I’m A Lord Truck Man



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You would figure the creature of the universe would drive something a litter nicer….and be a little less showy about who he was. But whatever, just gotta roll with it sometimes.

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  1. BenVincent

    Now we know what happened to the L on Laverne’s sweater.

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    June 21st, 2013

  2. jimmy

    That light must be really heavy.

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    June 21st, 2013

  3. Cybr

    So God drives a beat-up F-150, huh? I especially like the kluged-up tailgate latches and whatever the hell that light is hanging off the bumper.

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    June 21st, 2013

  4. Count Flatula

    Last
    On
    Race
    Day

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    June 21st, 2013

  5. Count Flatula

    Left
    On
    Road
    Dead

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    June 21st, 2013

  6. Count Flatula

    Left
    Over
    Rebuilt
    Dodge

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    June 21st, 2013

  7. loki

    Lord of the Thighs? LAME!!!

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    June 22nd, 2013

  8. loki

    Oh Lord!!!, Your bumper is falling off!!!

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    June 22nd, 2013

  9. Shawn D.

    Lordy, Lordy, look at that bumper!

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    June 22nd, 2013

  10. WTF

    The “Creator” of the universe? You wrote creature.

    Also, your website sent a virus at my computer. Maybe you want to look into that?

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    June 23rd, 2013

  11. JiggaGeoff

    Interesting to see this from Illinois, and not within the bible belt. Would not have expected to see something like this from there.

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    June 23rd, 2013

  12. USFBULLCPA

    I thought the truck was owned by Laverne Defazio…..

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    June 24th, 2013

  13. darren

    Lacks
    Operator
    Rationale
    Decisions

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    June 24th, 2013

  14. DeDe

    I’m quite sure the Lord would not even get into that truck…

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    June 24th, 2013

  15. Gozinga

    The CREATURE of the universe? CREATURE? Try “creator”, you moron.

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    June 24th, 2013

  16. Brandan

    Let there be light, on my bent ass bumper.

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    June 24th, 2013

  17. Dildo McSchlong

    “Oh Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz…” Doh! Poor Janis got it all wrong. Thanks, God now I don’t know what to believe.

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    June 25th, 2013

  18. Neil

    Is that Tim Tebow’s ride?

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    June 30th, 2013

  19. Nettie

    Looks like the perfect vehicle for a guy who was born in a stable, actually!

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    July 16th, 2013

  20. P Smith

    If I saw that, I’d add and “E” to it.

    LORED, meaning fictional, because that’s what religion is.

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    October 14th, 2013

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