November 1st, 2009
King Of The Wild Frontier
Tags: raccoon, weird pets
Dude’s got a raccoon on his head. Let me repeat that…..DUDE’S GOT A RACCOON….ON HIS HEAD. Somebody tell Davey Crockett here he is supposed to skin it first, then put him in a Lysol bath.
Texas
King Of The Wild Frontier,
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That’s not a raccoon, that’s the world’s largest mullet.
November 1st, 2009
What a Coon………..
November 1st, 2009
Racoon on head is worst than Iguana on back
November 1st, 2009
I like how there both checking the grocery list. “not perfect just forgiven” Not for this attrocity you aren’t.
November 1st, 2009
Will the Walmart Greeter let that Varmit in the store?
November 1st, 2009
A raccoon, a swat hat, a Jesus shirt, and a monster truck!?!? Holy CRAP!
November 1st, 2009
was this taken at a walmart?
November 1st, 2009
My mother rescued a baby raccoon and had it as a pet for close to 5 years, then she had to set it free as it started to become territorial and aggressive.
November 1st, 2009
what’s the big deal? He’s got it on a leash.
November 1st, 2009
Talk about a fashion faux pas… That raccoon SO doesn’t go with that shirt.
November 1st, 2009
As I’ve said on comments for other photos, “Just when I think I’ve seen it all….”
Dear Lord, why? Why does Wally World attract all kinds of animals? And did the greeter stop him and say, “No animals allowed”? That’s what I really want to know. There’s no way Mr. SWAT can say it’s a service raccoon.
November 1st, 2009
Usually raccoons hiss and bite, but this one is dumbfounded by his master’s idiocy. Dude, it’s not cool to wear a coon!
November 1st, 2009
jack hanna now does his animal shows in walmart parking lots?
November 1st, 2009
I love the “Not Perfect, Just Forgiven” shirt as well.
November 1st, 2009
Which is worse? A racoon on the head or the bad rug in the previous pic?
November 1st, 2009
Thats what I call a coon head
November 1st, 2009
Be nice…he knows he’s not perfect.
November 1st, 2009
I think I got rabies just looking at this photo.
November 1st, 2009
The “Not Perfect, Just Forgiven” shirt only adds to the red state hilarity.
November 1st, 2009
“Stop at the bait machine and git three tubs of crawdaddys”
November 1st, 2009
coolest hairpiece I’ve ever seen…
November 1st, 2009
His hat says SWAT – maybe follow that simple dirrection? Swat that over-grown rat off your head!
November 1st, 2009
I find the pic less funny than the guy from Texas who posted it, telling him what to do with the raccoon.
November 1st, 2009
The born-again-Christian t-shirt and SWAT hat kind of clash. And, the racoon is perfect and it won’t be too forgiving when it gives him rabies.
November 1st, 2009
It seems very interested in the receipt… or condom, whatever that thing is.
November 1st, 2009
Crockett, now reformed, decided to join the ASPCA and become a kinder, gentler king of the wild frontier.
November 1st, 2009
Well where else are you gonna put your raccoon???
November 1st, 2009
The racoon looks like he is helping the guy figure out his receipt.
November 1st, 2009
Looks like the coon stepped in a big pile of dipshit.
November 1st, 2009
I don’t think this was taken AT a Wal-Mart, but this is definitely the type of people that would go INTO a Wal-Mart.
November 1st, 2009
“Boy, the ladies sure will love me when they see my new…. OW OW OW GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, OW OW IT HURTS, IT HURTS…”
November 1st, 2009
Raccoons: the newest high-tech SWAT weaponry
November 1st, 2009
Was this even at Walmart?
November 1st, 2009
next item on to do list,stuff and mount ranger rick
November 1st, 2009
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Nice Hat!! Not! Weirdo, lol!
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November 1st, 2009
I don’t see the problem. Doesn’t everyone have a pet raccoon?
November 1st, 2009
Next someone will be wearing their pet skunk to Walmart.
November 1st, 2009
Yeah, it’s a cool pic, but there’s no hint that it was taken anywhere near Walmart.
November 1st, 2009
Coons are so neutral, they almost go with anything theses days…..now, when I don the more formal skunk, you know we’re doin’ somthin’ fancy.
November 1st, 2009
At least he is accessorizing his flannel with a part of nature
November 1st, 2009
Everything is bigger in Texas…. everything but brains.
November 1st, 2009
good thing I’ve got this seeing eye raccoon to help me read my shopping list.
November 1st, 2009
Actually Raccoons are GREAT pets! I had a friend who had one and they are like a really entertaining cat. Then again, I kinda like strange pets…..I will probably be on here wearing my fishnets and carrying my red tailed boa while picking up my vanilla yogurt…..
November 1st, 2009
That’s not just a racoon, that’s his dinner. He’s probably at Walmart to pick up some BBQ sauce.
November 1st, 2009
dont you normally kill those things before wearing them?
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November 1st, 2009
Dyslexic hunter is aided by reading raccoon.
November 1st, 2009
Is he forgiven for having sex with a racoon?
November 1st, 2009
There is nothing in this picture that shows that it was taken at Wal-Mart.
November 1st, 2009
the raccoon is just reading over the shopping list for him
November 1st, 2009
Whats his T shirt say? Not perfect just below average? Just another god.guns and coon oppressor hillbilly.
November 1st, 2009
Is this what the term ASS HAT is refering to?
November 1st, 2009
That raccoon will scratch your eyes out!
November 1st, 2009
No proof of being anywhere near a WalMart.
Step it up mods!
You can play with the URL and get advance pics of this website. I was hoping this one wouldn’t show up.
November 1st, 2009
there is something not right with this picture. Look at his ear/hair/hat. The racoon must have bit his head in half.
November 1st, 2009
Jesus was a liberal.
November 1st, 2009
He went coon hunting, lets go coon huntin’ ya’ll
November 1st, 2009
The ‘coon is not just decoration. It’s obviously the only one who can read.
November 1st, 2009
Only in Texas! …oh wait a minute… I’m in Texas…
November 1st, 2009
this proves my theory, this sites like a bad wreck, you dont want to look, you just cant help it.
November 1st, 2009
Ew, rabies…
November 1st, 2009
The a Texas Trifecta= He’s a Born Again SWAT team member with coon for a hat.
November 1st, 2009
Now I get it……it’s his Halloween costume, he’s going as a humane Davey Crockett !!!!
November 1st, 2009
Maybe he thinks he is going to “eat a beaver”.
November 1st, 2009
I don’t know why some o the left want to keep politicizing this website especially given the t-shirt may end up being Obama’s next campaign slogan.
November 1st, 2009
This is stupid……i could take a picture of ANYTHING and say it’s at walmart. This is a picture supposedly taken at walmart…are we supposed to believe that?
November 1st, 2009
Sarah is correct – racoons make marvelous pets. They need to be quarantined for ten days to be sure they don’t have rabies, and then bring ‘em on inside! They can be litter trained like cats, and are very clean. Better company than most people and more entertaining than what’s on TV. And, the critter IS on a leash – unlike some of the other “critters” we’ve seen on this site!
November 1st, 2009
BOTH ANIMALS ARE READING WHAT APPEARS TO BE A SHOPPING LIST – PERHAPS, THIS GUYS DEAR WIFE WROTE;
PLEASE DO NOT TAKE OUR PET COON INTO THE WALLY-WORLD STORE, PLEASE … !!!
November 1st, 2009
Hey, that racoon has a redneck on his ass!
November 1st, 2009
I would bet this man shops at walmart, but i do not see a walmart in the picture.
November 1st, 2009
Good picture, but not at WalMart
November 1st, 2009
Racoon is making sure “hunting license” is not on the list
November 1st, 2009
Maybe its a service raccoon!
November 1st, 2009
Holycrap, that raccoons got a hick attached to its ass!
November 1st, 2009
Awww I had a pet racoon for 2 weeks when I was a kid, but my mommy made me gve her away ….i wonder why?????
November 1st, 2009
First off, I’m fairly certain that’s not Walmart and secondly that’s just kinda cool seeings he’s in the woods and NOT IN WALMART. Don’t you guy’s even screen these when they come in?
November 1st, 2009
ya’ll i cant ferget my racoon..
November 1st, 2009
It’s more of a prom date than it is a hat.
November 1st, 2009
Hey Uncle Jed’s got a pet raccoon don’t he, lets get him to hold a walmart receipt outside next to his truck and we’ll pretend that we saw it at walmart. Come on…how many WalMarts have wooded lots. Honestly I’d give my left tit to have a pet raccoon…rock on uncle jed.
November 1st, 2009
Actually raccoons make horrible pets, as do any wild animal. Maybe for that special someone who has time and patience to deal with them, but for the general population, most wild animals are too difficult, unpredictable, and well, wild. Their diets are also difficult to recreate, and unless neutered young develop aggressive tendencies as adults. Besides, ten days is not enough time to quarantine for rabies. That’s the time recommended for bites (it is most contagious when symptoms are showing), however even vaccinated animals bitten by rabid animals are held for 90 days, and unvaccinated animals up to a year, because it can take quite a while for the symptoms to actually show. Raccoons are notorious carriers of rabies. It would be stupid to take them out of the wild and into your home.
November 1st, 2009
It’s Texas. People here have wild animals as pets all the time. Not that unusual to me!! Also, I am with Bigwood,. I don’t think that’s Wal-Mart!
November 1st, 2009
That was taken in the woods. Unless they now plant trees in the middle of Walmart parking lots
November 1st, 2009
I thought this was “People of WALMART”
I see nothing to indicate this was taken at a walmart…
I’ve noticed several like this lately – NO FUN.
November 1st, 2009
I believe it is a WalMart. The WalMart where I live has a wooded area right next to it. Not all Walmarts are in the middle of a big city.
November 1st, 2009
Actually in a strange way… Thats kinda cool. Raccoons are pretty smart.
November 1st, 2009
Thats right dickhead, hand it to the bankteller and shell give you the loot. And were the F%&8 is tor mask
November 1st, 2009
Racoons are really cool. We have a family of them on our property, they just quietly romp around…. they are beautiful, but I dont know if I would put one on my head.
November 1st, 2009
He is obviously just delivering that raccoon to the walmart deli
November 1st, 2009
where else do find guys dressed in a plaid flannel shirt, swat hat and that swell shirt, standing next to a mini bigfoot pickup? it aint friggen sears
November 1st, 2009
Where is the Wal-Mart at?
This pic could have been taken anywhere.
It’s just some moron in a parking lot or his home.
It also looks like the racoon was ps’ed in.
sorry but this picture is not a Wal-Mart picture.
It needs to be removed……
November 1st, 2009
What happened to the Wal-Mart theme?
November 1st, 2009
OMG PLEASE TELL ME HE’S NOT TAKING THAT IN WALMART THIS TAKES THE CAKE i truly hope a Walmart CEO is monitoring this site to see all the animals they are allowing inside a store that carries food!!!!
November 1st, 2009
that’s just cute.
November 1st, 2009
Hey, maybe that’s his service animal!!!
November 1st, 2009
At least the raccoon’s isn’t fat and none of its body parts are hanging out of its fur.
November 1st, 2009
I wonder if the raccoon is part of the SWAT team?
November 1st, 2009
Not a big deal… call me when he’s walking a elephant or riding an emu.
November 1st, 2009
“Dave Bumford
Looks like the coon stepped in a big pile of dipshit.”
Pretty funny quote ^
I don’t have a problem with the man’s choice of pets. The little guy looks healthy and a lot better taken care of than a lot of kids I see running around Walmart. At least his little beast is on a leash
November 1st, 2009
There’s no indication that this was even taken at Wal-Mart.
And raccoons can make nice pets. They’ve been bred in captivity for awhile now, so their no more a wild animal than a hamster or gerbil is.
November 1st, 2009
I love his coon skin hat!
November 1st, 2009
Chris: breath! Just because the guy is standing there with the raccoon doesn’t mean he is taking it in the store. he could be waiting for his wife to come back out. Assuming it is a Wal-Mart.
November 1st, 2009
When did this change from “People of Wal-Mart” to just “People”?
November 1st, 2009
I’m guessing the raccoon is reading the shopping list to him.
November 1st, 2009
Racoons are NOT good pets, even if raised from a baby. They will bite your friggin finger off! They are a WILD aminal.
November 1st, 2009
How do we know this was taken at Walmart? All I can see in the background is trees.
November 1st, 2009
This has “Caught on Tape: Animals attacking owners” written aaaallllll over it. How the hell would that raccoon act if someone’s dog wanted to get after it? It’s gonna claw and bite the sh*t out of that dude’s head and face!!!
November 1st, 2009
Haha omg its so cute, it seems to fit right on his head lol
November 1st, 2009
as a matter of fact racoons make wonderful pets…. I have raised 10 of them over the last 3 years. I never had one turn on me or bite my finger off!! I always let them go in my woods after they are grown an they bring there familys back to visit…
November 1st, 2009
Not a walmart Photo, please remove.
This site does feature people of this calibur, but only at walmart.
WE DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY PHOTOS UNLESS THEY ARE TAKEN IN OR AROUND A WALMART!!!
November 1st, 2009
I bet he he lets the coon sleep in bed with him!
November 1st, 2009
Raccoons do make super pets! They are lots of fun and playful, and then they remember they are wild creatures, and use their sharp little claws to scratch you and bite you.
November 1st, 2009
And how do we know its at Wallyworld? All i see is a guy with his pet? For all i know that could be Bubbas mudranch.
November 1st, 2009
Stripes ARE very slimming……
November 1st, 2009
I can’t make fun of this guy cause the racoon is so cute, doesn’t mean I’d strike up a conversion if I saw him in person though
November 1st, 2009
I can’t believe that you rednecks think COONS make great pets. They carry all sorts of things and are vicious. They will attack for no reason and you freaks want them in your home. you can all burn in hell.
November 1st, 2009
Dad? Buster? Where was I?
November 2nd, 2009
HELLO L. THOMAS ————— I’d love to hear more about your raccoons and how they bring their families to visit. It sounds fascinating! Feel free to drop me a line at jaqdecameron@aol.com . Thank you.
November 2nd, 2009
So? Here’s a pic of ME with a raccoon on my head:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2613/3927672858_59d5229577_b.jpg
In fact, here’s several…including him biting my ear:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywayne/sets/72157622391325850/
And that pics WASN’T taken at Walmart. :p
November 2nd, 2009
He wears the ‘coon on his head cuz damnit,nobody ever notices the weasel in his underwear…
November 2nd, 2009
Now what’s wrong w/taking a raccoon to Wal-mart?
November 2nd, 2009
I had raccoons has pets growing up and they are great – on a par w/ cats but without the cat attitude. LOL . We got them usually as babies that were abandoned by moms and raised them like a kitten. Ours had outdoor cages and came inside for visits, etc. If this guy keeps his away from wild coons it’s probably a nice pet. Honest. Our only problem with our coons were with the female ones. They DO go into heat which doesn’t mean horny as much as vicious. It was sorta unsettling. Nice kitty-like 17 lb. animal one day then could rip your ear off w/out breaking a sweat the next day. They’d get over it but geez.
November 2nd, 2009
See, this is why raccoons don’t make good pets. They’re ALWAYS trying to read over your shoulder!
Wait your turn, little guy – or bring your own book next time!
November 2nd, 2009
That raccoon still looks better than that thing on Donald Trump’s head.
November 2nd, 2009
so many layers to this…the raccoon is just the tip of the iceberg
November 2nd, 2009
Rocky Raccoon walked into Walmart
Only to find there was no shopping cart….
Rocky had come equipped with a friend
To bite and give rabies to his rival.
November 2nd, 2009
Doesn’t he know you’re not supposed to wear racoon after Labor Day???
November 2nd, 2009
It’s a specialy trained SWAT raccoon!!
November 2nd, 2009
dang the fine print on this business card. Animal control phone number is…
November 2nd, 2009
Hey, like his shirt says, he’s “not perfected, just forgiven.” Not everyone can afford to buy a dog. Some of us have to catch our pets…
November 2nd, 2009
Somewhere in Siberia a Russian Colonel is looking for his hat.
November 2nd, 2009
I have that t-shirt! I found it at good will about three months ago. Just to clarify it says, “I’m not perfect, just forgiven.” you can’t see the “I’m”
November 2nd, 2009
and to think I have 4 dogs a spot light and shotgun go out in the woods track coon for hours and all I had to do was go to wally world for a kill
November 3rd, 2009
Sometimes the captions are better than the pics themselves.
November 3rd, 2009
Just what I need–more material for “You might be a Redneck if . . . .”
November 3rd, 2009
Don’t hurt the Raccoon… He’s Cute! And besides can they really deny the raccon if they let in a goat and an iguana?
November 3rd, 2009
I want to shake this man’s hand…and then steal his raccoon.
November 4th, 2009
at least its not a road kill raccoon
November 4th, 2009
hahahahah this guy lives in my town
November 5th, 2009
Some people on this website are funny. Some people are sad.
But I am so honest when I say this guy is awesome.
A racoon would be a totally cool pet.
November 5th, 2009
And they say Christians aren’t rabid…
November 5th, 2009
OMG, knew that was Texas before I even read the caption!!!! Probably lives close to me.
November 5th, 2009
my bestfriend actually has a pet raccoon. they’re kinda like cats but more playful =) wouldn’t ever wanna bring him to walmart an have him crawl on my head though. the can still be kinda rough.
November 5th, 2009
Cuzin Earl, you’re famous!
November 6th, 2009
looks like the raccoon is helping him read….thats all…
November 7th, 2009
Posterboy for the republican party. He loves Jeus, animals and military forces…. he probably killed that raccoons mother and then raised it from cubhood. Now its his best friend…. but that doesn’t stop him from make raccoon stew every sunday.
November 8th, 2009
Guess he never made up his mind what he was going to be when he grew up. Jesus freak, redneck, raccon trapper or on the SWAT team Nothin’ like bein’ 50 and multi-tasking out in the country, Man.
November 9th, 2009
This is soo funny!
I know I would have said the same thing abou it!!
November 9th, 2009
this one’s actually cute. they should take more animals to wal-mart–they’re better dressed than some of these folks.
November 9th, 2009
Did he spell it wrong on his hat? Surely it was meant to say TWAT??
November 9th, 2009
Raccoons make beautiful pets. We have a 41/2 year old female who has the run of the house. she is 30 pounds and acts like a cat with an attitude!!
She loves beef jerky and iced oatmeal cookies. not to mention pistacios. She sleeps upstairs in the gameroom in her “apartment” a nest that my husband built. We wouldn’t trade her for anything
November 10th, 2009
Must have been a full moon weekend. I work in a store and those weekends really bring them out!!
November 11th, 2009
And I was just commenting how the Sam’s Choice trail mix looks like something only a raccoon would eat.
November 11th, 2009
Is that real? I WANT A PET RACOON!
November 12th, 2009
“Alright lets look at the list here… monster truck: check, plaid shirt: check, Jesus shirt: check, raccoon on head: check. Yay it’s official, I’m officially white trash!!!”
November 13th, 2009
The raccoon is soo cute
November 15th, 2009
Wow, usually they kill the animal before they turn it into a hat. But I guess when it’s alive it will keep your head warmer?
November 17th, 2009
Wow, usually they kill the aniaml before turning it into a hat. But I guess when it’s alive it keeps your head warmer?
November 17th, 2009
Give the guy a break. He’s obviously illiterate and brings the racoon along to read him the shopping list…
November 27th, 2009
“Ya know, I’m a member of PETA, but I sure do like raccoon hats.”
December 5th, 2009
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