Something About The Furry Costumes



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It’s unfortunate kids happen to love big furry characters but also happen to be at the exact height where our dirty mind wonder to…While I have this chance, I’d like to put a high school buddy of mine on blast. He used to dress up as the Easter bunny at our local farm for kids and freely admitted that he would get accidental boners because kids would inadvertently press along his johnson. Sooo ya, you know who you are you pervert.

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  1. LUVPLUMPTRAMPS

    I can only imagine what one of those costumes smells like what with the sweat from the heat and the breath of the person inside; heaven help if he or she farts. And then all the kids slobbering all over the front….

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    June 18th, 2013

  2. Jerry

    FUR MAGNET !

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    June 18th, 2013

  3. Nancy

    “Accidental” huh? yeah right

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    June 18th, 2013

  4. Barker61

    Wonder if these (guys?) are registered as sex offenders or not?

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    June 19th, 2013

  5. Shawn D.

    Grimace: “Come on, get in my belly!”
    Tony: “GRRRREAT! Come on, get in my belly!”

    If you’re gonna eat kids, don’t do it by osmosis. Use your mouth, it’s easier.

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    June 19th, 2013

  6. Cableguy1000

    At least Barney the Purple Pervert dinosaur isn’t involved.

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    June 19th, 2013

  7. ken

    nothing can defeat the grimmus

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    June 19th, 2013

  8. darren

    So not only does Wal mart mess with just adults mentally, its also doing a great job of screwing with the kids too !

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    June 19th, 2013

  9. Brian

    Regardless of what we think, both of those kids will cherish that moment and that hug forever. Here’s to being a kid and getting a hug from a TV character you idolize. Woo hoo!

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    June 19th, 2013

  10. Neil

    I’ve worked for Publix (a southern grocery store chain located primarily in Florida) for nearly two decades, and a few years back I was chosen to dress up as “Plato the Publixsaurus” in a grand opening across town. Luckily, I had a handler (who led me around and handed out treats) and wasn’t allowed to touch or even talk or make noises to/toward any of the many kids we encountered. (I was only supposed to wave and hand gesture.) Damn, that head must have weighed 20 pounds and it was like 100 degrees out in June…It was terrible.

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    June 20th, 2013

  11. Mooner

    Eh, that wouldn’t bug me if it was my kid. Those are obviously either official licensed costumes (which I doubt they sell to the public) or extremely well-made duplicates.

    Either way, if I’m watching my kid hug these costumes, it’s not like the person inside is gonna molest my kid right then and there. There’s literally zero harm done here, unless you’re obsessively worried the guy in the suit is gonna remember your kid and think about them later when they’re jacking off or something.

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    June 20th, 2013

  12. Terry

    I got the displeasure of dressing in one of the costumes for a county fair (volunteer work). It was horrible. The absolute worst kids were the mentally challenged ones. I know it’s not their fault but dear god in heaven, it was the worse day of my life. I can only imagine what the little demons at Walmart would do.

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    July 1st, 2013

  13. Derp querpson

    Either it’s the same kid in both pics or the kids are coincidentally wearing the Same shirt

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    July 20th, 2013

  14. No name

    The kids faces are buried where the chest/stomachs would be, think you’re just trying to make it something perverted at that point

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    August 29th, 2013

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