gave up and said, what the heck, I can grow a beard and make myself TOTALLY unattractive to men.

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    June 18th, 2013

  6. Kristenr

    I guess people never heard of polyscistic fibrosis. I’ve seen women with beards before because of this.

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    June 18th, 2013

  7. LUVPLUMPTRAMPS

    It’s the Sapping Turks daughter.

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    June 18th, 2013

  8. verbatim

    Looks totally fake

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    June 18th, 2013

  9. missy

    How do you make a horemone? You don’t pay her!

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    June 18th, 2013

  10. Cybr

    Imagine what her hoo-hah looks like.

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    June 18th, 2013

  11. Joey BadaBing

    Birth Control
    Motivation Poster :-)

    It’s Working !

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    June 18th, 2013

  12. Naysayer

    Never rip on a woman who can grow a better playoff beard than her man!

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    June 18th, 2013

  13. Vicki Lee

    Is she Amish?

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    June 18th, 2013

  14. CG

    The bearded woman shops for bargains at Walmart.

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    June 18th, 2013

  15. SignGuy

    aw what the hell lets get drunk and do her or it or whatever it is

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    June 18th, 2013

  16. OhioDemon

    Why, all of a sudden, do I feel like I need to get a Capital One credit card?

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    June 18th, 2013

  17. Jerry

    Hairy Mary !

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    June 18th, 2013

  18. pct2k

    Are we sure that’s a woman? It could be a man with exceptionally large moobs. Either way, I shudder at the prospect…

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    June 18th, 2013

  19. MasterBaiter

    KRISTENR
    I guess people never heard of polyscistic fibrosis. I’ve seen women with beards before because of this.

    And I suppose she’s never heard of a razor?
    Face it, she’s gross and disgusting like something out of Grimm fairy tale.

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    June 18th, 2013

  20. Jen

    It’s the bearded lady – the circus is in town.

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    June 18th, 2013

  21. Planet-38

    Reminds me of that “My Name Is Earl” episode. #So if you want to sing out
    Sing Out…#

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    June 19th, 2013

  22. Skip

    If you really knew how many women out there could grow a heavier and thicker beard than this?
    You’d lie awake at night in “Shock and Awe” staring at the ceiling!

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    June 19th, 2013

  23. verbatim

    LOL Vickie Lee and OhioDemon

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    June 19th, 2013

  24. Reggie

    “I guess people never heard of polyscistic fibrosis”

    Ummm…no, actually!
    I have heard of Polycystic Fibrosis, however.

    And, I have heard of depilatories and razors.

    In case you are interested, KristenR, Wal-Mart does sell dictionaries, depilatories, and razors for anyone in need of these products.

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    June 19th, 2013

  25. Karaoke Nicole

    I use Sally Hansen hair removal!

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    June 19th, 2013

  26. darren

    Looks like the winner of the Miss Troll USA pagent

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    June 19th, 2013

  27. Penguin

    That’s no woman…it’s Kevin Smith out and about!

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    June 19th, 2013

  28. gothchiq

    @_@ Buy some damn razors at the Wal-Mart, jeez!

    Or, I don’t know, braid it and start calling yourself Gimli.

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    June 19th, 2013

  29. RACHEL

    WOW! IS THAT A MAN WITH BOOBIE OR A WOMAN WITH A BEAR? CANT FIGURE IT OUT…LOL

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    June 19th, 2013

  30. Brian

    She’s on her way to a stoning, where women aren’t allowed…

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    June 19th, 2013

  31. Shannon MacLean

    Oh my gosh I know who this person is!

    I have not been on this website for almost a year, and I was showing it to someone and nearly fell out of my chair when I saw this!

    I don’t remember her name, but this woman is a “quasi” sister-in-law of one of my co-workers! (believe it or not, she has TWO long term boyfriends!!!!!) And YES, it is a real beard. She works on Fremont St. posing for photos with tourists!

    What are the chances of me seeing this! WOW …. welcome to Las Vegas!

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    June 21st, 2013

  32. Reggie

    Thank you for that information, Shannon.
    Now I have 1,001 reasons to NOT go to Las Vegas.

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    June 21st, 2013

  33. petuniasevan

    It is a hormonal problem: Endometriosis most commonly. And yes, the hair mostly grows on jawline but not cheeks or upper lip as much.

    If she doesn’t mind the stares and whispers, fine. I wouldn’t want the attention.

    I shave my face every day or two. It’s more and more coarse, but grayer and grayer as I am fifty this August. I don’t like the stubble; neither does hubby…..but I’m certainly not letting it grow out and making me the female version of Letterman with a beard (shudder).

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    June 21st, 2013

  34. AJo

    High HO Silver Away!!! …wait it’s still here!! WTF ..my eyes hurt

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    June 25th, 2013

  35. AMERICA_IS_DOOMED

    eh, She’s Amish. I bet she can milk shit out of a cow.

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    June 25th, 2013

  36. Slim

    this is the bearded woman from AMC’s FreakShow.

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    June 25th, 2013

  37. Seanzarelli

    It’s fat bastard!

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    June 27th, 2013

  38. Tonya

    KRISTENR, did you mean polycystic ovarian syndrome? While, yes, facial hair growth can be a part of PCOS, I have never seen anything like this! It is usually very fine, barely noticable, not an actual beard

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    July 19th, 2013

  39. Vicky

    There is also PCOS: Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. It also causes facial hair and other issues. While I don’t agree that she should let herself go like that, she also doesn’t deserve to be ridiculed. Maybe she just gave up after being made fun of for so long.

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    July 19th, 2013

  40. FADDER_YODER

    That girl is a trans-sexual Amish man.

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    July 24th, 2013

  41. Iris

    Holy crap? What…?

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    July 25th, 2013

  42. lindsey

    WTF?????? That can not be real or thats a man?!!! Either way that is sick

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    July 26th, 2013

  43. Frosty

    THERE IS NO GOD.

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    August 12th, 2013

  44. Nikki

    I live in Vegas and she is always on Fremont street with a man in a wedding dress. I assure you with no explanation that it is a woman and the beard is real.

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    November 23rd, 2013

  45. worhtless-slob

    i live in Las Vegas and she is a somewhat well known character around the downtown area. a friend of mine was taking a Greyhound bus out to california, and she was sitting in the back drinking four loko with a homeless guy who apparently stunk up the entire section and ended up sucking his dick right there on the bus hahaha. choose to believe or not, but it’s true!

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    January 27th, 2014

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