Delightfully Tacky



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Get on up and get on down to Hooters! Yaaa! – Seriously though, I’m a guy and I wouldn’t take a sh*t in a Hooters. Their food is awful and the cleavage is always disappointing. “Hey, sweet c-section scar, can I get some extra napkins please?”

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Delightfully Tacky, 5.4 out of 10 based on 130 ratings

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  1. darren

    I like the white trash low rider on the right
    on the left im not sure if its man or woman

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    June 21st, 2013

  2. Jen

    Thongs need to come with instructions “Put this on first, under your clothes.”

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    June 21st, 2013

  3. G Spot Finder

    Poor kid is scarred for life. Thanks asshat

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    June 21st, 2013

  4. Cybr

    I think that’s a dude on the left.

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    June 21st, 2013

  5. THE GREAY AND POERFUL OZ

    Ladies!!!! Quit wearing clothes that are too small!!!!!

    You take and flatten out what God gives you and look like crap!!!!

    Then give yourselves a stupid looking muffin top that is totally unnecessary…

    Both of these ladies probably had fine tushes until they decided to cram themselves into the same pants they wore in high school…

    It’s bad enough that I don’t know whether the one on the left is a dude or dudette…

    KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!

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    June 21st, 2013

  6. Barker61

    Hmmm, must be going to a franchised Hooters. All the ones my wife and I have been to have had great food(not just the wings!) and attractive women, not skanks. Suggest the caption writer needs to switch to another Hooters restaurant, just just not go to them.

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    June 22nd, 2013

  7. lakelady

    Isn’t “orange baseball cap” a dude?
    He must get dressed in the dark. :-P

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    June 22nd, 2013

  8. loki

    I seriously doubt either of these two skanks could even land a job at Hooters. I can bet they bought these shirts. Is the skank on the left wearing a thong on the outside of her shorts? OMG’s

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    June 22nd, 2013

  9. jimbo57

    Thongs over short shorts. Is that a thing now?

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    June 22nd, 2013

  10. Justin Time

    (first)
    I have worked at 3 different Hooties in my life growing up thru my early 20′s (grill and fryer) and out of say 50 or 60 girls I worked w/ I MIGHT have asked out about 3 or 4 of them. Caked on make-up, cheap panty hose and even cheaper hair do’s ~ don’t make an automatic 20% tip ~ And POWM is right, the food is not only sub par but GROSSLY over priced!

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    June 22nd, 2013

  11. Justin Time

    The one on the right might get away w/ it, if she has a REALLY cute face, but someone please tell me that that’s a dude on the left? =o(

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    June 22nd, 2013

  12. firsty

    I would never turn away a dame with great hoots and a C- Section, I don’t believe in discriminating against women when it comes to sex. Even some trannies.

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    June 22nd, 2013

  13. firsty

    Are these trannies or is the one on the left a man and right a girl?

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    June 22nd, 2013

  14. AJ

    The left one, it is a guy, right? And, is he really wearing a thong outside of the shorts (or are the shorts printed that way)? And, is he hunchbacked? And…..oh hell, I quit…

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    June 23rd, 2013

  15. Brittany

    I don’t think he’s hunchbacked (left) though I do think he’s an idiot. He is probably (ok, certainly) an attention-seeker. Those people are morons, male OR female. And definitely gay. Unless a straight guy lost a bet I can see no reason for any straight guy to dress like that. So yeah, he’s just an attention-seeking flamer.

    As for the woman on the right, well, she’s just a skank. ‘Nuff said.

    Oh and the flip-flops. Ugh. Those “shoes” need to seriously go away. Not only are they tacky but they are really only for wearing at the beach. They sound annoying with the flapping against the foot with every step. *rolls eyes*

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    June 24th, 2013

  16. Dana

    I think the guy on the left is in fancy dress – judging by the thong and blue hair piece .

    The one on the right might also be a dude – she looks quite tall and broad shouldered for a woman !

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    June 25th, 2013

  17. KW

    Stopped by the local Hooters for 1st time in over a year. Two of the girls working there were twins and both need a nose job badly, looked like they were crossed with an eagle with the honkers they had. Also, another girl couldn’t have been a day over 16 even though they have to be 18+ to serve beer in Texas. One of the other girls had a pretty face but her booty was no bigger than a hamburger bun. Although the food was ok, wasn’t the most eye pleasing experience.

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    July 1st, 2013

  18. Teresa J

    Not all Hooters are bad. The one in Newport, KY on Riverboat Row has awesome food and really pretty girls. I was very impressed. We worked close and ate there several times each week. I went to another one and it was absolutely horrible.

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    July 1st, 2013

  19. litamyra

    i find the fact that you think its ok to make fun of someone who had to have a c-section and calling them un atractive to be very childish and disgusting. the women works at hooters and she has to be atactive and she is a mother one of the most beautiful things on earth so grow up and get a life

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    July 21st, 2013

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